This is getting quite complicated
Rewarding for those who have waited
More than one rhyme
Does happen sometime
A lady from the big town
Had a figure of great renown
With boobs so big
but a bit of a prig
What can one say about Alice?
Her body ain't a temple, it's a palace.
Resplendent in form
Demeanor so warm
And without one trace of malice
This is getting quite complicated
Rewarding for those who have waited
So the rules don't apply?
Oh they do, so we must rectify
Add one more line
And all will be fine
What can one say about Alice?
Her body ain't a temple, it's a palace.
Resplendent in form
What can one say about Alice?
A coed loyal to Longhorns
Specially hard ones on morns
Sitting tall in the saddle
This year the limericks will be tough,
the struggle to rhyme will be rough,
Cordial challenge so keen
Hoping no one is mean
But its hard to be gruff in the buff.
A coed loyal to Longhorns
This year the limericks will be tough,
the struggle to rhyme will be rough,
Cordial challenge so keen
My understanding of Limericks is slight
But, really, you do quite alright
Naughty thoughts are a must
The winter wind blew on young Maisie
Her lips were so cold she was crazy
Her nipples, like rocks
Her vagina an icebox
The winter wind blew on young Maisie
Her lips were so cold she was crazy
2019 has arrived in some places
With drunk strangers sucking faces
A grope or a stroke
The wedding party was gorgeous
But the matron of honor was nauseous
She was fucking the groom
A girl from down around Dallas
Daily sampled a new phallus
They came in all shapes
Some attached to mistakes
Lucy was well versed in carnal knowledge
Not all of it learned in college
On-the-job training
Orgasms obtaining
With erections straining
Her technique was ever so flawless
A girl from down around Dallas
Lots of boobies appear here on Lush
And gams and cunts and the occasional tush
Big and small
Horny lushers love 'em all
Only stopping for food and hose down the bush
Lucy was well versed in carnal knowledge
Sue had an affinity for Lush
It often made her face flush
Diddling with a friend
It is said the Archbishop of Kent
Had a dick that was somewhat bent
That didn't deter him
Gloria sat with a smile
Naughty thoughts all the while
Squirming in her seat
Feeling the heat
Edging along in style
It is said the Archbishop of Kent
Gloria sat with a smile
Naughty thoughts all the while
Squirming in her seat
When Petunia first went to work
She landed a job with a perk
Sex anytime
Her abilities shine
When Petunia first went to work
She landed a job with a perk
A cute little dish from Altoona
Who went by the name of Petunia
An inveterate flirt
A luscious-lipped lady named Linda
Whose girlfriend, the lovely Belinda
Liked to suck toes
Without any clothes
A luscious-lipped lady named Linda
Whose girlfriend, the lovely Belinda
There once was a young girl named Suzy
Her boobies would make the boys woozy
Flaunt them she did
Mary loved to go on vacation
Planned for some amorous dilation
Was looking for fun
With her 'kini undone
Mary loved to go on vacation
Planned for some amorous dilation
A pretty young girl led a double life
Dating a man, but friends with his wife
She'd drop in for a chat
And between them she sat
A red headed girl with eyes that were green
Thought she was a teen-aged queen
With skin so white
And cunt so tight
A red headed girl with eyes that were green
Thought she was a teen-aged queen
