A lass with a reputation quite loose
Wasn't always easy to seduce
At times played hard to get
A frolicking coquette
A lass with a reputation quite loose
wasn't always easy to seduce
A young lady who just left Des Moines
Decided things by flipping a coin
Heads are for sucking
A young lady who just left Des Moines
Left a fella aching in his groin
She said with a grin
A young gentleman from Madrid
He volunteered with good deed
Danced naked to entertain the masses
Gladly slapping all their asses
And some things the city council forbid
A girl on the lone desert isle
Walked on the beach shells on pile
She lay topless on the sand
Between her legs was her hand
Her digits were so versatile
A young lady who just left Des Moines
One girl took the lessons to heart
Does not want anybody to take part
Thighs squeezed tight
Miss Shaw teaches girls at St. Claire's
The classroom on the right up the stairs
There was a young lady named Blunt
With a particularly large cunt
So deep and wide
the acoustics inside
A farmer was quite well endowed
He shouted about it quite loud
He planted his seed
Without any heed
Satisfied with each furrow he ploughed
There was a young lady named Blunt
A farmer was quite well endowed
He shouted about it quite loud
He planted his seed
A libidinous lass from Lisbon
Had gotten engaged to an ex-con
But one's not enough
She liked to be stuffed
He invited his friends to be thereupon
A libidinous lass from Lisbon
Met a horny young man from Gisbourne
He said "open wide"
Then gave her a ride
Until her coochie was crimson
A farmer was quite well endowed
A libidinous lass from Lisbon
Had gotten engaged to an ex-con
But one's not enough
A libidinous lass from Lisbon
Met a horny young man from Gisbourne
He said "open wide"
An oyster addict from Pier 39
Had a habit that's hard to define
He dipped them in semen
And claimed that the reason
was to help his erectile decline
A shapely co-ed from Xavier
Who was known for disgraceful behaviour
Danced nude in the class
And she wiggled her arse
But in math its considered a failure
A libidinous lass from Lisbon
A shapely co-ed from Xavier
A lecherous parson from Salinas
Liked to play with a penis
Size didnt matter
A crafty young girl from Louisville
Could lick her own clit at will
Till her back gave out
Then she'd give out a shout
For someone to bring her an Advil
A lecherous parson from Salinas
A crafty young girl from Louisville
Could lick her own clit at will
Till her back gave out
The girl then got a big smile
Saying, "an interesting use of a textile."
A truck driver from Nepal
Often drove wearing a shawl
He gave a girl a ride
Pulled the shawl aside
A man from Ft. Lauderdale
Stayed inside and so very pale
Used SPF 50
Even on his ditty
A man from Ft. Lauderdale
Stayed inside and so very pale
Helen was a pain in the ass
She had absolutely no class
Launched many ships
The Trojans had very high walls
And the men had very large balls
But walls are not great
Balls don't always sate
if a wood horse is considered a windfall
Helen was a pain in the ass
The Trojans had very high walls
And the men had very large balls
But walls are not great
Now Marta, she wanted more
Than a few pokes and used like a whore
King Menelaus of Sparta
Had a mistress named Marta
In between war
He'd use her back door
A widow from North Carolina
Had a best friend whose name was Dinah
They fingered all day
Shouted Hip Hip Hooray
Nearly brought on a case of angina
A widow from North Carolina
Missed her husband playing with her vagina
To keep it well oiled
And get herself roiled
Used copious amounts of saliva
King Menelaus of Sparta
A widow from North Carolina
Had a best friend whose name was Dinah
they fingered all day
A widow from North Carolina
missed her husband playing with her vagina
To keep it well oiled
A hyperactive cute dog
Left everybody agog
Plays around in zoomies
Bites you in your bloomies
Time to climb out of this bog
A widow from North Carolina
A pair of twins from Tallahassee
The furthest thing from being classy
They went to the club
each looking for a sub