A chaste coed from Vanderbilt U
Had urges she knew were
What pleases me most
Doggy style has its advantages
But you may need some knee bandages
Good aim is essential
To avoid the potential
Of angry girls and knuckle sandwiches
A chaste coed from Vanderbilt U
Doggy style has its advantages
But you may need some knee bandages
Good aim is essential
Bucket seats are a bit of a nuisance
They’re not ‘in-car shagging’ conducent
Where there’s will there’s a way
Even options not as risque
They coupled in the back seat
Where they generated all sorts of heat
The windows steamed
The sinners unredeemed
Too bad they parked on the main street
Bucket seats are a bit of a nuisance
I remember well this girl who came from Dallas
A cowgirl who rode any phallus
Helen's face launched a number of ships
Paris liked the sway of her hips
Menelaus was pissed
The eclipse last night was veiled
Though its coming was heartily hailed
The moon was red
Behind clouds overhead
Dire prophecy yet to prevail
Helen's face launched a number of ships
This cougar now has a boy toy
Dressed as a bellboy, a cowboy, or playboy
She used to instruct
'till a seminal duct
This cougar now has a boy toy
Dressed as a bellboy, a cowboy, or playboy
In Westeros there's dragons and
Cersei and Jaime went at it with zest
Daenerys and Jon Snow
Well... they didn't know
Blood lines stay pure; whose to protest?
A whimsical lad from Athens
In Westeros there's dragons and
Cersei and Jaime went at it with zest
Festus had a thing for Miss Kitty
But she preferred Matt, what a pity
Left all alone
“I Dream of Jeannie" was a show
Soft porn, some thought, tied in a bow
“Master” she called him
Her antics appalled him
To be in Eden, the fantasy bestows
Festus had a thing for Miss Kitty
Aladdin was rubbing his lamp
His cock was rigid and damp
the genie came in a cloud
A sultan of old Istanbul
Made prodigious use of his tool
With his harem he’d lay
Each lady a coital ballet
The last time i dined with the King
He was too busy eating to sing
The queen straddled his face
He didn't wait to say grace
It certainly beat buffalo wings
The last time I dined with the King
He was too busy eating to sing
The queen straddled his face
As her girl toy she embraced
Ended dancing a highland fling
A sultan of old Istanbul
The last time i dined with the King
He was too busy eating to sing
The queen straddled his face
There was a young naval cadet
a young woman named Gloria he met,
one look in her eyes,
And another between her thighs
"My God, you are really brunette."
The last time i dined with the King
She lay back to pull on her skin tight pants
And then decided to take a chance
No panties beneath
She gritted her teeth
Nobody watching by pure happenstance
There was a young naval cadet
Sarah met Susan out walking the streets of London
Invited her to play in her dungeon
So down they went
On "unrestrained" joys they're bent
"Can we go for just one at a time?"
Said the insatiable lech from Anaheim.
When ravished by six horny men
A girl should know when to say 'when'
"As long as i can walk,"
Oral favors are hardly uncommon
When 'Gloria' is your cognomen
But what's in a name?
A Roman of old named Horatio
Was secretly good at fellatio
With a seven inch tongue
And generously hung
But his talent considered delizioso
Oral favors are hardly uncommon
On the bed the wet spot was huge
As if there had been a deluge
Her scent filled the air
Inhaled without a care
No need for any subterfuge
A Roman of old named Horatio
In Paris the girls act so haughty
My God, they are insanely naughty
There was a young choir-boy from Devon
Who knew what it took to reach heaven
Astride a young nun
Then upspoke the lady from Kew
She said "I need a good seeing-to"
"While Larry is quicker...
I prefer something thicker,
so Roger will just have to do."
There was a young choir-boy from Devon
Then upspoke the lady from Kew
She said "I need a good seeing-to"
"While Larry is quicker..."
He begged and pleaded and cajoled
But Annie wanted someone bold
So to prove his manhood
He rogered Ann good
Then repeated the incident eight fold
Then upspoke the lady from Kew
