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Wow 30 views and not one vote. C'mon we are not asking about your own behavior, just the "average".
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Hasabrain2
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For those of you who don't know, the Eiffel Tower Game goes like this. Most people don't know the height of the Eiffel Tower (of course you could Google it but that would be missing the point). However, if you ask enough people to guess how tall the Eiffel tower is, the average of their guesses will be pretty close to the actual height.
So here's a two part Eiffel tower game.
What percentage of women have anal sex at least once in their lives?
What percentage have had it twice in the last six months? (Meaning it is at least occasionally
part of their regular sex practices).
So here's a two part Eiffel tower game.
What percentage of women have anal sex at least once in their lives?
What percentage have had it twice in the last six months? (Meaning it is at least occasionally
part of their regular sex practices).
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I have to admit I have the hot's for my co-worker's wife. She reminds so much of my g/f in high school. However, I know she is not available. My co-worker is also one of my closer friends at work. My fantasy will stay between my ears. . . now if could just get those ears between some thighs.
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Well my first impulse is say, "let me come up to Canada and relieve your boredom."
However, my serious answer, when was the last time your husband had a physical? He may have, just as the commercial says, "low T".
If that doesn't work, you could always tell him you are flying out to California to have an affair with this really, nice guy who writes stories and has a "brain".
Back to serious, does he know you are on lush. Let him pursue the topics. I share with my disdain for bondage . . . just not a way to treat a woman.
However, my serious answer, when was the last time your husband had a physical? He may have, just as the commercial says, "low T".
If that doesn't work, you could always tell him you are flying out to California to have an affair with this really, nice guy who writes stories and has a "brain".
Back to serious, does he know you are on lush. Let him pursue the topics. I share with my disdain for bondage . . . just not a way to treat a woman.
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I hope everyone understands that my "statistical" analysis was meant tongue-in-cheek. I've have a couple of college level statistics and know, just for an example that some obese women are African-American, so you just can't add 12 % and 33%. However, like most tongue-in-cheek comments, there is a some truth. Say 12 % of women are too religious for me. Say there is 1/6 chance (it makes the math easier if you make this assumption) that overweight women are more likelyl to be religious or African-American (To be clear I'm making a statistical point, not a racial remark), then you can add
10 % (not religious African American) 5/6 of 33 % for obese, and 12 % too religious and you get nearly 50%.
10 % (not religious African American) 5/6 of 33 % for obese, and 12 % too religious and you get nearly 50%.
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I'm surprised at the unsympathetic ear this woman gets from the women who posted comments. Let's take your average woman. We will call her
Jane the receptionist. Jane has an IQ of 100. She has a choice of marrying and having children by Dan the Doctor (with an IQ of 120) or Charlie the custodian (with an IQ of 80). If she divorces Dan, she will get tax free child support of say $1200/month, not much less than $2000/mo Charlie makes before taxes.
On average the daughter she has with Don, would have an IQ of 110, with John 90. Don's daughter's grows up and becomes Nancy's the nurse. The daughter she has by Charlie becomes Wendy the waitress (no offense intended my niece is a waitress).
Nancy has a much better chance of marrying a doctor (or other high status person) than does Wendy. The grandchildren Jane has through Don, the doctor are much better off than would be through John the janitor and would be better able to help take care of Jane when she grows old. So for the sake of her daughters yet born, Jane goes for the higher status guy.
Where does this leave Charlie and Mark the mailman (with an IQ of 100)? Very frustrated.
Almost without exception, women marry at or above their status. A male doctor might marry a nurse or receptionist, but a female doctor who is she going to marry? A plumber? For the past decade or so, more women have graduated from college than men. When women complain there as so few good guys available, demographically, and from an evolutionary point of few, they are correct.
Jane the receptionist. Jane has an IQ of 100. She has a choice of marrying and having children by Dan the Doctor (with an IQ of 120) or Charlie the custodian (with an IQ of 80). If she divorces Dan, she will get tax free child support of say $1200/month, not much less than $2000/mo Charlie makes before taxes.
On average the daughter she has with Don, would have an IQ of 110, with John 90. Don's daughter's grows up and becomes Nancy's the nurse. The daughter she has by Charlie becomes Wendy the waitress (no offense intended my niece is a waitress).
Nancy has a much better chance of marrying a doctor (or other high status person) than does Wendy. The grandchildren Jane has through Don, the doctor are much better off than would be through John the janitor and would be better able to help take care of Jane when she grows old. So for the sake of her daughters yet born, Jane goes for the higher status guy.
Where does this leave Charlie and Mark the mailman (with an IQ of 100)? Very frustrated.
Almost without exception, women marry at or above their status. A male doctor might marry a nurse or receptionist, but a female doctor who is she going to marry? A plumber? For the past decade or so, more women have graduated from college than men. When women complain there as so few good guys available, demographically, and from an evolutionary point of few, they are correct.
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What total nonsense, and don't you pay attention to it either.
Thanks that gives me hope.
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well I told my mother and she asked if I got my genetic material checked. Said something about phenotypes & genotypes.
I flat out asked her if she can accept her 2nd son being a woman...she is now ignoring me' texts & calls. I am giving her until 10pm (5.5 hours) to say something before I say goodbye for good.
Please be a little patient with her, if Cher had difficulty accepting her daughter's sex change.
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I was at the dentist office the other day. While waiting a read this article, written by a woman, in Mens' Health. She said, "evolutionary speaking, a woman would rather have baby with a high status man who might bail on her, then one with a lower status man who is as loyal as a lapdog."
Is this how women feel?
Am I out of luck because I have steady, but not so high status (but not really low status either) civil service job?
Is this how women feel?
Am I out of luck because I have steady, but not so high status (but not really low status either) civil service job?
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The US census reports that there are 70 million unmarried women between the ages of 18 and 45. According to the CDC 1/3 of all American are overweight or obese, that leaves 44.1 million. Also according to the CDC 5 % of all Americans have a serious mental health problem, that leaves, 41.895 million.
Again according to the US census 12% of Americans are Africa-American. Don't get me wrong, Michelle Obama is a beautiful woman, and I voted for her husband, but I just see myself dating a black woman, that leaves 36.875 million. Figure 5 % of women are bi or mostly bi, that leaves 35 million, figure 10 % are too busy with their careers, leave 31.5 million. Figure another 10 % are just not dating because of a bad experience, about to take another job in another state, just tired of the dating scene, and we are down to 25.15 million,
Depending on one's age half of the range 18-45 is either too/too young, that leaves 12.75 million. Eliminate 1.5 % for in the military service, incarcerated, or hospitalized, 4% for too tall (over five eleven) or too short (under five foot) and another 2% for flat chested. You are down to 8.3 million.
Subtract another 99.9999% for too far away (over 35 miles) and you are left with one not flat chested, not overweight, white, Hispanic, or Asian unmarried woman living within a reasonable distance. If you are her, please give me a call.
Again according to the US census 12% of Americans are Africa-American. Don't get me wrong, Michelle Obama is a beautiful woman, and I voted for her husband, but I just see myself dating a black woman, that leaves 36.875 million. Figure 5 % of women are bi or mostly bi, that leaves 35 million, figure 10 % are too busy with their careers, leave 31.5 million. Figure another 10 % are just not dating because of a bad experience, about to take another job in another state, just tired of the dating scene, and we are down to 25.15 million,
Depending on one's age half of the range 18-45 is either too/too young, that leaves 12.75 million. Eliminate 1.5 % for in the military service, incarcerated, or hospitalized, 4% for too tall (over five eleven) or too short (under five foot) and another 2% for flat chested. You are down to 8.3 million.
Subtract another 99.9999% for too far away (over 35 miles) and you are left with one not flat chested, not overweight, white, Hispanic, or Asian unmarried woman living within a reasonable distance. If you are her, please give me a call.
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Most people don't know that height of the Eiffel tower, but you average their guesses you get close to the right answer. This month's question is:
Guys, what is the average number of sexual partners a woman has had by age 35?
(Similar questions are asked under "ask the gals". Please everyone answer under his/her correct gender).
Guys, what is the average number of sexual partners a woman has had by age 35?
(Similar questions are asked under "ask the gals". Please everyone answer under his/her correct gender).
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Most people don't know the height of the Eiffel tower, but you ask enough people to guess, the average of their guesses would be close to the
correct answer (of course you could Google Eiffel tower, but that would missing the point). This month's question:
Gals, what is the average number of sexual partners a man has by age 35?
(Guys, please answer Eiffel tower questions in "ask the guys).
correct answer (of course you could Google Eiffel tower, but that would missing the point). This month's question:
Gals, what is the average number of sexual partners a man has by age 35?
(Guys, please answer Eiffel tower questions in "ask the guys).
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The Eiffel tower results:
The average number of partners by age 35 for women: 10, but if you eliminate just one high guess, you get 8.
The average number of partners by age 35 for women: 10, but if you eliminate just one high guess, you get 8.
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Why is everyone having such a hard time with the word average? He isnt asking what makes a person AVERAGE, like average looking or averager height or weight and bra size. Its just a mathematical term. Like the avg of 2, 4, 6, 8, and 10 is 6! Simple.
Thank you.
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define "average".
I mean it in the purely statistically sense, properly I should say "median" (meaning half the female population has more than "x" number of partners and half has less, but average is what people understand so I went with that).
I mean it in the purely statistically sense, properly I should say "median" (meaning half the female population has more than "x" number of partners and half has less, but average is what people understand so I went with that).
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OK let me explain. Most people don't know that height of the Eiffel Tower (sure you could look it up that wouldn't any fun) but if ask
enough people to guess how tall the Eiffel is, the average of those guess will be pretty close to the actual height. So let's start with
a straight forward quetion. (I'll average the results after a month or so):
How many diffeent sexual partners do you think the average 35 year old woman has had in ther life?
enough people to guess how tall the Eiffel is, the average of those guess will be pretty close to the actual height. So let's start with
a straight forward quetion. (I'll average the results after a month or so):
How many diffeent sexual partners do you think the average 35 year old woman has had in ther life?
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This is on my bucket list, but nothing too big. . . wouldn't want to damage anything.
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And now for an oppossing viewpoint:
Did you know that according to Jewish custom, tattoos are forbidden and that some areas a Jew with a tattoo, cannot be buried according to custom.
Why? Because getting a tattoo is like saynig the skin God gave you isn't good enough. We wouldn't (these days) carve our intials on a tree. The same God
force that created the tree created the skin, why mark up what nature made?
Did you know that according to Jewish custom, tattoos are forbidden and that some areas a Jew with a tattoo, cannot be buried according to custom.
Why? Because getting a tattoo is like saynig the skin God gave you isn't good enough. We wouldn't (these days) carve our intials on a tree. The same God
force that created the tree created the skin, why mark up what nature made?
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I think it has to do with being a "good" alpha male. The "Good" Alpha Male doesn't say "all mine" but rather says "let's share". A "King" who keeps all his gold is consider a miser, but a King who shares his "wealth" is considered a "good King."
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worn a butt plug all day
Can we get the backstory (pun intended) on this?
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In the "ask the gals" column, a buy posed the questions "do you like a fat wallet or a fat dick?"
Most of the replies were "I care that he has a big heart." That stuck a nerve with me, when I was young man and had a very thin wallet, I couldn't
get anyone to love me "for my heart".
So guys, who has spent monye on thier ladyfriends that they couldn't afford?
I have, in college I spent a week's wages on a single date. (Yes the relationship kept going).
Most of the replies were "I care that he has a big heart." That stuck a nerve with me, when I was young man and had a very thin wallet, I couldn't
get anyone to love me "for my heart".
So guys, who has spent monye on thier ladyfriends that they couldn't afford?
I have, in college I spent a week's wages on a single date. (Yes the relationship kept going).
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Yes, I would, however, I live in semi-rural Central California. . . . There are very few lush members, male or female, near me.
There would also have to be some sort of connection (hence my user name "hasabrain2).
There would also have to be some sort of connection (hence my user name "hasabrain2).
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I don't see any elves. Hot lesbains elves would really be something. Or just a couple of heterosexual elves makng whoppy
on Dec. 26. That would be different too.
However, I would enjoy celebrating New Years with any of the above Santa Helpers.
on Dec. 26. That would be different too.
However, I would enjoy celebrating New Years with any of the above Santa Helpers.
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My friends and I were mall teasing each other. I had on a fake arm cast. A guy came over who was as old as my dad and started talking to us. I convinced him to go with me into a store. I told the saleslady he was my uncle, and that with my broken arm I needed help to try on clothes. She agreed and I gave him a bj in the dressing room
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My first impulse to this post was to say, "can I be your uncle too?" However, as I re-read the post, I couldn't resist doing some editing. Those of us in the older, pre-texting generation just like it that way.
Also, maybe the saleslady bought the story or, I think more likely, she just played along. Either way, I still want to be your "uncle."
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My first impulse to this post was to say, "can I be your uncle too?" However, as I re-read the post, I couldn't resist doing some editing. Those of us in the older, pre-texting generation just like it that way.
Also, maybe the saleslady bought the story or, I think more likely, she just played along. Either way, I still want to be your "uncle."
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Ok this is my last post. . . Honestly folks, there have been a lot of women and men who have cheated for far less reasons than mine.
I really find it sad that everyone is so judgemental. Over the eons of time, how many women have cheated simply because thier
husband went off to serve his country and she was just lonely?
I am simply tired of the gas, being squezzed too tight next to my wife at the movies, plane flight etc.
For the sake of kids, until they are out of school, I will not divorce her. End of story on that one.
There is no yelling or belittling. I'm just tired of all the side effects of her weight (not just the gas, but not being able to ride
bikes together, or go hiking, or a lot of other things).
Over the mutliple suregies, and thousand of dollars, I have been supportive, but I've just had to go to the well too many times, and the well is now dry.
If you think am self-centered, petty, a terrible cheat, a scoundrl, or a jerk, then tie two pillows around your lover and open a can of cat food, then make love, then and only then you can put a halo over your head and call me an ass.
I really find it sad that everyone is so judgemental. Over the eons of time, how many women have cheated simply because thier
husband went off to serve his country and she was just lonely?
I am simply tired of the gas, being squezzed too tight next to my wife at the movies, plane flight etc.
For the sake of kids, until they are out of school, I will not divorce her. End of story on that one.
There is no yelling or belittling. I'm just tired of all the side effects of her weight (not just the gas, but not being able to ride
bikes together, or go hiking, or a lot of other things).
Over the mutliple suregies, and thousand of dollars, I have been supportive, but I've just had to go to the well too many times, and the well is now dry.
If you think am self-centered, petty, a terrible cheat, a scoundrl, or a jerk, then tie two pillows around your lover and open a can of cat food, then make love, then and only then you can put a halo over your head and call me an ass.
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Dear "has a brain" ....?
you have mentioned the words fat, woman, affair and choccolate, well you thought you were going to get simpathy from the very same peoples that you would want the piece of ass from?
A) There must be something also.
B) You don't want an advise, you want a piece of it. Try another site!
C) The screw that you will do would not be worth the screw that you will get!
Hey, just talk to her and when you do, make sure you don't use any of the words above. Well you could bring the choccolate, maybe she would say "ohh I really should not eat that" and you hand her a small piece anyway.
A) There is nothing else. I'm a nice guy (just ask my coworkers) in a bad sitaution
B) The moderator asked for advice (not advise) not judgment.
C) For the record, I don't give her chocolate or buy other temptations for her. Her bad habits sometimes affect the kids. If she goes to the store, she about much, much more likely to buy ice cream than I am.
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If you want a staright forward hot story, I would say try my "coach scores more than a victory".
However, if you're looking for something a little kinky, but with plot, try Bare music part 1 (and 2).
However, if you're looking for something a little kinky, but with plot, try Bare music part 1 (and 2).
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Ok, let met set the record staight, I am not an ass. The way I set it, the selfish thing to do would a divorce. See that way the money I set aside for the kids' college fund would to child support, and I wouldn't be there to take the kids to school in the morning, or take the them the dentist or band practice, or school rehersal, etc. For the sake of the children I'm staying in the marraige. The selfish thing would be to leave.
Incidentally, I was there with my wife when her father and helped clean out her grandmother's apartment when her grandmother had to go into a nursing home. I als listen to her when she complains about "so and so" at work. Yet despite my support support groups etc,. she still hides sweets like an alcoholic hides booze.
Imagine your significant other 75 pounds overweight, often stinky with gas, and poor knees, and kids who need your daily love and attention, and look me in the eye and try to tell me I'm ass. I'm just human.
Incidentally, I was there with my wife when her father and helped clean out her grandmother's apartment when her grandmother had to go into a nursing home. I als listen to her when she complains about "so and so" at work. Yet despite my support support groups etc,. she still hides sweets like an alcoholic hides booze.
Imagine your significant other 75 pounds overweight, often stinky with gas, and poor knees, and kids who need your daily love and attention, and look me in the eye and try to tell me I'm ass. I'm just human.