https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/on-the-other-hand

Latest bit of saucy silliness is up.

One in the system, then 'Do Me A Flavour' will be next. The latter was probably inspired by another juvenile joke remembered, and the recent hot weather in London...

"Cut the cake, cut the cake..." she gasped.

"I wish somebody would cut the cake; the icing's dripping everywhere," a voice bellowed angrily from below.

(It might need to be the late 70's and to be about 12 to fully appreciate that one!)

Bonfire

"I had a dream about you," Fanny whispered to the pointed-nosed, bearded man.

"Tell me more," a voice answered as the guy thrashed Fanny's arse while she beat out the flames licking around his.

"A Guy Fawkes me," Fanny answered.

Guy smiled, then made Fanny's dream come true.

It wasn't just the bonfire's flames that licked for hours afterward; her tongue roasted his chestnuts, too.

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Waterfall (not an entry, just playing along)

I know your true desires. 

The whispers pulled Finn through the waterfall into the mouth of the cave. 

In the darkness, a woman’s naked body glowed. Finn frowned, and the woman laughed, her voice deepening as her body shifted into a man’s form, cock stiff and lengthening toward him. 

You can’t hide from me. 

Finn’s cock flexed in his wet jeans. 

He’d leave the cave with a sore ass and a smile. 

Free at last. 

I thought 'not an entry, just playing along' was part of the dialogue!

Waterfall

Scooping pigeon shit from her blocked guttering worked a treat. Rainwater was now cascading freely from above.

"Who needs Viagra? We've got Niagara," she smiled, tearing off his drenched clothes and feasting on the very handyman's plunger.

" You're an angel, Victoria," the waterfall punster replied, sending his own sticky Nugget Falls between her Anna Ruby red lips.

"Keep going until Dick's Creek Falls," she gasped.

"Sounds good," he said with a Minnehaha.

Fireworks

"I'm your waitress, Catherine Huile. Two bangers?" she asked, swinging her tits and pointing at a stiff sausage on the next table.

"Bob stood up like a rocket, and rose to his feet, too.

Catherine and Bob raced upstairs, Catherine carrying a wax letter 'X.'

"Ah, Roman candles," Bob exclaimed as the penny dropped.

Like the penny, Catherine's knickers dropped too, and she sucked Bob's knob, and his sparklers.

There were fireworks.

There has to be a story based around London's new drinking fountains. 'Drinking In The Capital's Vibe' perhaps?

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I'm working on part three of my new series, The Memoirs of a One Euro Coin. He's off to Italy for some cuckold action in the next part!

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/i-watched-a-hot-couple-make-love-in-portugal

I'm turning into something of a One Euro Coin fanboy, so I'm delighted to hear that!

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Hmmm… I only saw the mermaid one as hetero. The waterfall guy is definitely bi in my book. 😉

I’m definitely gonna see what I can come up with while on vacation.

But if we all came to the same conclusions, life wouldn't be as interesting, would it?

Tidying up an ice-cream promotion lady's tale, inspired, no doubt, by suffering in the heat here in London

Mermaid

"I booked a nostalgia party. You said I could have a teasmade and a chunky chip bap," Albert said to the lighthouse receptionist as the woman in his room swallowed three herrings simultaneously, and the footballer doppelganger watched.

The receptionist sorted everything out.

"He's a hunky, fit chap. That's a mermaid," she explained.

Albert enjoyed a fin-tastic romp with the mermaid, and the hunky fit chap impressed the receptionist by sucking her fenceless.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/getting-to-the-bottom-of-constructing-an-evening-together

Latest flash up,,, Fun to write, as always.

Vision of steam rising out of litter tray I can't get rid of. ( That might be because it's too hot for wonky brains that add 20 degrees to how a temperature feels, and it's hot anyway!)

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Cool. I'll just be doing it backwards I suppose?

Don't tell me there's a category for THAT as well now...I'm not bendy enough to even write about it.😇

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😕 i like the site but would like to copy stories to add to them but find i can not copy a story

I missed the announcement of a competition for the most bizarre post with a photocopy of a ten-dollar bill as a prize. I guess I've found the winner by accident.😇

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/for-the-love-of-pod

If life seems a little too serious...

😇

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If you had built me a stable like I asked, this wouldn't be an issue.

I don't think 'stable' would fit in around here...😇

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Absolutely true. I still have the picture you sent me of your pink crenulated castle gate.

Is this where we all laugh awkwardly and pretend to know what on earth that means?😊

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"I oversaw an unholy fuck in Vatican City"!)

'Pope goes the weasel?

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Well lower in the Forum threads is Morgan Hawke's Story Writing for Beginners. You could start there and in time you might win one .... heading for the hills

They might even be far enough away to render a withering stare harmless, but I wouldn't count on it.😊

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/divisions-of-the-past

An ambitious project combining fermented cabbage, cold war nostalgia, and some very thorough border security.

'Collage' sex? Is that bits of random nonsense dressed up as 'art'? If so, maybe I should use it😇?

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Sure, which is why I was careful to say "more exciting for me".

Absolutely correct. I can only paraphrase thus: Man goes to friend's birthday bash, thirty seconds in, is pounced upon. Twenty-four hours later, the man emerges from a flat a few miles away and has fun poked at him for years by his friend over saying about ten words to her on her birthday and spending ten seconds in her company. Mind-boggling for me, but perhaps less so in a wider context, because only I am me.

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I have a bit of a thing for true stories; reading about stuff that people actually did is more exciting for me than reading fiction.

I wrote a set of True Micros! starring myself and a particular lady friend; they demonstrate that the dialogue in my life is generally a comedy routine, and that I'm more squeamish about eating my own cum than my fictional characters are.

Like most things, it's a matter of personal taste. I don't think that, as a reader, 'true' necessarily elevates a tale. As a writer, it may make writing a more intense experience, but I genuinely believe that true/based on truth isn't pivotal to my enjoyment, or otherwise. It would be a dull world if we all thought the same about everything.

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When is the next contest starting? Why didn't i win the last one? what's the new theme (It better be time travel or i'm filing a law suit). who is in charge of this shit show? where the hell is my paycheck and when are we getting medical? why isn't Will Ferrell funny? How come CBS cancelled Colbert?

I heard a rumour the next comp is set around the phrase 'High Maintenance'. It could be right up my street, and perhaps even others' -Spoiler alert- There is a faint possibility I've made this up.

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YUM!

Just one 'yum'? The critics are harsh these days!😊

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/what-could-possibly-go-right

If you need a silliness top up...

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Congrats everyone, podium, Top 10 and all those that submitted!

My apologies as I didn't get to read any before the Comp was over but I will get to it!

Buckle up, there's some seriously good stuff when you get on the case. I felt reassured, rather than intimidated, by the quality.

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I agree with the "diminishing returns" point. I can't remember the last time I finished part two of anything.

I just do Micros when I write anymore. It's all folks can stand from me.

Flashing's about my limit, or is that a reply to a different question? I'm easily confused. I enjoy giving people what they tell me they can cope with from me.😇