Quote by sprite
i am still working on my Lord of the Bukkake trilogy...
The Fellowship of the Cock
the Two Cum Showers
The Return of the Bukakke
Just as long as you don't do "The Bobbitt"
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LYFBUZ
22 hours ago
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Troublemaker
Evening all.
Reaches out hand to pinch sprite's ass
One for scott and another for sprite, I'll have a vodka tonic please.
Hope everyone has a safe weekend, mine is looking up. I said hello in Chinese to the pretty cashier at the store. I could see her smile right through her mask. Then I checked out her ass.
Reaches out hand to pinch sprite's ass
One for scott and another for sprite, I'll have a vodka tonic please.
Hope everyone has a safe weekend, mine is looking up. I said hello in Chinese to the pretty cashier at the store. I could see her smile right through her mask. Then I checked out her ass.
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When I started to think about this I realized I've had a vastly entertaining life:
- watched: yes several times
- filmed: no, I have strict rules about leaving evidence behind
- voyeured: at least twice I know about, one of which resulted in an arrest (the voyeur not me)
- hotel windows, one of which was in Niagara Falls window facing the American side.
- watched: yes several times
- filmed: no, I have strict rules about leaving evidence behind
- voyeured: at least twice I know about, one of which resulted in an arrest (the voyeur not me)
- hotel windows, one of which was in Niagara Falls window facing the American side.
Troublemaker
Quote by Verbal
I pay bills my mail if they change from month to month, so water, gas, electricity, yadayadayada. I want to see the amount they charged before I approve payment, and snail mail is the easiest way to assure it.
What's your biggest monthly household expense, besides rent/mortgage?
Food (I like to eat well) although my property taxes are close behind.
Do you have the option to pay most or all of your bills through your bank?
(Up this way I get nearly all my bills via email or by accessing the supplier's website then pay the bills online via my bank. Typically you can pay the bill about 24 hours before the due date to ensure bank processing time)
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Quote by delacruzinforjosh
...so next week's WL is the eleventh episode...which we're getting on the eleventh.
Elevenception? Or should it really be the 121st episode by way of square roots?
Hey Xander. I believe that's an elevegasm.
BTW: How tall is Jane?
Don't think we've been introduced. Call me Lyf. I'm mostly a nice Canadian boy or if you believe others, something of a reprobate.
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Quote by sprite
you didn't really just refer to my lack of height, did you...?
Don't be silly, if James was referring to your height he would have used the appropriate term: "short-ass shorty"
Greeting all, next rounds on me. I'll have a Grey Goose with freshly squeezed red grapefruit juice please.
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Hey everyone. Hope everyone got what they wanted for Xmas. That's a great avatar susie, very festive and sexy. Anyone make any new year's resolutions? Thought I would share mine below.
My Top Ten LUSH resolutions for 2021:
1) Have at least one sensual woman read one of my stories and beg me to accept her complete surrender.
2) Send at least one FR this year
3) Seduce sprite (See #1 above)
4) Update my profile since its been about 6 years
5) Read and comment on 365 stories this year; wait maybe 52 stories; no 12, yeah, that I can commit to. 12.
6) Flirt with Nicola
7) Initiate a conversation with a complete stranger just because her avatar is hot.
8) Obtain nude photos of all Mods for future “investment.”
9) Check Lush store for penis enlargement products. For a friend.
10) Steal Jen’s umbrella collection.
My Top Ten LUSH resolutions for 2021:
1) Have at least one sensual woman read one of my stories and beg me to accept her complete surrender.
2) Send at least one FR this year
3) Seduce sprite (See #1 above)
4) Update my profile since its been about 6 years
5) Read and comment on 365 stories this year; wait maybe 52 stories; no 12, yeah, that I can commit to. 12.
6) Flirt with Nicola
7) Initiate a conversation with a complete stranger just because her avatar is hot.
8) Obtain nude photos of all Mods for future “investment.”
9) Check Lush store for penis enlargement products. For a friend.
10) Steal Jen’s umbrella collection.
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I'm with GMO here. First off, making certain assumptions about your age, you're an older married guy telling the 16 year old daughter of your neighbour she is "smoking hot"? Very very bad idea. Presuming your motivation is 100% intended to boost her self-esteem that isn't the way to do it.
I'd suggest maintaining a certain distance. Find a better way if you want to help her confidence but keep in mind its not really your responsibility. Sounds like a better job for her family and your wife, the second mom. This may have been a combination of alcohol, a crush or just innocence but its also a potential powderkeg. I don't think a genuine kind compliment is necessarily problematic but you may want to ask your wife for advice in terms of what is ok.
Pretty sure the Gals will have better advice than me.
I'd suggest maintaining a certain distance. Find a better way if you want to help her confidence but keep in mind its not really your responsibility. Sounds like a better job for her family and your wife, the second mom. This may have been a combination of alcohol, a crush or just innocence but its also a potential powderkeg. I don't think a genuine kind compliment is necessarily problematic but you may want to ask your wife for advice in terms of what is ok.
Pretty sure the Gals will have better advice than me.
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Quote by sprite
nope, he's not. i let him know ahead of times and he's his usually, oh well, no big deal, self. and now he's trying to get me to give him a cyber blow job to soften the blow, so yeah, i think we're good. lol
I don't recall using the word "cyber."
Much thanks to all for the support on my story which definitely strayed off topic as my stories often do. Been working through the entries and there is an absolutely stellar pile of great stories, many by Rumps' regulars. Hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps and marshmallow topping all round. Make sure you put at least 3 ounces of schnapps in Sprite's choccy.
Encourage everyone to take a look at the latest entries, haven't read them all but Wilful and PNG both have great last minute entries most deserving of votes.
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Quote by PNGd
Over the years, I posted over 250 stories and poems on the two sites. I had over 2.5 million views and wrote a series that was novel length.
Why the hell can't I write or edit anymore? Grrr.
I'm now up to 4200 words. I suppose I could hypenate ever word, making my story one long word according to the counter.
Sigh. A wee break, then back to the story. The clock is ticking...
I can relate Ping, my entry has about 3800 words, needs about 200 words to pull it all together and as you say, the clock is ticking. I better have a straight whiskey, I've heard drinking helps with writing. Put Ping's drinks on my tab too. If we don't finish our Comp stories in time at least we will be too drunk to care.
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Quote by Verbal
I was BORN on the naughty list, Mr. Acronym. And I'm getting a StarSense autoaligner for my telescope from Santa!
HUGS
Woke up at 10 a.m. this morning UNEMPLOYED! Got a story to edit before publication, a new one being born, and two stories I finished this month. So, ending the year with a bang, writing-wise.
Emma, that super-Covid sounds like the beginning of a sci-fi novel. Please stay safe. And to you and Kat: no more talk of this "no coffee" scenario. That strikes fear deep in my bones. A life without coffee is not worth living.
Digging the Supertramp, Carl. I'll be around for so Jamesons soon. Finished off the last of the Elijah Craig this weekend.
Hey, everyone else. Bill. James. Xan. Alt Scott. Weird Cute Bunny Girl. The Unquenchable Curvy.
Köffee would be a balm.
* eyes StarSense covetously * I'm jealous, I know I can fit a camera to my telescope but I haven't tried, I think I need some parts. Or maybe a new, bigger telescope. I'd ask Santa but I too am on the Naughty List and the red bastard hasn't come through for me since I wanted that chemistry set when I was 4.
I enjoy my chai but without coffee I am incomprehensible before noon.
Lots of entries in the Comp! Good luck to all especially those still writing.
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"HO HO HO" * Lyf struts through the doors in his Santa Claus costume * I'll just sit on this throne over here and you can all come sit on my knee and tell you what you want for Xmas. But I warn you, I know who has been naughty. Mr Rumps sir, if i could have a bottle of your finest Scotch please. Better pour for everyone, I can tell by their guilty faces they're all on the Naughty List. Nevermind, tell Santa what you want for Xmas anyway. HO HO HO