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Hasabrain2
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Straight Male, 67
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fuck. . . .
(To next poster, don't be too quick to pass me up. . . you never what music we might make together).
(To next poster, don't be too quick to pass me up. . . you never what music we might make together).
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Doggie style, maybe while she is munching away with a lady friend
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Quote by Catnip
Do you use your extra "middle finger" to play too?
The piano sure contributes in making it a nice picture.
As to my "middle finger". this picture was a screen shot from I video I posted on a different website. Playing the piano naked IS NOT
a turn on. I had to do many takes to get the music right. While the filming was anything but a turn on, the finished product was
sort of a turn on. I'm not the hottest stud in the paddock, but I was more please with the video than I thought I would be.
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Quote by mybuttsurs
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Now I really am I Harry Potter fan.
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I've been to:
England (but not of the other "countries" of the UK)
France
Germany
Switzerland
Italy
The Netherlands
Brussels
Vatican City (if want to get technical and count that as seperate country)
Mexico
Jamica (not high on my list of place to return to)
Japan
Canada (but just for a layover --- not a "lay" and "over")
Wish list:
Egypt
China
England (but not of the other "countries" of the UK)
France
Germany
Switzerland
Italy
The Netherlands
Brussels
Vatican City (if want to get technical and count that as seperate country)
Mexico
Jamica (not high on my list of place to return to)
Japan
Canada (but just for a layover --- not a "lay" and "over")
Wish list:
Egypt
China
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Which pictures is best for my Avatar?
The piano or the butt?
Poll will remain open until their is a clear favorite.
This is a one man/one vote poll. Each vote by a guy is one vote.
However, each vote by a woman counts triple.
The piano or the butt?
Poll will remain open until their is a clear favorite.
This is a one man/one vote poll. Each vote by a guy is one vote.
However, each vote by a woman counts triple.
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Quote by CandiceSmiles
Nice carpeting!
Home Depot says thank you.
P.S. While I made sure the capret was vacuumed before I took the pictures, I wasn't expecting
anyone to comment on them. I was expecting something a little more personal in the way of replies.
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Quote by Fugly
I don't know how much of a thrill you will get knowing a bag lady checked you out, but I did and LOVE the pics
Thank you.
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This forum category says to "pimp you profile." While I would prefer the word "promote" I'm going to do what the categroy and
talk a little about me.
For me, I've become very daring and posted some pictures of myself. I'm no 23 year old stud, but haven't aged too bad either.
If you like what you see, leave a comment, but remember what Thumper (from Bambi) said, "if you can't say anything nice,
don't say anything at all."
I'm not really looking for comments from gay guys.
Let's be honest, its a cheap thrill knowing that some babe -- whether she is MILF or college coed -- has checked me out.
Thanks.
talk a little about me.
For me, I've become very daring and posted some pictures of myself. I'm no 23 year old stud, but haven't aged too bad either.
If you like what you see, leave a comment, but remember what Thumper (from Bambi) said, "if you can't say anything nice,
don't say anything at all."
I'm not really looking for comments from gay guys.
Let's be honest, its a cheap thrill knowing that some babe -- whether she is MILF or college coed -- has checked me out.
Thanks.
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Quote by amber
I have heard from a couple people that you can buy used panties out of vending machines in Japan.
Wonder how that would go over here.
I doubt this is true. The Japanese are very clean, even their perverts wouldn't go for used panties.
However, I'm sure there are fresh panties vending machines.
(Vending machines for men's shirts, I know are not unheard. If the man has been out drinking
all night, he can freshen up for work without even going home.).
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After college, I drove cross country to attend graduate school. I was watching every penny and would stay in cheap motesl along the way.
One night, I drove into a town (towns being cheaper than big cities) and found a motel. The desk clerk said his credit card
reader was done and he would have to go next door to use the machine there. I gave the clerk my one and only
credit card and waited and waited. Fearing what had happened to my card, I went to the business next door.
It was quite cold inside and explained to the pretty girl at the desk that I wanted my card back. OUt of the corner of my
eye I saw another pretty woman. I was so focused on getting my credit card back it took several seconds to
realize she was wearing a negligee. Anyway I got my card back and got my room, and it didn't dawn on me until sometime later that
the business next door was a brothel!
One night, I drove into a town (towns being cheaper than big cities) and found a motel. The desk clerk said his credit card
reader was done and he would have to go next door to use the machine there. I gave the clerk my one and only
credit card and waited and waited. Fearing what had happened to my card, I went to the business next door.
It was quite cold inside and explained to the pretty girl at the desk that I wanted my card back. OUt of the corner of my
eye I saw another pretty woman. I was so focused on getting my credit card back it took several seconds to
realize she was wearing a negligee. Anyway I got my card back and got my room, and it didn't dawn on me until sometime later that
the business next door was a brothel!
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No I haven't. I work at a cubicle. . . might be different if I had a private office.
I did once get in on (with a partner) in an office after work at a job I had after college.
I did once get in on (with a partner) in an office after work at a job I had after college.
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These are all quite funny, except I'm not sure how clean he statue is.
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Quote by Bunny12
Oh come on now what stupid bitch would stick her big jugs in the rungs of a railing and get stuck?!!!! She didn't need the fire department gimme a little Crisco I'll get her right outta there. That picture made me LMAO!
I agree I don't the city fire department needed to be called out, because I'm sure there were many volunteer fire fighters willing to help.
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Emma Watson and the blonde (Paris Hilton?) look like they have the same kind of underwear
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The biggest cock I've had? The one I've had between my legs my whole life.
Seriously, I've seen photos, and I'm convinced they were not retouched of guys with fifteen inchers.
It is, of coruse, a statstical aberration. If the average penis is six inches and the stardard deviation (in the stasticially sense) is a half-incch. Then
2/3 of the male population had a dick between 5 3/4 and 6 1/2. Even eight inchers are stastically rare. Yet there are thee billion guys on
the plenty, there are going to be a few extremely long penis (and a few, poor devils, of extremely small penises). The bell curvem, for those you who know what that
means, is probably titled toward larger penis, as well the guys with really small one don't reproduce.
Seriously, I've seen photos, and I'm convinced they were not retouched of guys with fifteen inchers.
It is, of coruse, a statstical aberration. If the average penis is six inches and the stardard deviation (in the stasticially sense) is a half-incch. Then
2/3 of the male population had a dick between 5 3/4 and 6 1/2. Even eight inchers are stastically rare. Yet there are thee billion guys on
the plenty, there are going to be a few extremely long penis (and a few, poor devils, of extremely small penises). The bell curvem, for those you who know what that
means, is probably titled toward larger penis, as well the guys with really small one don't reproduce.