A pair of twins from Tallahassee
The furthest thing from being classy
A voyeur was sadly short-sighted
Like Tommy, his eyesight blighted
He missed all the fun
A total dry run
A hasty young man from East York
Who sometimes acted the dork
wanking outside
When fucking some make much noise
Depends on the toys one employs
Dildo or fleshlight
The bane of a luddite
When fucking some make much noise
Depends on the toys one employs
Her orgasms are not quiet, very loud
She moans and screams making her man proud
She yells "OH FUCK"
Beginning to buck
Her sister was known as a floozy
Not known to be terribly choosy
A beautiful young lass
Liked it in her ass
On hands and knees
They pay more than any others
Except for those philosophy mothers
Highest rates of all
But then they have a ball
The sky in their world different colors.
A couple I know liked to spoon
They pay more than any others
Except for those philosophy mothers
Highest rates of all
The coed from Michigan State
Each guy she fucked got a rate.
Liberal Arts for ten bucks,
Just blow jobs, not fucks
Engineers meet a horrible fate.
They pay more than any others
The coed from Michigan State
Each guy she fucked got a rate.
Liberal Arts for ten bucks,
The_reader forgot to post
- indeed
New members should look to the First
To become in the art, fully versed.
The rules are quite clear,
Nothing terribly austere.
Not to heed doth risk pox or still worse.
The coed from Michigan State
A young violinist from Budapest
Bragged he was better than all the rest
His fingering technique
Caused ladies to shriek
There was a young lady named Mable
The subject of many a fable
The most famous being
Even though she’s fleeing
Oft unspeakable things at the table
A young violinist from Budapest
There was a young lady named Mable
The subject of many a fable
The most famous being
Even worse was Matilda the Hun
She'd play whack-a-mole with anyone
She couldn’t have waited
To have her urges sated
And never stop rubbing 'till she was done
There was a young lady named Mable
Even worse was Matilda the Hun
She'd play whack-a-mole with anyone
A stern old Nun loved her ruler
Students thought they could fool her
Its true what they said
"eyes back of her head"
A hardy young chick from Caracas
Brought her instruments including cabasas
young chick started to play
And made her hips sway
You won't believe where she put the maracas
There was a young lady from Brussels
There once was a man from Madras
Who made a living selling bras
He liked lifting hooters
While gulping down shooters
And pinching the customer's ass
There once was a lady from Arden
There once was a man from Madras
Who made a living selling bras
He liked lifting hooters
It was her first with two at one time
"Thank God I am still in my prime"
Both men were vigorous
the workout was rigorous
The results, in any case, sublime
There once was a man from Madras
It was her first with two at one time
"Thank God I am still in my prime"
Taking one look, on his face was a grin
Removing his clothes he was want to join in
He moved in behind her
Saying "move your dick, sir"
Taking one look, on his face was a grin
Removing his clothes he was want to join in
Then a traveling salesman stopped by
More than wares he desired to ply
Her eyes opened wide
As inside he did glide
Then a traveling salesman stopped by
More than wares he desired to ply
A smart looking chick from the farm
Was quick to turn on her charm
But if anyone tries
To tickle her thighs
A nasty old man from Little Rock
Had some strange little sores on his cock
The ladies would scream
“What a bad dream”
Penicillin take 'round the clock
A sweetie from west San Jose
