It’s Saturday night, 10 pm, and I am sitting alone at home. Ever since my girlfriend dumped me, I spend most of my Saturdays alone and watch TV, but it runs only garbage. Frustrated, I turn off the television. The empty apartment pisses me off. I decide to go for a beer in town. In the city, I enter the first pub I see. Country music is playing. Fuck, this seems to be a pub for older people. I look around and discover two...