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LYFBUZ
2 hours ago
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The American one is OK, if you're sailing a yacht. Too much white though. It looks like Nautica did the design.

The Canadian one I actually kind of like except they need to ditch the jean jacket in favour of something more practical. The Canada flag in red should be on the shirt in place of the black (the flag is red and white, not in the colours of the Vegas Knights ffs.) I love the informality of the designs on the jacket.
Interesting question. I've never tried writing immediately after an orgasm, I'm just not in the right frame of mind. I noted Carlton's comment about things getting filthier as the personal tension builds. I hadn't thought about it before but that's true for me too. I have a few drafts that should never see the light of day. I blame the pandemic. I'm a nice boy.
Several times especially from one particular girl who I'm convinced had a mad desire to mark me as her own. She loved to bite my neck leaving very noticeable bruising & teeth marks. I rarely covered them up which led to some interesting speculation in the workplace which I completely ignored.
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European centimetres or Canadian centimeters?


That wouldn't matter, you would automatically go to the Canadian.
Unpierced, I hate it when I bang my teeth on a nipple piercing.
I realize you wanted to get me alone but did you have to sink the entire ship?
Home made chili with garlic bread followed by some old cheddar and a few grapes. I'm currently eyeing a mixed berry pie, brownies, lemon squares and/or Haagen Daz ice cream for dessert. I decided to indulge myself this weekend.
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What? People will give you free booze AND drugs?? I'm changing genders!


Definitely a Republican. Welcome back to membership status. smile
Sprite has a crush on you? What's to think about? Platinum all the way!
That is a beautiful bird. Is it Irish or Italian?

Love the missionary story.
Despicable behaviour by strangers. It would make a fun little fantasy to play out between lovers though.
Possibly but I have absolutely no idea what happened to the security video tape.

Have you been tempted to say "This is a stickup!" when walking into a store wearing your coronavirus mask?
No, but apparently heidi thinks I can read minds.

How old would you think you are if you didn't know how old you were?

EDIT: Weird. I swear that post was blank a minute ago.

My teeth usually at least three depending on social engagements.

How old would you think you are if you didn't know how old you were?
For sure. I would spend my time teaching IMPURE how to have pure thoughts. My definition of "pure" being remarkably liberal.
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If that is true you guys are seriously not living up to that. Do you guys all have sociology degrees or something? lol


I just saw this. I'd guess there is truth in that, possibly driven by available jobs in the field. On the other hand, Los Angeles, California has the 4th largest Canadian population of any North American city. We export a lot of the smart ones for the benefit of all humanity.
Pass on Markiemark but I'll but him a drink. I will spank Heidi though. And Sprite.
Yes, only I don't hint for a raise I pretty much demand. I'm in a fortunate position where I am not easily replaced so of course I take full advantage.

Have you ever broken into a house and stolen something?
Congratulations tam, elliot & Liz, the Top 10 (9?) and all those brave and talented enough to enter. As always, outstanding writing!
I have been hit by moving vehicles while cycling more than a dozen times yet always without serious injury. In all cases the driver took off except one where the driver stopped about 100 feet ahead of me then took off when I got up. I am absolutely convinced Heidi was driving at least one of those vehicles.
I was at fault on only one occasion when I attempted to cycle under a truck.
280 off the tee but I can't keep the fucker on the fairway
Given my age and lack of eloquence my reaction was essentially "That was fucking GREAT! Can we do it again?" Like others, losing your virginity was a rite of passage that was a common thread in young male conversations mostly filled with lies. Once I knew it was going to happen there was definitely a mix of relief, pride and chest thumping. That was a good night.