2020 - one bizarre fucking year. I’m not going to overstate it, a lot of people had a worse time than me. But it still took a toll. I've been locked down – and like many, it's been in company. We might have all foreseen the strain under which social isolation would put romantic relationships. I figured my own was pretty strong, but it got stress-tested like I'd never bargained on. Couples just aren’t meant to spend so lon...

'God, Jake, you're a fucker,' you inform me, laying ironic weight on my name and shooting one wicked glance over your shoulder. But you climb onto the bed anyway, thrusting out that ass as you do it, making sure I have a good view of everything you've got. 'See how pretty it is when you use my name?' I climb onto the bed along with you, and you meet my grin with a begrudging half smile of your own. 'When do I get to open...