A nasty old man from Little Rock
Had some strange little sores on his cock
The lady was so upper class.
She had help to dry off her ass
One who did all her talking
One who did the stalking
The lady was so upper class.
she had help to dry off her ass
There once was a girl from the South
Who did wonderful things with her mouth
There once was a man from Leeds
Who had a strange penchant for beads
He put them in places
There once was a man from Leeds
A harried harlot from Harwich
Had a rather unusual marriage.
The conjugal visits
A lusty young wench from Greenwich
Knew well how to scratch someone's itch
If their focus you wish to attain
You need yourself to have a brain
Or open your thighs
Could somebody kindly explain
Why men are so difficult to train
Two heads could be it
That just dims their wit
High expectations is simply our bane
If their focus you wish to attain
Could somebody kindly explain
Why men are so difficult to train
Two heads could be it
She trained them all to obey
And with them she had her way
So eager to please
A beautiful woman with curves
Was one of the biggest pervs
She preferred young chicks
And teaching them tricks
The other girls want to get even
"Why should they get all the semen?"
"Lets play a joke."
"And stop in mid stroke"
The other girls want to get even
"Why should they get all the semen?"
Some girls will on a dare
Others do it gladly without a care
They flirt and they tease
then do as they please
Some ladies are adept at sarcasm
When men try to give an orgasm
They will say, with a sneer...
"Pleasant as a pap smear"
The Archbishop was quite well endowed
But sex with a gal not allowed
The boys he would bugger
He was quite the hugger
Grateful for the backsides he plowed.
Some ladies are adept at sarcasm
The Archbishop was quite well endowed
But sex with a gal not allowed
The boys he would bugger
A painter of cubist art style
Sought a square cunt in many a mile
Searched high and low
Checked out every 'ho
A square peg in a round hole is a trial
The Archbishop was quite well endowed
A painter of cubist art style
Sought a square cunt in many a mile
Searched high and low
"Milady," she moaned, as the cock crowed the dawn
Her lady’s lips having traveled her neatly trimmed lawn
But the call went unheeded
Her wants still much needed
"Try the strappie," she said with a yawn
A painter of cubist art style
One lover by night, another by day
Is Cas and Gloria's way
'round the clock fornication
Even more when on vacation
Even squeeze Rob in for a three-way
People wonder how Lynn got her jewels
One lover by night, another by day
Is Cas and Gloria's way
'round the clock fornication
A sweet old lady from Lake Park
Enjoyed her fucking in the dark
Got horny one day
with the moon at bay
A sweet old lady from Lake Park
Enjoyed her fucking in the dark
A certain rhyme scheme applies
Let lines A-A-B-B-A devise
Two long then two short lines
Then a long one that defines
A certain rhyme scheme applies
Let lines A-A-B-B-A devise
There are those who can write, others that read
But those that do limericks ought to take heed
The theme should be crude
Ribald nature it must exude
There are those who can write, others that read
But those that do limericks ought to take heed
