May had a preference for soft things
Cuddling, fondling, panties and stockings
She was buxom, rotund and quite randy
Often sitting too close to the candy
Her roommate was equally randy
Who tasted like sweet candy
With orgasms bombastic
She’d entertain women as well
On their vulva she’d gleefully dwell
When she had them near
Twixt lips did she spear
Her delight was hearing them yell
Her roommate was equally randy
She’d entertain women as well
On their vulva she'd gleefully dwell
The young stud liked mature women
Filling them full of his semen
Sexy women were they
Each one ready to play
All thinking him one in a million
the sweet little thing from Bryn Mawr
The young stud liked mature women
Filling them full of his semen
Married men are not always too faithful
And women’s lies are sometimes hateful
Why choose to hurt?
Mary liked to go out quite late
Constantly seeking a date
Her eyes were like flames brightly burning
‘Tween her legs her desire was churning
She knew what to do
And just who to screw
Her vagina was oddly constructed
When filled it self-destructed
To keep it intact
She lusted for the real thing
But got a cubic zirconia ring
Her anger was palpable
And quite uncharitable
No more coochie without the bling
Her vagina was oddly constructed
Two men of quite different lengths
Possessed quite different strengths
One lasted all night
A babe from the great white north
Kissed her first woman on July the fourth
She dripped twixt her thighs
When winter rains fall from the sky
It's harder still to keep panties bone dry
This same lass could spin a good tale
To seduce a lady or male
The tale of her tail
Had never grown stale
Now a legend even written in braille
There was a young man of high station
A beautiful lass from Salem
Who followed instructions verbatim
As the large clock struck midnight
Her boyfriend gave her delight
And long after twelve
He continued to delve
As the large clock struck midnight
Her boyfriend gave her delight
Mounting his member
Fine wine, soft music, wanton women
Make my life worth livin’
plentiful variation
Her behind was nice to behold
So round and firm plus sun kissed gold
A wiggle so enticing
Her virtue sacrificing
A young man with developed pecs
Had no interest whatever in sex
He'd rather lift weights
The problem with multiple rhymes
Is that it takes some... times
Its ok to choose one
But two is more fun
It just takes a few more lines
A sweet southern Belle from Atlanta
The problem with multiple rhymes
Is that it takes some... times
Its ok to choose one
A cute little lady from Philly
Laughed when she first saw a willie
How peculiar the size
That winsome young coed from Yale
Thought giving head meant only to exhale
Until a young Harvard stud,
Unleashed quite a flood.
beautiful girl named Heidi
Wound never have sex on a Friday
Oh but the rest of the week.
She was far from meek
But one day she needed for foreplay
That winsome young coed from Yale
Then there was the lass from Des Moines
Who liked to rub on her groin
She said with a smile
Then there was the lass from Des Moines
Who oft felt a stirring in her loins
Now sex on a plane is so hard,
Everyone always on guard
The blanket moving
