Imagination should sometimes run wild
Our purity now quite defiled
Naive no more
No longer a bore
Imagination should sometimes run wild
Our purity now quite defiled
So the cabbie’s wife got all dressed up
Her pushup helping her eggcups
Strutted her stuff on Avenue Seven
Spied her boss about eleven
so the cabbies wife got all dressed up
Her pushup helping her eggcups
His wife complained about cooking
"There's one thing you're quite overlooking"
I'm not your maid
but dont mind getting laid
His wife complained about cooking
"There's one thing you're quite overlooking"
After, he drove ‘round Manhattan
Then needed a drug called a statin
His LDL outta sight
The cabbie drove through Central Park
And thought ‘I shouldn’t be here after dark.
Then his dash panel displayed
His options arrayed
She held on the Rabbi quite firm
"Oh my, how big you are. Sherm"
She proceeded to stroke
The queen of New York society
Was accused of impropriety
She unzipped the fly
Of a well known guy
In the middle of banquet festivity
She held on the Rabbi quite firm
The queen of New York society
Was accused of impropriety
She unzipped the fly
Congress elected her speaker
It was really quite a squeaker
She had all the quals
You could even say balls
She was better as minority leader
The queen of New York society
Congress elected her speaker
It was really quite a squeaker
She had all the quals
A damsel in distress she was
In peril with all she does
Bareback she goes
Like all the 'hos
But sores were no cause for applause
Congress elected her speaker
A damsel in distress she was
In peril with all she does
Bareback she goes
On a bright star filled night in June
With a pubic "bush" freshly hewn
On a table spread-eagle
Looking quite regal
Her date then asked for a spoon
A damsel in distress she was
On a bright star filled night in June
With a pubic "bush" freshly hewn
On a table spread-eagle
Some girls tease and are flirty
And others incredibly dirty
Some people enjoy S and M
Others are fit to condemn
I'm game to try
Kiss your ass goodbye
Some people enjoy S and M
Others are fit to condemn
By the time she straightened her skirt
And made herself look nice and pert
she dripped down her leg
She bent over to pick up her book
While all the men gave her ass a look
No knickers she had
Her boobs also unclad
A number of gropes she'd brook
By the time she straightened her skirt
She bent over to pick up her book
While all the men gave her ass a look
No knickers she had
"Tomorrow is an unknown promise,"
I said as i spotted Adonis
His long thick cock
As hard as a rock
"Tomorrow is an unknown promise,"
I said as i spotted Adonis
Darth Vadar went to the dark side
With evil his joy and pride
His light saber in hand
A wookie is furry and tall
But the fur cant cover it all
When he's at attention
No doubt his intention
Hubby then walked into the room.
In a Princess Leia costume
She took one looked and laughed
Said are you daft?
"Leia never poked out in the playroom."
A wookie is furry and tall
If I were a guru I'd say
Let go of yesterday
We should live for the now
Past sins disavow
In Fiji the girls sway their hips
And wave to the sailors on the ships
Their bronze tits would sway
