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Hasabrain2
46 minutes ago
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Arroyo Grande

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I read in the WSJ today that Apple fired a long-time executive after he posted on Tik-Tok. On Tik-Tok an off-camera voice asked what he did for a living, he replied (and I'm paraphrasing)"I play golf, drive nice cars and fondle big-breasted women." His reply mimicked a movie quote.

He made the video on his own time, and he did not identify himself as an Apple employee. According to the article, he has no history of inappropriate behavior and has helped negotiate some of Apple's largest deals.

Apple fired him.

Opinions?

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The first time I told my wife I wanted her to fuck my best friend, it was sort of role playing in the bedroom. The more we did it, the more real is was becoming. Then, one weekend, while on business, he stayed at our house. It started with a few drinks, then the hot tub, then she sitting on his lap, suddenly, I was sitting on the other side of the tub, watching him fuck her. Part of me was wondering what was wrong with me, the other part was how totally aroused it made me. I knew it was wrong, but I could not control myself. The strange thing was after he was done with her, how weird it was when I took my turn. Going inside her and feeling the presence of another man was unexplainable. The warm, wetness of it, feeling his cum ooze out as I went into her. Now, a year later, two more of my friends have had her! Surprisingly, our sex life has been energized!

Can I be your friend too? (jk).

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It mat also be embarrassment. Men quite often get their prostate checked by a doctor and find that embarrassing. There is nothing sexy about having a grumpy doctor stick their finger up your rear. I think you need to start gently by frequently touching him there until he is comfortable and then experiment. Good luck.

About the prostate: I asked in another forum, which is better (or worse) an old male doctor or a young, hot female doc?

Asked this question last year, got a fair number of responses, and thought it worth asking again.

I posted this last year and got a number of responses, thought it would be good to post again.

I think I figured it out. If there is an LS logo, I can view the profile, if not, I can't. I thought I would be able to see all profiles.

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When clicking or hovering over users icon on thread, you'll get the above message at the bottom center of your screen.

Message you receive when visiting said users account that has you blocked.

I'm not talking about someone blocking me. Sometimes I can't even read the profiles of people I've never had any communication with.

I just became a paid member and was hoping to make some more friends. However, I can't get detailed profiles for most users. I want to know something about the person before interacting. Thanks.

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When is doughnut day again?

I don't know, but national doughnut day if you don't know, began with WWI. Returning soldiers would be given coffee and donuts by a the precursor of the USO.

Man to woman: Why don't you ever tell me that you have cum?

Woman to man: Because you said not to call you at the office.

I've been straight most of my life, but in the last few years, I've wanted to "try the other side of the buffet."

I'm curious in what it feels like to have a cock come in my mouth, or in my ass.

I'm curious about life in general (96% nonsexual).

However, I have no interest in getting any STDs.

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Like Beth, I'm totally happy with mine. It's unfortunate that society has placed a stigma on boob size and appearance, to the point that some women feel compelled to go the surgery route. Maybe there should be a surgical way to enhance penis length and breadth. That's not meant in a snide way. It's a reality check.

There is such a thing. Go on YouTube and search for penile implants.

Breast augmentation is one of the most common surgeries (and breast reduction is pretty common as well).

Please don't be snide. Just that it would make an interesting question.

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Police officer friend in high school gave me the nickname as I caused him to have IMPURETHOUGHTS about me. I just added the umlauts.

Did he ever act on those impure thoughts?

Woman to man: You don't satisfy me.

Man: I think it unfair to judge someone in just a minute.

Man to woman: What is the difference between a good woman and a pair of eyeglasses?

Woman: I don't know.

Man: Sunglasses ride higher on the face.

Man: What is the difference between a good woman and a pair of glasses?

Woman: I don't know.

Man: A pair of glasses rides higher on the face.

As I've gotten older, I'm more and more open minded. And I'm very curious about most everything (99 percent nonsexual). I do wonder what would it feel like to have a (STD free) cock explode in my mouth.

Here's a related story. In high school there was this really hot cheerleader. I knew I was out of her league, didn't even try. Fast forward a few decades, we became friends on Facebook, mainly because we alumni of the same school. A few months after becoming "friends" she made a racist comment about Obama. I defriended her and told her why. It's petty but it sure felt good to ghost the cheerleader and not be the ghost.

Chris goes to his friend Mark and says, "I'm banging the pastor's wife and I need your help. After the service, just keep the pastor occupied for an hour ok?

Mark hesitates but wants to be a good friend. After the service, he asks the pastor all sorts of obscure religious questions. Finally, the pastor asks, "Mark, what is really going on?"

Mark confesses he was helping trying to help his friend Chris.

The pastor replies, "I thought you knew, my wife died last year. Mark, I think you better get home quick."

I just ordered my first speedo. I will post pics.

However, this thread is about women and their bikinis.

Yes, I would enjoy her boyfriend get jealous. I know she would not be interested in an older guy like myself, but she would enjoy the kink of pretending . . . if just for one song. (And I would enjoy holding her, even just for one song).