Billy's a young lad still untested
His seminal vesicles quite congested
They are getting quite blue
The poor kid needs a screw
"Or at least a hand job" he protested.
Her bush was shaved clean as a whistle
Billy's a young lad still untested
His seminal vesicles quite congested
For Yankees, it's Super Bowl Sunday
Perhaps hanging their heads on Monday
In the meantime, there once was this lass
who rather enjoyed a poke in the ass
She told her new beau
Let's give it a go
But your balls keep swinging like brass
A young lad liked fondling his schwartz
In the meantime, there once was this lass
who rather enjoyed a poke in the ass
A bisexual girl from Vermont
She had a body that was taut
A squeeze of her thighs
X-ray vision has its bennies
Whether for ogling at Jacks or Jennies
You can see a girl’s charms
A boys part that alarms
Suiting everyone's carnal proclivities
A bisexual girl from Vermont
A buxom teen dated her teacher.
She found him much better than her preacher.
She'd stay after class
And make him kiss her ass
Skillfully bringing a seizure
A buxom teen dated her teacher
Her boobs were her very best feature
Dangling over his face
His professional disgrace
Hope his replacement will be just as eager
A gal from the Bronx had a problem
A buxom teen dated her teacher.
She found him much better than her preacher.
She'd stay after class
Just to wiggle her ass
Thankfully they weren't in the bleachers
A buxom teen dated her teacher
Her boobs were her very best feature
Dangling over his face
With such obvious grace
Now smothered, the next thing he'll need is a preacher
A buxom teen dated her teacher.
She found him much better than her preacher.
She'd stay after class
A buxom teen dated her teacher
Her boobs were her very best feature
Dangling over his face
A gorgeous young hunk with large pecs
Didn't believe in safe sex.
He does as he pleases
My God, the diseases
A gorgeous young hunk with large pecs
Didn't believe in safe sex.
A brazen young hottie from Bakersfield
Made the most pious of Quakers yield
With legs in the air
A southern man liked to be called "dude"
But he was so vulgar and lewd
Bragged of a huge cock
One suspected a sock
At a loss to deal with such turpitude
A brazen young hottie from Bakersfield
A southern man liked to be called "dude"
But he was so vulgar and lewd
We have often had two, but now three
But up to the task we shall be.
we'll make several rhymes
Even naughty at times
We have often had two, but now three
But up to the task we shall be.
A sexy and sassy young missy
Who strutted around quite prissy
Her cooche displayed
A shepherd was tending his flock
Of his flock he was taking stock
who would be next?
A sweet young gal with huge boobs
Always preferred to use lubes
does sound like Cas
A handsome young hunk from Palermo
Always happy to offer a demo
He was quick on the draw
With incredible chutzpah
A handsome young hunk from Palermo
Always happy to offer a demo
A cute little thing from El Paso
Was quite adept with a lasso
She aimed for a dick
That she longed to lick
One taste had her thinking of nachos
The lecherous Bishop of Chester
A cute little thing from El Paso
Was quite adept with a lasso
She aimed for a dick
That she longed to lick
One taste had her thinking of nachos
The lecherous Bishop of Chester
A cute little thing from El Paso
Was quite adept with a lasso
A healthy young lass from the west
Had a habit of flaunting her breasts
Lush has a new mobile site
Now diddle in the car at stop lights
Bugs yet to be fixed
Before it is nixed
Lush has a new mobile site
Now diddle in the car at stop lights
Cas is back from her trip to the east
The Limerick pace has increased
"normal" is now gone
In Chicago the weather is chilly
Sure glad I don't have a wee "willy"
When it gets below freezing
No one he'll be pleasing
In Chicago the weather is chilly
Sure glad I don't have a wee "willy"
Frozen stiff is not good
A virgin is so hard to find ,
not that most men seem to mind.
Keep working those Kagels
While boys practise on bagels
Staying tight will save your behind
A libidinous lady from Peoria
