Said the Bishop who stopped by the convent
Some parishioners not giving one cent
So, grabbing a nun...
"My will be done."
His claim was not really quite true lore
And repeated so often it became a bore
I said get your dick out
I'll prove beyond doubt
But in fact he cant see anymore
Said the Bishop who stopped by the convent
He did this at least once a day
"Use it or lose it," they say
On occasion was two
Added to tea he'd brew
He did this at least once a day
"Use it or lose it," they say
A clever guy in Cali named Rob
Quite accomplished at polishing his knob
He would stroke until hard
Of course using lard
A clever guy in Cali named Rob
Quite accomplished at polishing his knob
Unbeknown to them, they could be seen
Amidst cries and screams as the two did convene
Pics showed up online
A most naughty goldmine
Unbeknown to them, they could be seen
Amidst cries and screams as the two did convene
Jack and Jill loved to climb up the hill
Carnal insights they hoped to instill
A lick and a poke
Some slow moving strokes
Jack and Jill loved to climb up the hill
Carnal insights they hoped to instill
Gloria is a good looking gal
All the fun of a root canal
Makes people grin
Trying not to sin
Gloria is a good looking gal
All the fun of a root canal
I passed sweet Maddy her glass
Thinking, "My God, what a fine looking ass."
Not too big or small
Firm globes my downfall
I passed sweet Maddy her glass
Thinking, "My God, what a fine looking ass."
They were the talk of the neighborhood
And every guy knew she would
Her cries could be heard
A young couple liked to drink whiskey
Its then their behavior gets risky
First they get nude
Then actions quite lewd
A young couple liked to drink whiskey
Its then their behavior gets risky
Now some people are often devout
While some prefer to opt out
To their priests they confess
against those they transgress
Now some people are often devout
While some prefer to opt out
But Cas preferred girls to boys
They're the best at those things she enjoys
A soft velvet lick
So sweet and so slick
Every year when she went for her pap smear
The doctor would also finger her rear
She tried not to smile
Showed all her guile
Keeping him searching for what was unclear
Women on the island of Lesbos
Every year when she went for her pap smear
The doctor would also finger her rear
She tried not to smile
A ghostly apparition did appear
Although it looked awfully queer
A very large head
Alone on a bed
That of an electrical engineer
Every year when she went for her pap smear
A ghostly apparition did appear
Although it looked awfully queer
A very large head
The Countess was head of the hunt
Her advances were particularly blunt
With a scowl she demanded
that someone left handed
The young lad had a glorious cock
The ladies would kneel down and gawk.
A wizened old wench from Marseilles
Dwelt on all of her fantasies night and day
She dreamed of young men
Who'd fuck her and then
A wizened old wench from Marseilles
Said “Topless on the Cote d’Azur I will lay”
My wrinkled skin showing
but my coochie still flowing
She kept all her exploits well hidden
Mainly because they're forbidden
There was a lad from East St. Louis
Who enjoyed sex sticky and gooey
A chick from way Down Under
Left many a lover in wonder
She did things upside down
Reminds me of Cape Town
