A cute young fraulien from Hamburg
Tried not to give into the urge
It's hump day and who here is horny?
Don't respond if the question is thorny
Why bother to ask.
(RB - you're getting too fast for me. lol )
He started taking the hormones
Grew in the 'where girls have more' zones
And withered his schlong
A silly young boy was named Sue
Grew up his name to rue
Found his Pop in a saloon
Said 'prepare to die soon'
As a sandwich of knuckles he threw
A silly young boy was named Sue
Prone to a skirmish or two
Then he painted his nails
Talked to helpful females
A silly young boy was named Sue
Prone to a skirmish or two
Joan was a bisexual girl
She give troilism a whirl
Worshipping Priam,
Troilus and Ham.
In his youth, Jake wasn't all straight
Seeking new places to dilate
Old Jake waved his inflated member
Last time it was hard was in September
The little blue pills
Adele barely fits in her top
They fall out and go plop plop
Nips could poke out your eye
Yet still sit so high
Wreaking panic in the lingerie shop
Old Jake waved his inflated member
Adele barely fits in her top
They fall out and go plop plop
Nips could poke out your eye
Kate and her friend wasted no time
So straight into bed they did climb
Fingers and tongues
A hot little dish from Ravenna
In the hope of avoiding gehenna
It seems that spanking's all the rage
It's a thirst that you cannot assuage
A pink little bum
A sweet little lady from Milan
Pranced around bare as a fawn
Displaying her treasures
And offering pleasures
To all from evening till dawn.
the Archbishop of Milan did explain
A sweet little lady from Milan
Pranced around bare as a fawn
Displaying her treasures
A damsel of some ill repute
Was nevertheless very cute
Her blow jobs unique
It's always good to check on your post
Dont ever delay, you need a reposte
The danger is doubles
they bring on troubles
But solving them allows you to boast
A damsel of some ill repute
It's always good to check on your post
Dont ever delay, you need a reposte
The danger is doubles
Women will most often under-sell
Things that they do so very well
Skills once uncovered
Friday’s the day to fall back
Please your partner if you have the knack
Legs in the air
An ass that is bare
While he has a whack at the crack
Friday's the day to fall back
And join RB in the sack
A sweet talkin' fellow
A wine that is mellow
But what are those sores on your smokestack?
Christy loved going "commando"
Friday’s the day to fall back
Please your partner if you have the knack
Legs in the air
Friday's the day to fall back
And join RB in the sack
A sweet talkin' fellow
A ripe strawberry is so good to eat
The juice dripping down is a wonderful treat
Turns the lips red
So delightfully spread
A ripe strawberry is so good to eat
The juice dripping down is a wonderful treat
A girl from Nocal loved to teach
How to say 'yes' without speech
Body language says much
Bouncing boobies get attention
So much more than just a mention,
as everyone's gaze,
in awe and in praise
A nympho who will remain nameless
With acquaintances was quite shameless
She'd diddle a friend
For an entire weekend
While acting entirely blameless
June was a bit of a bitty
And was often way too flitty
Never able to focus
Except when she'd stroke us
Only smiled when we played with her kitty
A damsel from Kalamazoo
A nympho who will remain nameless
With acquaintances was quite shameless
She'd diddle a friend
June was a bit of a bitty
And was often way too flitty
Never able to focus
It's easier, one at a time
Like sex, but two is sublime
Whatever the mix
We'll miss no tricks
And faithfully follow the paradigm
June was a bit of a bitty
It's easier, one at a time
Like sex, but two is sublime
