Gloria often used words of some size
A form of aerobic exercise
Or maybe acerbic...
Most likely sardonic
Gloria often used words of some size
A form of aerobic exercise
There was a young lass from Duluth
A bit of a harlot, in truth.
Liked all types of sex
But allergic to latex
there was a young lass from Duluth
A bit of a harlot, in truth.
I met a young lass here at Lush
Whose presence caused me to gush
A downright beauty
Such a sweet booty
I met a young lass here at Lush
Whose presence caused me to gush
Christmas has finally arrived
And Santa was totally contrived
But feel the mood
A jovial filly from Reno
A fine buxom girl who we know
She lost sight of her feet
Couldn't see past her teat
Standing up will require a backhoe
Pernod is a dreadful libation
A jovial filly from Reno
A fine buxom girl who we know
She lost sight of her feet
A girl named Irene from New Orleans
Who'd fancy a fuck by whatever means
They say it is the season of joy
Dildoes, feeldoes or the real McCoy
All sizes and shapes
For whatever she takes
They say it is the season of joy
Dildoes, feeldoes or the real McCoy
It's Christmas eve at the mall
Last minute shoppers decking the hall,
being touched in the crowd,
Is even allowed
Dicalgiy has a wit that is quick
Wickedly funny and sharp as a stick
Some people are quite into kink
Might save them from seeing a shrink
They aren't nervous wrecks
Just love the complex
Some people are quite into kink
Might save them from seeing a shrink
Sex is the most popular sport
No underage; you’ll end up in court
But straight or with kink
Brought to the brink
Adele is a marvelous swimmer
But was not faster than Flipper
Adele's avatar does make me think
One could smother in those in a wink
For sexual favours a fellow
Let a young lady play with his cello
Her fingers so adroit
The wives of Stepford were bizarre
Their behavior was out quite far
A dick they would suck
It takes two to tango they say
And at least that number to play
But three can be better
Or more for a go getter
Don't tarry, jump in right away
The wives of Stepford were bizarre
In the woodland of northern CA
Amidst the flora and fauna
Hidden places abound
Where passion is found
Now with legal marijuana
When Cas gets bored in the chatroom
In the woodland of northern CA
Amidst the flora and fauna
There was a socialite from Manhattan
Who enjoyed her lovers quite Latin
Dark hair and an accent
And passion to be spent
At this special time of year,
Indulge with those that are dear
Kindness and Love
And Peace from a dove
Though some still call you a queer
There was a socialite from Manhattan
Who enjoyed her lovers quite Latin
At this special time of year,
Indulge with those that are dear
Kindness and Love
She wandered off in the pouring rain
Seeking where last she had been lain
It was on a park bench
Where ardor was quenched
Mary had cheeks so nice and round
Matched only by the shape of her mound
They turned a nice shade of red
While splayed on the bed
Mary had cheeks so nice and round
Matched only by the shape of her mound
