Jeez. All this high falutin' advice. All stories should start with: "It was a dark and stormy night."
No but people who use them unsafely should be punished severely, e.g. idiots who set them off in or near bone dry forests. You should be a minimum age 18 to purchase or possess fireworks.
What do you call the TV controller (zombie gun)
What do you call the TV (zombie unit or idiot box)
What do you call fizzy juice (pop)
What do you call knickers (panties)
What do you call the end slices of bread (bread)
What do you call shopping trolley (cart)
What do you call a mobile phone (the end of civilization)
Nope. I look at least 10 years younger.
Depending on the definition of expert I'm probably not an expert in anything but I'm damn good at a bunch of stuff. I'm usually the guy that brings the divergent experts together because I can speak 'expert' in the two opposing viewpoints. I never got a degree but I'm qualified as: crane operator, underground miner, business analyst, project manager and hockey coach. I'm almost an expert in cycling, hockey and creating complete bullshit that fools people into thinking i know what I'm talking about.
I may be an expert fuckup. I'm really good at that.
Thank God I saved my camera, don't move!
I hope you have rolling papers, I managed to save the weed.
70F and sunny. Pretty much the same for the next week.
Definitely! After dinner I will spank her.
Slow dance for sure but define "nice." I'm pretty much expecting to misbehave.
Never take advice from strangers.
heidi can spank me, I kinda deserve it.
Congrats to Phil and all those who placed in the Top Ten. That's a pretty impressive list of some of Lush's best talents; glad I wasn't a judge.
Ha. Not so alone as you thought. Don't kiss heidi, you'll get monkey pox. Now, where did you hide pixie?
Hmmmm, this is the second time we've been stranded together Heidi. I'm starting to think you like me.
Definitely ties. Pretty stupid to affix a noose around your own neck if you ask me. Ties should be cancelled and especially tie bars, tie pins and tie tacks.
I gracefully model computer headsets while issuing instructions to annoying humans who reluctantly complete their assigned tasks then try to hide before I can find them and give them even more work. I spend approximately 50% of my day disagreeing with disagreeable people all of whom will come around to agree with me in approximately 60 days despite receiving absolutely zero new information to change their minds. For this enormous patience on my part I am then handsomely rewarded.
You just had to be seen, didn't you? How am I going to explain THIS to my girlfriend?
or
Took his key!
I'll bet. Spank Tantaleyes. Spank sprite. Spank heidi. Spank nicola.
