Several years ago my wife had her gallbladder removed. One of the sideeffects of having a gallbladder removed is excess gas. In my wife's gas, this is "should be registered as a chemical weapon" gas. She has also regaind some (but not all) of the weight she lost with gastric bypass surgery (the
gallblader is often removed with this type of surgery). We still have children at home, so divorce is not an option. I just want to get it on with a
normal sized (and good smelling) woman, what do I do?
enetered in error, thougth I was somewhere else
I've never had a guy do that, but sure thing it would be hot!
Well let me be the first.
In grad school, the girlfriend and I attended a professional function at a fancy hotel. After the function was over, she told me she wanted to break in the American Express card she got in the mail that day and booked a room.
I had all of one dollar in my pocket.
Thank you. . . first time using "polls". However, couldn't paste link.
Please vote on whether you believe my recent story, A gift from MaryBeth is ficitional or non-fictional.
Sounds as hot as she looks.
I have done this.
If you want details you will have to ask!
Yes I''m sure other users in this forum would like the details.
On a long business trip, I was listening to a porn satelliete radio station. The female "DJ" relatated an experience of taking a cucumber, peeling it half way down, then (slightly) freezing it. Then, went it came to using it, as the cucumber melted, it made her feeling like someone (or something) was cuming in her.
Seriously I'm not making this up, this is what I heard her say.
Anyone want to conduct an experiment and report back?
I prefer panties (um that doesn't sound right). Seriously no underwear at all seems a unhygenic. Thongs work as does see thru/semi-see thru.
Also, to get technical. I don't like bare pussies, and so all the hair, cause there has to be some hair, should be inside whatever she's got on.
I would like to say I had lunch at the Y, but actually it was In an Out. Really In and Out. In and Out is burger chain in California.
Trimmed pleased. No hair, sorry that's too prepubescent.
I know this is "ask the girls" forum, but I hope the powers that be will this post stay. When I was in graduate school, I was desperately poor. One month I was so poor, I sold my blood at the (actually plasma) blood bank for ten dollars so I would have money for groceries.
I remember thinking to myself, had been a female graduate student and so poor, I have would preferred amateur night at the strip club to sitting in a chair with a needle in my arm for over a half an hour.
Cleopatra. That would make me the equal of Ceasar and Mark Anthony.
I can't even remember!!
There's a cure for that. . . Invite me over for dinner. You will be the appetizer and main course. When you're satisfied, we'll go out for desert.
I'm thinking here things like, buying you lingerie far too large/too small, suggesting a threesome, but he's thinking with your best friend, but you thought he meant his best friend, etc.
Yes, please get up to 20 text post soon, so we can see in all your glory
These pictues remind of a joke I read in one of my Dad's Playboys that he kept hidden.
Seems this couple went to a nude beach. The man got terribly sunburned
in his privates. When they went to bed that night, the pain was too much for him. He went to the kitchen to see if there
was something there he find for it. The only thing he could find was cold milk. Just as he was pouring milk over
his balls, the girlfriend came in the kitchen and remarked, "so that's how you fill them!
Not only fucking another man but to risk it without any birth control would be hot.
OK I can see getting turned on by watching one's get a good screwing, but no birth control. Tempting fate there. Please don't do it, you don't "JR" asking over and over we looks the mailman and not like daddy.
Ok a little confession and a self-promotion. First the confession, when choosing a story to read, I am much more inclined to chose a story written by a woman than a man. Just more exciting that way. I can imagine the woman getting turned on by her own words . . . does nothing for me if a guy get turned on.
Now the self-promotion. I think men (and women) will like my recent story two part story Bare Music. Guys will like it because there in Part II there is a lot of male "angst". Women will like because it is part love story. So please enjoy, but fair disclosure Bare Music is more short story with erotic elements that erotica overlayed with a little plot.
Thank you and enjoy.
There are lot of comments, mostly from women, about who it is NEVER acceptable to cheat. I was in computer club several years back. One of the regulars, a guy in his thirties, was married to a woman, in her thirties, who often came to club meetings, who was confined to a wheelchair (due to some some medical problem she developed before they met). She also had limited use of one arm, and some imparirment in the other. They obvioiusly had a sexless marriage. One night the guy confided in me that every few weeks, he would get sex somewhere (I think with an escort, but he didn't say). He didn't say so directly, but I got the idea he married because, he was tired of the drama of his past relationships and liked talking with her. (She was well read, and an interesting person). I think most of us would give this guy a pass on his infedilty.
Other times, the reasons infidelity for a sexless marriage may not be so obvious, but are just as real. I say don't be too quick to judge.
I remember using punch cards.
I want to check if there is a matching bra (for starters).
I style the top sometimes but like the look of some fur...
I am not 12 anymore ya know..
I'm with you. The prepubescent look is a complete turn off.
Trimmed fine, bald no.
Yes, but getting a "rhythm" going is hard. Sometimes the other person types too slow.
If you know, please share the story of how this photo was taken. Most guys have trouble getting one woman to
agree to be photographed nude, but a dozen (or so) -- what moxie.
Trimmed is good, natural is fine. Shaved no way
I am not turned on by a woman looking prepusbescent.
