Absolutely not. Goes for tattoos too. Women should look like women and not Marines (even female Marines).
Member of primitive tribes pierce their lips etc --- let's not act "primitive".
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Hasabrain2
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Straight Male, 67
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[I have Tom Clancy's books liked on my page, does that mean I have secret desires to be a spy? Hardly. It means he entertained me. I believe you are reading far to much into the little blue mark. Heck, she might not even have realized she hit like for 50 shades, the way fb ads are set up, sometimes if you are clicking one thing, it actually "likes" another.
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Well I have read Tom Clancy's novels too. . . and yes I would like to be a spy. Not to sound trite, but I've never bought a cookbook in my life, because I don't want to be a chef. I buy biographies of Presidents and other famous people, because I have more interest in their lives, then say a the biography of a movie star or a book about gardening.
My sister is also FB friends with my niece's wife. (Her mother-in-law). There are just some things mother-in-law's should not know about son's wife -- even if just idle fantasy.
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Well I have read Tom Clancy's novels too. . . and yes I would like to be a spy. Not to sound trite, but I've never bought a cookbook in my life, because I don't want to be a chef. I buy biographies of Presidents and other famous people, because I have more interest in their lives, then say a the biography of a movie star or a book about gardening.
My sister is also FB friends with my niece's wife. (Her mother-in-law). There are just some things mother-in-law's should not know about son's wife -- even if just idle fantasy.
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I wasn't really asking for a debate about the book. Rather the awkwardness on knowing what erotica my nephew's (hot) wife likes. It is really a detail about her I didn't want to know. Also, among her 200+ FB friends I'm sure are some teenager relatives. . . If I was the nephew (and not the uncle by marriage) I don't know how I would handle knowing any part of my aunt's sex life/interest.
As I said she is hot. I would never do anything, but I'm not blind either.
At family gatherings, she is always appropriate, know that I she has (at least in fantasy) a kinky side. . she is just that much hotter. It will take more effort to listen to whatever family news she needs to share and not have damn she is hot running through my head.
As I said she is hot. I would never do anything, but I'm not blind either.
At family gatherings, she is always appropriate, know that I she has (at least in fantasy) a kinky side. . she is just that much hotter. It will take more effort to listen to whatever family news she needs to share and not have damn she is hot running through my head.
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I am facebook friends with my nephew and his wife. The wife posts more often he. She recently posted a trailer for the movie (to be released on
Valentine's Day 2015) of the Fifty Shades of Grey. She has also "liked" the books on FB. I see her and my nephew a couple of times of year as they 200 miles away. She is pretty good looking. (Hey you can't help but notice). I just feel kinda odd knowing what my nephew's wife "likes" As best as I can tell, nephew and wife have a good marriage. Next time I see, I want to joke and ask "read any good books lately?" But will resist.
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Valentine's Day 2015) of the Fifty Shades of Grey. She has also "liked" the books on FB. I see her and my nephew a couple of times of year as they 200 miles away. She is pretty good looking. (Hey you can't help but notice). I just feel kinda odd knowing what my nephew's wife "likes" As best as I can tell, nephew and wife have a good marriage. Next time I see, I want to joke and ask "read any good books lately?" But will resist.
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Not at all. I prefer older men, much older. So I prefer a big age gap to a small one.
So someone like me, who is in his fifties, is fair game?
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For those of you not familiar the Eiffel tower games goes like this. If you ask a 1,000 people to guess the height of the Eiffel tower and average their answers you would likely get an answer close to the correct height (of course you could Google "height of the Eiffel Tower" but that is missing the point).
So here's the question: (Actually a series of related questions)
What percentage of women do you think have had a threesome?
What percentage of men do you think have had a threesome?
Which do you think is more common for threesomes?
FFM (Two women one man) or
MFM (Two men and one woman).
Please post your guesses. I will then average the answers after a month or so.
So here's the question: (Actually a series of related questions)
What percentage of women do you think have had a threesome?
What percentage of men do you think have had a threesome?
Which do you think is more common for threesomes?
FFM (Two women one man) or
MFM (Two men and one woman).
Please post your guesses. I will then average the answers after a month or so.
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Someone I would like to link up with . . . on the golf course.
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The downtown area where I live has many shops, including a Victoria's Secret. If I go downtown (which is often) I almost always see a at least one woman carrying a Victoria's Secret shopping bag. Now, it is not unusual for me to run into a coworker (male or female) or neighbor downtown, if you were "Mary from accounting" carrying a Victoria's Secret bag and you bump into "Hasabrain2 from the second floor" wouldn't you be embarrassed? I'm on the mature side (I'm two years younger than the father of the hottest babe at work). Wouldn't that make it even more embarrassing?
My sister visits from time to time, even if she knew I wouldn't be downtown I just can't see her walking around with a Vicotria's Secret bag as she heads back to her car.
When you shop at VS at the mall (or wherever) do you get a nondescript bag or a VS bag? If a VS bag, are you worried that your boss, nerdy kid down the street, former high school math teacher, whatever, might also be out shopping?
My sister visits from time to time, even if she knew I wouldn't be downtown I just can't see her walking around with a Vicotria's Secret bag as she heads back to her car.
When you shop at VS at the mall (or wherever) do you get a nondescript bag or a VS bag? If a VS bag, are you worried that your boss, nerdy kid down the street, former high school math teacher, whatever, might also be out shopping?
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Is it just me or does knowing this and reading that ladies this love for their juices just make me hot?
No just not you. I woman licking off fingers is a definite turn on.
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Quote by cockupmyass7926
light blue, looks see-through
Would model it for us?
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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZfI3mne.gif[/IMG]
Just editorializing, but this is a turn off. Slapping a woman's breast just seems mean. A playful spank -- maybe -- but hitting the boobs a definite no
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Do you do your man's laundry? I was over at my older sister's house the other day, while there I saw her putting away her husband's (of 20+ years) laundry.
Do younger women still do the laundry?
Do younger women still do the laundry?
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To those women who think men are "scum" who cheat, I ask can you afford two new monthly car payments?
If I divorced my wife, alimony and child support would cost me the equivalent of two car payments a month (on top of what the one I already make). Add on top of the long commute (I'd have to move to the bad part of county to afford those car payments) and the loss of seeing the kids on a daily basis. Only if you have taken that kind of financial loss yourself, can you judge who is "scum".
If I divorced my wife, alimony and child support would cost me the equivalent of two car payments a month (on top of what the one I already make). Add on top of the long commute (I'd have to move to the bad part of county to afford those car payments) and the loss of seeing the kids on a daily basis. Only if you have taken that kind of financial loss yourself, can you judge who is "scum".
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Diet coke. Pepsi tastes flat.
I don't drink coffee, so I get my caffeine through diet coke.
(P.S. I stock up Costco specials, one 20 can case for $9 -- can't be that).
I don't drink coffee, so I get my caffeine through diet coke.
(P.S. I stock up Costco specials, one 20 can case for $9 -- can't be that).
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Many many times. I got my first job that way too.
Gee now I know why I didn't get the job.
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Do you know the height of the Eiffel Tower? (Don't worry we'll get back to sex). You probably don't, but if ask you and an hundred other people, to guess the height of the Eiffel Tower, the average of these guess, would be pretty close to the right answer. Well, a major on-going study about cheating by married men and women was just released. So, I know the answer, but let's see how well we guess.
So what percentage have cheated (anytime in the marriage)?
What percentage of women (again anytime in the marriage)?
Bonus points for also guessing the height of the Eiffel Tower.
So what percentage have cheated (anytime in the marriage)?
What percentage of women (again anytime in the marriage)?
Bonus points for also guessing the height of the Eiffel Tower.
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Once made love in an small airplane (on the ground in the hangar). After we were one I notice we knocked the fire extinguisher off its rack.
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After reading your second post I will admit I do feel a bit more sympathetic to you but I think cheating on your wife will only make matters worse.
I think the best thing you could do is get into some sort of joint counciling. There are various health and emotional reasons that could have caused your wife's weight gain. Your wife is more aware of her weight gain than you are. If the two of you got counciling she might address any emotional issues she has and get things under control.
I admittedly don't know your wife's side of the story but I am not going to jump onto the "Let's all abuse Hasabrain for being stupid and selfish" bandwagon. You need help, not abuse.
Thank you. If my wife was disabled by cancer or an accident I would stay by her. I might glance at other women, but that would be it. However, whether I've been good to her or not, she is responsible for what she puts in her body whether it is drugs, alcohol, or junk food. as if she did drugs or alcohol.
As to the poster who suggested there was an underlying thyroid or other problem, that has been checked over twice. She is seriously low on Vitamin D, but that is because she doesn't get in the yard (and sunshine) much anymore. She used to be quite good in the garden (you make take that both ways).
I am not asking for permission to cheat, just understanding, especially from the women of the enormous expense in being legit and getting a divorce. It just doesn't seem fair that she is the one with weight problem, but if I divorce she gets the kids and the house (I won't seek custody and have the kids have to change schools).
One last thought, we bought the house with $30000 my mother gave us. Dad worked hard for his money before he passed away. . which makes it doubly painful if she gets the house.
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I'm going to keep this poll going for awhile, but do post suggestions for future topics for a repeat of "The Eiffel Tower Game."
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I'm going to keep this poll going for awhile, but do post suggestions for future topics for a repeat of "The Eiffel Tower Game."
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I would say that 99% of women over 25 have tried anal at least once, but about 75% of women in total have tried it once; and that 50% have had it in the last six months
Wow. The height of the Eiffel is not clear.
I would guess 40% (tried) and 5 % (often).
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Here is more of the story:
About seven years my wife had gastric bypass surgery. Just last year we paid off the $20,000 ($20,000 that could go have gone to the kids' college fund if she hadn't been 200 pounds overweight!). She lost a good deal of weight, but has gained, conservatively 75 pounds back.
I have been her through all surgeries afterward, been with her when her mom died, listened to her when she got a new boss she didn't like etc. I have been emotionally supportive to her. When I've needed support, sometimes she has been there for me, other times she hasn't.
I am an active dad and a "modern" husband. I'm usually the one that takes the kids to the dentists and to school in the morning. She handles the doctor's appts and the clothes shopping. If she cooks, I clean up. If I cook, sometime she cleans sometimes I do. I do all the yardwork and 50% plus of the inside chores. I am better to her than a lot of husbands.
Last Christmas we bought an expensive exercise machine. . The model she wanted. She has used it twice. I use it 2 times a week plus go the gym once a week (or more). I'm not a perfect physical speceim, but I'm not completely out of shape either.
Why, if I'm a good to her and good to myself, do I have to take the financial hit? IF she had to take the financial hit, which only seems fair to me because I'm not the one with the weight problem, I would divorce her today.
If I cheat and get caught, dhe won't tell the kids. I changed too many diapers, helped with too much homework, went to too many open houses (she only made to about half of them) for her to turn the kids against me.
About seven years my wife had gastric bypass surgery. Just last year we paid off the $20,000 ($20,000 that could go have gone to the kids' college fund if she hadn't been 200 pounds overweight!). She lost a good deal of weight, but has gained, conservatively 75 pounds back.
I have been her through all surgeries afterward, been with her when her mom died, listened to her when she got a new boss she didn't like etc. I have been emotionally supportive to her. When I've needed support, sometimes she has been there for me, other times she hasn't.
I am an active dad and a "modern" husband. I'm usually the one that takes the kids to the dentists and to school in the morning. She handles the doctor's appts and the clothes shopping. If she cooks, I clean up. If I cook, sometime she cleans sometimes I do. I do all the yardwork and 50% plus of the inside chores. I am better to her than a lot of husbands.
Last Christmas we bought an expensive exercise machine. . The model she wanted. She has used it twice. I use it 2 times a week plus go the gym once a week (or more). I'm not a perfect physical speceim, but I'm not completely out of shape either.
Why, if I'm a good to her and good to myself, do I have to take the financial hit? IF she had to take the financial hit, which only seems fair to me because I'm not the one with the weight problem, I would divorce her today.
If I cheat and get caught, dhe won't tell the kids. I changed too many diapers, helped with too much homework, went to too many open houses (she only made to about half of them) for her to turn the kids against me.
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Sometime ago, I posted how I wanted an affair, because I no longer found my wife physically attractive (she is easily 75 pounds overweight). Someone advised to "grow a pair" and get a divorce. So I spoke with a lawyer and here's the breakdown:
600 Child support (alternative weekends, alternate holidays, two weekdays/mo)
300 Alimony
400 Extra cost in medical insurance (Women have more health problems than men, so
I am on her policy and get $400/mo cash as my employer doesn't have to pay for heath coverage)
100 Extra tax (lost of deduction for children/home mortgage interest)
1000 Rent in my new place
100 Extra commuting costs (I could pay less if I moved closed to work/kids, but my rent would
be higher).
2500 Total or $1250 "a ball"
600 Child support (alternative weekends, alternate holidays, two weekdays/mo)
300 Alimony
400 Extra cost in medical insurance (Women have more health problems than men, so
I am on her policy and get $400/mo cash as my employer doesn't have to pay for heath coverage)
100 Extra tax (lost of deduction for children/home mortgage interest)
1000 Rent in my new place
100 Extra commuting costs (I could pay less if I moved closed to work/kids, but my rent would
be higher).
2500 Total or $1250 "a ball"
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No absolutely no. I can't imagine receiving or giving pleasure that way.