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LYFBUZ
3 hours ago
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Troublemaker
Pure accident. I was looking for a certain store with a similar name and it came up in the search. So being a typical guy, the second I saw "adult" stories I clicked. The first story I read was by Dancing Doll which is a pretty good place to start. Then I found the Forums. Smartassery Abounds! And here I am. Feels like home.
What would cause you to leave Lush?
What would cause you to leave Lush?
Troublemaker
Ontario, Canada
Biggest misconceptions seem to be it is always cold and snowy, we're all socialists in Canada and the country is some kind of backwater with little talent.
The reality: we have 4 distinct seasons, summer temps are often in the 90's; a bad winter can be harsh but we're tough so we just go about our business; Canada is no more socialist than the US other than our social programs are typically more generous and we're the most highly educated country on the planet. I live in a small town but we have world class science facilities and our technology is used all over the world including by NASA.
Biggest misconceptions seem to be it is always cold and snowy, we're all socialists in Canada and the country is some kind of backwater with little talent.
The reality: we have 4 distinct seasons, summer temps are often in the 90's; a bad winter can be harsh but we're tough so we just go about our business; Canada is no more socialist than the US other than our social programs are typically more generous and we're the most highly educated country on the planet. I live in a small town but we have world class science facilities and our technology is used all over the world including by NASA.
Troublemaker
Evening all.
Interesting to see the frigid weather in places where its typically much warmer. To add to TerriMedic's excellent advice:
Layer clothing in easy to remove layers, the idea is to be warm not sweating.
If your feet are cold put on a hat.
I'd like a hot chocolate please.
Interesting to see the frigid weather in places where its typically much warmer. To add to TerriMedic's excellent advice:
Layer clothing in easy to remove layers, the idea is to be warm not sweating.
If your feet are cold put on a hat.
I'd like a hot chocolate please.
Troublemaker
Cream then jam you Philistines. As uxblr graciously explained the cream is in place of the butter. Do you jam your toast first then put on the butter?
This order of construction provides the optimum viscosity of surface (the cream) against the jam to optimize the interplay of flavours between scone, cream and jam. Anything else is heresy.
This order of construction provides the optimum viscosity of surface (the cream) against the jam to optimize the interplay of flavours between scone, cream and jam. Anything else is heresy.
Troublemaker
Quote by HeraTeleia
JFC. I come home to this:
Those are two not fully grown Bielefelder hens (they're super slow to mature, but are huge, dual purpose chickens) eyeballing Loud through the patio door window, plus Ruth (a Barnevelder, another threatened breed), or at least half of her (she's the darker one) and another Bielefelder's butt.
I'm living in a damn horror movie.
Loud has his own coterie of dirty girls hovering at his window? Damn I'm impressed.
Troublemaker
Wait! I've got it. The family moves to the chicken coop and either:
a) Loud follows the family an accepts the coop as its new home at which time the family may stealthily relocate back to the house
b) Loud and the chickens get the house, the family gets the chicken coop. Don't forget the whitewash.
a) Loud follows the family an accepts the coop as its new home at which time the family may stealthily relocate back to the house
b) Loud and the chickens get the house, the family gets the chicken coop. Don't forget the whitewash.
Troublemaker
Meh trolls. I honestly don't know if I've ever been victimized, I don't pay that much attention. If I got a 2 I'd be curious too, what they didn't like about it. I get a lot of nice comments and feedback from people whose opinion I value, including many Rumps regulars. That counts.
Maybe check the Jameson stash, it could be a nefarious scheme to distract you while the booty is plundered.
I'd like a hot chocolate please with a healthy splash of peppermint schnapps.
Maybe check the Jameson stash, it could be a nefarious scheme to distract you while the booty is plundered.
I'd like a hot chocolate please with a healthy splash of peppermint schnapps.
Troublemaker
Sea Monkeys. Back in the day I was a bit of a comic book kid and everyone of them had a page of ads for stuff like sea monkeys, Charles Atlas and all kinds of strange and unusual stuff. I remember ordering these crystals that grew like stalagmites in wild vibrant colours. Winter here has been mercifully mild with only about 6 inches of snow on the ground. In a bad winter driving can be an adventure and I've found myself doing unexpected 360's. In one snowstorm I was in two accidents in one day. I was actually hitchhiking at the time and ended up getting two consecutive rides that ended in no-injury accidents.
Take care if you drive Verbs.
Do you have snow tires down your way?
As an interesting side note bad weather here is often caused by a "Colorado Low." Thanx!
Hope everyone is well, I'll just have a hot chocolate with some peppermint schnapps please.
Take care if you drive Verbs.
Do you have snow tires down your way?
As an interesting side note bad weather here is often caused by a "Colorado Low." Thanx!
Hope everyone is well, I'll just have a hot chocolate with some peppermint schnapps please.
