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I'd switch exercise regimes. Walking is great but you'll get a much better effect from numerous other exercises. Try cycling or swimming for something that's easier on the body. I'd also suggest light weight work or those giant rubber band things. Just ease back into it and take your time.
If you really want to walk get fitted for good quality shoes, it may help.
I pretty much wore out my knees running and switched to cycling. MUCH easier on the body, unless you hammer it. (You'll want to)
I'm a bit put off by the term "DISCORD." Now if it said "THIS CORD?" I might be tempted.
You started a thread? All you had to do was PM me. Shall I forward a copy of my investment portfolio and a pic of my toybox?
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my limit is pretty much 3 inches and i tend to go for more clunky heels. i have the same issue Beth has. i'm short, which does mean that 3 inches is pretty damn effective. smile


well that's certainly good news.
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I often use a dating app. Yesterday I met a guy and we had a date. It was awfully boring. When we chatting we talk an hours but in real life there was absolutely nothing to talk about. Did you had the such problem? Maybe it's just not my person. Or is it just the disadvantages of online dating.
How do you choose dating sites? of course I tried to search for myself and read a lot of like this one - https://
But still, where do you meet?


Where do you meet? Every where. Just say hello to people, you'll be surprised how well that works.
Some excellent choices above but can't believe no one has mentioned Penelope Cruz. If you haven't seen her in "Nine":



Never understand why people want to start their day by putting a noose around their neck. I'm expected to wear a tie for work but almost never do, maybe if the CEO is coming or for an important corporate event. Even then the odds are 50/50 and I don't think I've ever worn a tie for an entire work day. I've probably worn a tie around my head (like a Rambo head band) about as often as I've worn a tie around my neck. I won't comment on their useful for the bedroom.
When I do wear a tie usually Windsor or Half-Windsor.
I sometimes fuck up the knot deliberately so the girls at work come up to me and fix it.
Coffee please, morning everyone.
I hate waiting for service people, how hard can it be to narrow the window during which they will arrive? They can't generate a text message when the person leaves their last call? They are so bad at planning they have absolutely no idea when the person will arrive?
Can Bertha be hooked up to me intravenously? I feel like today is going to be a long day.

Happy Friday everyone!
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I like a mixture of both, tbh. I follow certain authors because most of the time, you know what you'll get if you've read enough of their work. You know to expect in terms of style and quality.

However, I do like to be surprised sometimes and it's great when an author tries something new, or I stumble across a newly published member to this site and it's fresh and of great quality.

I think it's a good exercise to change up a style or play around with themes, etc. It can be a good challenge in finding what works for you and how to write in new and different ways. There are also the added benefits of potentially bringing in new readers and followers.


I agree with Laura. I never read a story based on what I expect but I frequently return to authors who I've read before and found their writing to be of excellent quality. Many of the best writers here have impressed the hell out of me by being unpredictable or writing something that was different from their other work be it style or genre.
Other than showering regularly, brushing my teeth and assorted other personal hygiene practices can't say as I do anything special. Since I'm not married sex is more likely to be spontaneous. If I'm going on a date I'd be a touch more scrupulous and always brush my teeth at the last possible minute. Curious what others have to say about it.
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you're wrong. it's all about Sarah Alexander in coupling. mmmm.



also, jennifer aniston is boooooring.


Hell yes but let's not forget the spectacular guest appearance of Alison King




Two shows I couldn't stand that everyone else seemed to love: Friends and Seinfeld.
Morning all, coffee for me please.
I seem to always miss the brownies. Oh well, at least I bought my own smoke and I'm happy to share.
Anybody know how old Sprite is? Anyone dare to guess? Raise your hand if you imagined her in her birthday suit.
Breakfast wrap with eggs, Tex Mex cheese, spring onions and green peppers. Plain Greek yogurt with fresh raspberries. Coffee.
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fact: no matter what scoring system we have put in place, people are going to bitch about it. i see two solutions. 1) leave the current system in place. 2) do away with scoring altogether. personally, i like #2. expect some changes in the next few weeks.


If there's no scoring how the hell am I going to punish you with "1"s?
Congrats Saucy, Apollo and Milik. That Top 10 is a pretty impressive list of talented writers too, one helluva competition! Good on everyone who entered, not always easy to put your work out there.
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some days, i'd take the $10.00 and split. smile and yes, that is a serious answer. not every day, certainly, but there ARE days like that.

that said, a million would be hard to turn down, and the people who really matter to me here i can keep in touch with off site, so...



Would you take $10 and DO the splits?
The problem isn't the range of 1 - 5, the problem is we refer to these as "scores." Very confusing, I have not scored even once because of a story I wrote.. Very misleading.

Henceforth, we should refer to the 'scores' as "Canucks." 1 Canuck, 2 Canucks, etc. I know you're smiling.
I'm leaving Lush the second Sprite takes me on as her houseboy. We haven't determined how much I have to pay her yet.

I'd leave Lush for $1 million. Pretty sure I can fill the gaps with that kind of cash, won't my Lush friends be THRILLED to find me on their doorsteps?


Congratulation Sprite! Our tireless dynamo who also happens to have the best ass on Lush. I also have it on good authority that cherry Jello works as well as the blancmange. Rachel has always been a great supporter of writers here and I'm lucky to count her as a friend. The very best of people. heart
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Howdy folks
A large sweet tea please
Any brownies left ?
Had to go grocery shopping and it was too busy for my liking


This made me laugh. I HATE grocery shopping. "Too busy for my liking" in my mind is more than 3 people. In the store. I loved when I had a big 24 hour grocery store near my condo, I used to shop at 3AM. I'm getting agitated just thinking about it.
I better have a chamomile tea or something like it. Yes Glennfiddich would be perfect thank you.
If I'm dead why aren't I in heaven and who's the blond chick with the cattleprod?