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4 hours ago
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Cannoli!!!!!!!!!! I'll be out back scarfing these down. I may share assuming I get the appropriate offer. Muskoka coffee please with a little cinnamon. This just reminded me I have a pretty good Muskoka story.

Of course I'm kind; kind of degenerate. Happy Tuesday all!

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Now, if you had said, "Could you make me a Snowball" we might have been in business!

One Advocaat Snowball, as ordered.

Sorry but I gotta know: Is Danielle's drink supposed to be yellow?

..i dunno...we're just getting our first flakes of snow today and well, its not yellow...

I'll have a Grey Goose with freshly squeezed red grapefruit juice please. I was gonna order a Polar Bear but who knows what that may have started.

Who is ERB? (I know I'll be embarrassed.) All this dinosaur talk got me thinking about being a kid. I was into dinosaurs too but by far my number one thing was NASA and space missions. I still have a bunch of NASA stuff from Apollo missions including a wire photo of the Apollo 11 first moon landing.

I can't remember when I read HG Wells but that was the first time travel story i remember. You should definitely do a lost world and/or time travel story! With dinosaurs. and i just learned about dinos and non-dinos i never heard of. Lush is very educational.

I 'acquired' 3 dinosaurs once kind of by accident...long story...😇

A witch, an ape and a bear walk into a bar.

Bartender: "What'll you have?"

Ape: "Cristal for the witch. 2 whiskey and a beer in a thimble."

Bartender: "Beer in a thimble?"

Ape (reaching into his pocket, pulls out tiny figure): "Hey Jim, tell the bartender about that time we called the witch an ugly old hag."

lol i know, pretty bad. Round on me (Ping's tab.) Coffee please, have to stay sober. Gotta fix some stuff.

I don't drink wine really but a nice champagne is a fav.

People think Canada's weather is bad? We just get a bit of snow and a few chilly days. Hoping the best for y'all. I'll have and recommend hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps, its quite medicinal.

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Sadly, the Ethics Committee won't release the report describing his "improper relationships with women." The Ethic Committee chair was quoted as saying he's being demonized for being an "effective therapist with innovative techniques."

🤣 Comedians must be soiling themselves with glee. So Gaetz is out. Was it all a smokescreen so the next crappy choice doesn't seem so bad by comparison with Gaetz to be rewarded with some plum assignment?

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I've been watching a show about beavers. Apparently the average beaver can devour up to six inches of wood per hour.

I'd like an Irish coffee please, bar tender

D x

So clever!

James: please put Ms X's coffee on my tab.

Rumoured that Hannibal Lecter in the running for FBI Director...

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Sent by God to save America

'Don't drink the koolaid'

I'm guessing one of the first questions that will come up in the Oval Office in Jan 2024 is gonna be " So, this crypto thing, how do I hide my money so no one can find it?"

I'm working on a Comp story that is unlikely to meet the deadline and currently reads more like a crime story than a 'whodunnit.' My problem is I have quickie sex, masturbation, lesbian sex and straight sex all in approximately equal amounts and I'm not sure what category it should go into. The way the story is going we may yet see the appearance of further categories.

Any suggestions? I'm leaning to Straight Sex and figure I can fill in the gaps with tags only the story isn't really focused on straight sex.

Thoughts?

Note for Mods: promise not to drop a 10,000 word epic on you two minutes before midnight.

Hey all, coffee please.

Did you know that polar bear fur isn't white? Their fur is actually transparent and the white is a trick of light caused by the transparent fur. I don't mean to imply that James is transparent or not transparent. Too early for trivia? I'll go sit quietly in the corner.

The more stories I read in the Comp the more I realize y'all have criminal minds. You've all thought about this before, haven't you? 🤣

Some great stories so far and I'm just getting started. Really compelling plots and plenty of sexual sizzle!

Hi everyone. phew, there's a remarkable number of drunks in here given the early hour. I may have misunderstood the site title.

I am working furiously on my Comp entry, now at a stellar 794 words. I suspect this will be yet another missed Comp. There should be a Comp for unfinished Comp stories.

Hope everyone is enjoying the weekend!

Solo - Eddie van Halen Eruption. I bought this home on vinyl and had no idea it was on the album. Then it was what the FUCK was THAT!!!!?

Riff - Layla - Duane Allman

I had a giant plate of mashed potatoes loaded with bacon, cheese and garlic butter. Fine cuisine is overrated.

I notice this in my stories too. If I can't come up with a different word or phrase pretty quick I use the thesaurus feature in WORD. Occasionally I'll do a complete re-write if it still doesn't feel right. I think every story i have posted here has at least one repetitive descriptor even after i edit strenuously.

Agree with Carlton too, the more you read the more your own vocabulary builds.

Bacon although mostly in small amounts for flavour (scrambled eggs, pasta dishes, mashed potatoes.) While this may seem cruel to pigs I'd argue that most pigs would never have a life at all except for the demand created by bacon lovers. So at least they get a short life rather than none at all.

Nutella tastes and smells like it was made from sour milk and is probably as bad for you as fatty bacon.

Those ham & cheese wraps look very inviting (takes a quick look around, swipes all of them from tray into canvas bag.)

Hope everyone has a great Thursday. Doubt I'll have anything for the Comp unless I have a sudden explosion in writing. So far I have a decent intro paragraph and that's it. I'll console myself with Tawney.

Raging at someone is a waste of time and energy and potentially lethally dangerous. I lived in Toronto, which has brutal traffic and gestures and honks were common. Now I live in the sticks and I'm more likely to run into a bear.

Definitely yes. Its an archaic hold with the feudal past. Not only that, I'd bet the vast majority of the existing royal lineage ultimately comes from the success of war, betrayal and murder. Their properties should be turned into museums, parks and accommodation for the less fortunate. Then they can work and pay taxes like the rest of us.

Should be hearing Cookie Monster for Secretary of the Treasury any minute. Henceforth the US dollar will be tied to chocolate chip cookies.

I didn't vote mostly because I can't see me ever writing a novel here but I'm also pretty much 50/50 after reading all the comments.

My one thought is Lush is a writing site so doesn't it follow there should be a space for novels?

I don't know the criteria for a Novel but a minimum length and that overarching story curve would be a minimum.

I kind of lean towards an Omnium requiring a novel but i might feel differently if i had more than about 6 categories done. smile

I just can't see how the wheels don't fall off in 6 months. Given the only qualification seems to be loyalty to Putin's bitch the incompetence and lack of insight in these appointments is horrifying. Did Tucker get anything yet? If the media does its job most of these appointees are going to get pilloried over the next 4 years. They're too stupid to avoid tripping over themselves.

The cabinet looks like an overstuffed clown car.

Is it just me or is each announcement more ludicrous than the last? Seems like Tucker, MTG and Beetlejuice Barbie will be next.

Cover images rarely make a difference for me in whether I read a story but I do find some images either capture the mood or atmosphere of the story that might drive the picture I create in my head.

I typically use them for my stories and sometimes spend a lot of time trying to find the right image. For me I want the image to set the mood or atmosphere for the story. Or maybe just a 'feel'.

Hey All, I brought my own coffee, customized to my preference. Seeker I feel for you, they were doing road construction around my place but the city just does a small section then comes back the next year, does another small section and so on. I may have to re-involve myself in city politics.

What's all this chatter about drunk Mods? How would we tell the difference?

Oh, and thanx for sharing the trial and tribulations of project management. Reinforced why I quit. I'm SO relaxed!

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Looks like Harris somehow overspent her campaign budget and needs to find another $20M and she wanted to be in charge of spending our taxes? 🤣

Based on the scale of election spending ($14.4 billion in 2020) $20M is peanuts. Compare that to using criminal convictions to raise money and the $20 million pales in comparison to what Trump companies have gleaned from sucker investors, he doesn't pay his bills, monetized the Presidency and his companies have gone bankrupt 6 times. And that makes Trump a better choice? He also increased the US deficit by a record amount.

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Starting to feel like America has lost a new type of war where our enemies use propaganda to weaponize stupidity into voting for chaos agents to dismantle the US government and the US itself so we can then be actually conquered in the near future. Americans voted for a guy that placed an oligarch in a position to dismantle our institutions.

lol

that can't be real..."DOGE" as in "Dogecoin'? Its like puppets on a string.