Her calves pressed softly on my pale white bottom
The feeldoe a slippin' barely past sodom
A girl from Old San Juan
Tried hard to keep her panties on
But that wild senorita
Went nuts on margarita
Most English have a poor reputation
For having coitus like under sedation
But when they meet Gloria
She relieves their dysphoria
A girl from Old San Juan
Tried hard to keep her panties on
Most English have a poor reputation
For having coitus like under sedation
She journeyed from Rome to Ontario
Meeting her here was cold and snow
She put on a hat
But could hardly combat
She journeyed from Rome to Ontario
Meeting her here amid cold and snow
But soon lustful heat
Warmed head to feet
A shooting star disrupted her reverie
Disturbing her erotic memories
A girl in a tiny bikini
Caused a swell in RB's weenie
Blood rushing from his head
A fair haired femme from Fargo
Was fond of enjoying a big toe.
The problem was laces
that scratch in soft places
A fair haired femme from Fargo
Said 'Fuck this, I'll move to Key Largo'
There, the swim suits are small
Barely cover at all
A fair haired femme from Fargo
Was fond of enjoying a big toe.
A lovely lewd lass from Las Vegas
Caught the clap and was highly contagious.
A bit awkward at times
If every picture told a story
That would be most laudatory.
Polly repeated all that she heard
She was quite a sarcastic old bird
With a New England accent
A guy in a suit, with hands in his pants
Might be indulging in solo romance
Bottomless pockets for easy access
Quickly relieving some stress
Oft seen on the streets around France
There was a young lady named Myrtle
Janice was horny one night
With her vibe nowhere in sight
Twas Jane on the road to perdition
It turned into some expedition
By her own reckoning
There was a young girl from Dundee
Whose favorite fetish was pee
No matter the position
Under any condition
She'd cut loose with incredible glee
'Twas Jane on the road to perdition
There was a young girl from Dundee
Whose favorite fetish was pee
No matter the position
'Twas on the good ship Venus
The sailors each showed their penis,
the captain got drunk,
Looked at each hunk
He could certainly tell who was Jewish
There was a young girl from Dundee
Now Alice, she had her a brother
He was certainly like no other
His idea of fun
When he was done
Passed the gravy to his stepmother
'Twas on the good ship Venus
Now Alice, she had her a brother
He was certainly like no other
His idea of fun
A virgin from nearby Racine
Was known as the "Sucking Queen"
Taking on any phallus
A girl with eyes of baby blue
Without a doubt she liked to screw
With a bat of her long lashes
And some boobie flashes
At the drop of a hat she would spew
A virgin from nearby Racine
A girl with eyes of baby blue
Without a doubt she liked to screw
Most girls will open their thighs
To advertise, authorize or capitalize
Lynnwitt has many a suitor
All chasing her via computer
Who succeeds will be clever
with relentless endeavor
What more can be said of RB?
He shows a side so pervy
So delightfully quick
A dandy youn lad known a Will
Found a bottle of little blue pills
Hoping for the best
Cock throbbing with zest
He could now fill the bill with Jill
What more can be said of RB?
A dandy youn lad known a Will
Found a bottle of little blue pills
Hoping for the best
A cute young fraulien from Hamburg
Tried not to give into the urge
But went for a driink
In the Reeperbahn precinct
And woke up the next morning in Heidelburg
There was a young man of high station
