A virgin is so hard to find ,
not that most men seem to mind.
Keep working those Kagels
There once was a man from Salinas
Who sported a thirteen inch penis
As he lay on his back
She planned her attack
Hoping to cure her tinnitus
A virgin is so hard to find
There once was a man from Salinas
Who sported a thirteen inch penis
As he lay on his back
Dali's Mistress claimed never to have fucked him
'Twas a Gala day, when she sucked him
She was heard to exclaim
"Your melting cock is to blame"
"And its placement quite on a whim."
There once was a man from Salinas
Dali's Mistress claimed never to have fucked him
'Twas a Gala day, when she sucked him
She was heard to exclaim
A pretty young lady from Bali
The sores made her quite melancholy
The Duchess of Leeds had a knack
Finding sweet pussy on which to snack
The ladies in court
She'd quietly escort
The irresistible lass from Down Under
Whose purr sounds just like rolling thunder
With ladies had a way
Was it only her cachet?
She was also quite fond of cucumber.
The Duchess of Leeds had a knack
This woman, she runs her big mouth
Shouting out what she's all about
"I'm a sub," she intones
Commanded to drop, how she moans
Advancing age or simply uncouth?
A narcissist so skilled at deception
This woman, she runs her big mouth
Shouting out what she's all about
"I'm a sub," she intones
There was a young Greek from Rhodes
That could build up very huge loads
His balls got quite full
'bout the size of a bull
A Nun by the name of Sister Sue
Had dirty thoughts of what to do
Oft shed her habit
Her vibe, she did grab it
And on Fridays the Bishop she blew
There was a young Greek from Rhodes
There was a cute young thing from Oak Park
Who was caught on her knees after dark
A shaft in her lips
In the sweetest of grips
There was a cute young thing from Oak Park
Who was caught on her knees after dark
A handsome young lad from Bombay
Who fancied himself a gourmet
Was a lover of meat
Best served on a sheet
A handsome young lad from Bombay
Who fancied himself a gourmet
Now Gloria enjoyed a good read
As for genres she freely concedes
First time or college
A thirst for knowledge
Now Gloria enjoyed a good read
As for genres she freely concedes
Cas lived near a county called Cook
Where she did things right by the book
But the book was x-rated
And nicely illustrated
Regaeman Man After a two week "vacation", I'm back
Can only diddle so much in the sack
It was making her nuts
only so much she can cuss
After a two week "vacation", I'm back
Can only diddle so much in the sack
Sheena, the noted punk rocker
Had non-fans that liked to knock her
What they wouldn't believe
How incredibly naive
A woman from Greater Manchester
Loved how her girlfriend undressed her
Starting down below
and working up slow
A cutie from North of the border
Her love life was quite out of order.
With one man in front
making her grunt,
And another poking her yonder
A woman from Greater Manchester
A cutie from North of the border
Her love life was quite out of order.
With one man in front
There was a young girl from North Surrey
Who avoided those pubes that were furry
The effort was taxing
No end to the waxing
There was a young girl from North Surrey
Who avoided those pubes that were furry
Marie had a happy encounter
Spending far too much time in the shower
What she did with the soap
Would embarrass the Pope
Marie had a happy encounter
Spending far too much time in the shower
When walking alone in the park
Through the trees by the lake after dark
She tripped on a root
Modesty now moot
