You can't believe how badly I want to just walk into the bedroom and rail my wife but I can't  I am stuck in the office being railed by the boss!  Don't get excited, my boss is a man, an old, pissed off, fat, no talent man.  I am working from home,  I have a project due in 3 days and I have been “authorized” to work from home, they say authorized like it's a gift!  This jerk of a boss moved the deadline up by 2 weeks and...