She starred in her own homemade porn
To much applause a star is born
These unmatched pieces are giving me Tourette’s-like twitches
RB’s colorful language tightens everyone’s britches
Quite a linguist is he
Inciting a sexual spree
Continued to bemuse with his fetishes.
A leggy young lass from Laredo
Not wishing to sully her credo
Two elves shared a naughty thought
'N started fucking right there on the spot
They writhed as they moaned
And sighed and groaned
Forget the toys to be brought
And what of the children awaiting his visit?
Presents delayed because of affairs illicit
His cookies untouched
but wet where he clutched
The kiddies kept guessing "what is it?"
And what of the children awaiting his visit?
He must be careful on what to exhibit.
When emptying his sack,
Avoid plumber's crack
And avert behavior illicit
These unmatched pieces are giving me Tourette's-like twitches.
RB's colorful language tightens everyone's britches
And what of the children awaiting his visit?
He must be careful on what to exhibit.
Mrs. Clause was appalled
As the orgy snowballed
Naked elves in a frenzy
Two elves shared a naughty thought
'N started fucking right there on the spot
The buggered with delight
Bill found out Anne's preference
And looked in the book for reference
He took copious notes
And memorized some quotes
Hoping to relieve his protuberance
Bill's issue was remaining hard
There were many packages under the tree
All different sizes and shapes, what could they be?
Some toys for grownups
And those not quite adults
Christmas day you'd hear buzzing till three
Then there's the story of Anne
'Tis the season to find special treats
And maybe enjoy some sexy feats
Must be nimble and fit
Lovely Alexis was the chosen one
Her intimate skills never outdone.
With Annie's affections now stirred
She was eager to find a third
She interviewed many
When Alice met Annie she wakened
She took her to bed and got naked
They stayed there all day
While she had her way
Ending tasted and wasted and sated
With Annie's affections now stirred
When Alice met Annie she wakened
She took her to bed and got naked
They stayed there all day
The girl from Ipanema
Took her first erotic enema
The bag was too high
And the water supply
Only cleared up her eczema
Mary once purchased a feeldoe
The girl from Ipanema
Took her first erotic enema
The bag was too high
Then off to college she went
Borrowing every last cent
Her virtue intact
Dear Polly was modest and shy
She had never been with a guy
Preferring to diddle
For a mother she was really too sexy
She was Russian, and lived with Alexi
With her comrade she played
Nothing was staid
But the commissar proved a bit pesky
When Susan was only eighteen
An inventor from nearby Eugene
Invented a fucking machine
On the twenty-fifth stroke
The damn machine broke
And smashed his balls into cream
A lady from the state of Wisconsin
An inventor from nearby Eugene
Invented a fucking machine
On the twenty-fifth stroke
A gigalo living in Reno
Was one suave sexy Latino
His pants were so tight
That his dick got the blight
It fell off as he left the casino
An inventor from nearby Eugene
A charming young girl from Milan
Thought ‘Two guys I’ll have, and I can.’
She said with a grin
Rest your balls on my chin
The other guy's strictly a middleman.
A gigalo living in Reno
A charming young girl from Milan
Thought ‘Two guys I’ll have, and I can.’
She said with a grin
Her budoir was elegant and cushy
Wouldn’t sleep with anyone too pushy
In her private domain
‘Twas life in the fast lane
There was always time for some nooky
A charming young girl from Milan
Fuck my life it's cold walking to class
In a coat that won't cover your ass
Icicles form on my lips
There once was a starlet named Delores
Known for her awesome clitoris
Jack was quite taken with Jill
But Jill was off fucking Bill
As she rode him hard
With complete disregard
Jack was quite taken with Jill
But Jill was off fucking Bill
A hard man is good to find
Especially one with a heart that’s kind
It's not inconceivable
May had a preference for soft things
Cuddling, fondling, panties and stockings
She said with a sigh
A hard dick i should try
