Now Gloria was a well versed teacher
Caused a blush on the face of the preacher
Gave him an exam
The notches on her bedpost were numerous
And you'll have to forgive her exuberance
She was always quite randy
And tasted like candy
The notches on her bedpost were numerous
And you'll have to forgive her exuberance
A winsome young lass from Molokai
Often asked the question why
Did guys cum so quick?
Then get soft in a tick
Back to the girls she did fly
An oversexed cowgirl from Sparks
A winsome young lass from Molokai
Often asked the question why
Did guys cum so quick?
Her guy’s six pack was hard as steel
That his girl friend just loved to feel
As her hand strayed
With his cock she played
Other hard things have appeal
A winsome young lass from Molokai
Her guy’s six pack was hard as steel
That his girl friend just loved to feel
As her hand strayed
Anonymous fantasy play
But please, don’t do it all day.
Too easy to shirk
A lesbian couple near Philly
For a dare, dated Milli Vanilli
The experience lame
A plasterer mastered the art
Of sidestepping affairs of the heart
Handled a trowel with skill
Gave the girls quite a thrill
Quoting Descartes as he dressed to depart
A lesbian couple near Philly
The plasterer mastered the art
Of sidestepping affairs of the heart
Plumbers like to display their crack
Decorum they seem to lack
But with tool in hand
All eyes then turned to the brass
Who habitually blew out their ass
The strings would giggle
And their boobies would jiggle
All eyes then turned to the brass
Who habitually blew out their ass
Woodwinds were all a twitter
Percussions getting quite bitter
Watching the bassoon
The music continued to flow
As his manhood continued to grow
The flute had her fist
In up to her wrist
As her lips took the violin's bow
Woodwinds were all a twitter
The music continued to flow
As his manhood continued to grow
The flute had her fist
The pride of the violin section
Always had the biggest erection
The cellos would blush
The audience hush
As he came at the maestro's direction
The music continued to flow
The pride of the violin section
Always had the biggest erection
The cellos would blush
Now this lad knew a shy young lass
With whom he hoped things might last
But her tastes were varied
His advances she parried
Preferring a girl in her art class
The pride of the violin section
A feisty young lad from the far west
Tried so hard to be in her nest
He started to beg
She offered instead
Now country girls have their own charm
Strolling along in neighborhoods farm
Shorts quite revealing
Especially when kneeling
The girls in Manhattan are chic
Many quite tall, cute and sleek
Walking the street
In a mini so neat
The girls in New York are not shy
Happy to do any girl or a guy
Any position is game
Now Annie lived on the West Side
Her carnal skills known far and wide
Now those buns were well and oft used
Though now and then just slightly bruised
Hand prints abound
On her plush mounds
Now those buns were well and oft used
Though now and then just slightly bruised
Her sex life was quite overrated
Wanting only to be dominated
Her bush was shaved clean as a whistle
Not a hair left to cause a bristle
So smooth to caress
