PeeWee Peter Weiner had, perhaps, one of the most unfortunate names in the history of unfortunate names. This was because Peter's father and mother were tremendous perverts, and his father had wanted to continue the family tradition of naming his sons after phallic nicknames. Peter's father was, himself, named Dick, and he was a rather large man, both physically and in his endowment. These facts practically necessitated t...

Peter Weiner hefted the bat in his hand and gave it a practice swing, feeling the weight, the balance, delighting at the rush of wind as it cut the air. It had been a bit of an off night, but every great athlete is entitled to one every now and again. He surmised that it had something to do with his latest attempt to fuck his gorgeous girlfriend, Mia, who was now in the stands chanting with the crowd, "PeeWee! PeeWee!" as...