Just love when you brush my long hair
Of my locks you most kindly take care
There once was a playroom upstate
Which visitors said was just great
Everyone you knew
Enjoyed a turn or two
When you fall in love for real
What attracts you, is sex appeal
Quickly shedding; clothes doffing
RB wears his X-Ray glasses
Perving all those tiny asses
Checking out other bits
This week... mostly tits
Looking for those perfect matches
A teacher from Kalamazoo
RB wears his X-Ray glasses
Perving all those tiny asses
Strawberries, sugar and ravenous lips
Tempting indeed, but so were her nips
The strawberries we dipped
In cream freshly whipped
A sad girl lived alone by the sea
'Twas the big city where she longed to be
So she moved to Milwaukee
A decision most faulty
There was a woman whose nickname was Quick
Her tongue could make you quiver with a flick
But she finished too soon
of long trysts she's immune
A horny old geezer called Rob
Liked his corn served on the cob
When the kernels were gone
He'd be so turned on
Some girls at the gym were quite nice
When Monday comes around
Who on here will be found?
There’ll be laughing from Lynneth
Who knows what from Elizabeth
All the while breaking new ground
Some girls at the gym were quite nice
It was just that time of night
The shift change on Lush was in sight
The lady walked along alone
Immersed in her lover's cologne
The lasting aroma left on her fingers
Continues to excite as long as it lingers
The lady walked along alone
Immersed in her lover's cologne
Lust is the four letter word of the day
The other four letter I enjoy in the hay
With aplomb and panache
With time on my hands
And overactive glands
In this Limerick we can be naughty
Speak of things that are not of the haughty
We let our minds wander
To acts near and yonder
In this Limerick we can be naughty
Speak of things that are not of the haughty
Some ladies from Lush were quite horny
But trimmed bushes are rarely thorny
Even better, those bare
Or landing strip there
Mary had a little lamb
Who lent it to her brother, Sam
Fluttered was quite lost for words
Unable to conjugate verbs
Try as he might
'Twas no end to his plight
Fluttered was quite lost for words
Unable to conjugate verbs
Unable to conjugate verbs
i think thats what she is looking for
