There once was a boy from East Farley
Whose phallic extension a Harley
Jack bought a ring for his girl
Anything to get to her pearl
She said "it takes more"
"You think I'm a whore?"
Jack bought a ring for his girl
Anything to get to her pearl
A grumpy old man from Rome
Endeavored to write a sex tome
But quickly got stuck
His plot run amuck
A grumpy old man from Rome
Suffered from Peyronie's syndrome
A short crooked dick
Hardly fits in a chick
A grumpy old man from Rome
Suffered from Peyronie's syndrome
A skinny young lady named Annie
With the most delectable fannie
She liked it when red
And tied to the bed
A skinny young lady named Annie
With the most delectable fannie
Kate had a head of hair that was quite red
The drapes matched the carpet it's said
A fiery temper too
A bit of a shrew
Kate had a head of hair that was quite red
The drapes matched the carpet it's said
A lady of the night was Denise
Who wore a coat of fleece
warming her treasure
had no faith once I was told
That innocent maidens could be so bold
But I found them in need
And begged them to heed
But their energy a sight to behold.
A lady of the night was Denise
I had no faith once I was told
That innocent maidens could be so bold
But I found them in need
Theo was from the Isle of Crete
In trouble for flashing his meat
One young lass objected
To Theo quite erected
Theo was from the Isle of Crete
In trouble for flashing his meat
Barbara, the bubby blonde
Lived far away over the pond
Geography didn’t prevent
Her need to supplement
Limericks line by line are fun
The ones here are second to none
Creative and funny
Gloria does love her mathematics
Logic, foundations and equations, quadratic
A pert little miss from DC
Whose pussy we all will agree
Fibonacci had an interesting theory
Which to most is quite a mystery
It explains nature's code
In the simplest mode
Their love for each other was awesome
It took no time at all to blossom
Though far apart
They shared a heart
With devotion they did overcome.
Fibonacci had an interesting theory
These limericks are thoughtful and clever
Though rhymes sometimes take forever
Thinking up a clever line
Sometime takes a bit of wine
Double posting is no longer rare
Though approached with the greatest of care
The good Archbishop of Nice
Was busted by the police,
he was caught having fun,
With his staff in a nun
The good Archbishop of Niece
Always preached of love and peace
But nefarious deeds
A long-legged lady called Lyn
Kept a young man named Jim
He did as she bid
And his fingers slid
Quite deftly into her quim.
Gloria resides in NoCal
It’s true she’s quite a gal
Always a friend
With a sexy rear-end
Ever reading Kant, Godel and Pascal
the good Archbishop of Niece
The ladies here on Lush are quite cute
So varied, delightful, astute
Treat them with respect
If ever to connect
Young Maisie was pleasantly plump
The crop fell oft' upon her rump
Such lovely red streaks
Adorning her cheeks
The well-equipped Lord of the manor
Said “I swear I am going to have her.”
But though he tried hard
She played her trump card
Joe was a guy who really loved meat
Sweet meat, frisky, clean, and neat
Steaks nice and rare
And cunts everywhere
Noticed by the Duchess of Fyfe
Whose wit was as sharp as a knife
The well-hung gamekeeper
Mounted her and went deeper
"Does this mean we're now man and wife?"
The well-equipped Lord of the manor
Vacations can be lots of fun
On the beach naked in the sun
Use SPF 40,
feeling ever so naughty,
Slipping and sliding 'till done
Noticed by the Duchess of Fyfe
Pam’s interests went far beyond norm
They took on many a form
Truthfully she loved a diddle
Sometime just a finger fiddle
But neither went beyond the lukewarm.
We are talking weird and most kinky
She starred in her own homemade porn
To much applause a star is born
A mound smooth and bare
She took on a pair
Fucking her suitors 'till morn.
Pam's interests went far beyond norm
