Coffee for me please.
Why do they call it "Ashes"? After playing that strange game do they burn those wicket thingies and those funny looking bats once they realize how silly they look on those sweaters?
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LYFBUZ
2 hours ago
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Troublemaker
Have to say the Milik-Simmie and Verbal-LJ stories are beautifully uplifting. As for me, my dreamgirl will always be Sprite. I think I'm making progress, she hasn't threatened me with physical violence for several hours now. Perhaps she'll stop in a buy me a drink. * sigh *
World Cup Curious Annie? NHL hockey is only a month away. Coolest game on earth.
Coffee for me to start please.
PS Anyone know if you can make tea with catnip?
World Cup Curious Annie? NHL hockey is only a month away. Coolest game on earth.
Coffee for me to start please.
PS Anyone know if you can make tea with catnip?
Troublemaker
I don't really care if anyone reads my profile or not though to me it's just a basic courtesy.
As a general rule I do read profiles especially before posting after them in a Forum. I pretty much never send friend requests so that isn't really a factor for me, I'm certainly not going to send an FR to someone who states "no men" or anything similar. Having said that, other than avoiding something that is a stated dislike (e.g. no porn on walls ) I pretty much treat people the same regardless of stated interests or orientation unless you're an asshole. As for folks who have very different interests than mine I would consider that a plus as I'm likely to find them interesting and might learn about something new.
I avoid chatrooms like the plague, not my scene at all and the few times I've ventured in to a public room I've found people (yeah mostly men) incredibly rude and obnoxious. I get enough of that shit in real life thanx.
As a general rule I do read profiles especially before posting after them in a Forum. I pretty much never send friend requests so that isn't really a factor for me, I'm certainly not going to send an FR to someone who states "no men" or anything similar. Having said that, other than avoiding something that is a stated dislike (e.g. no porn on walls ) I pretty much treat people the same regardless of stated interests or orientation unless you're an asshole. As for folks who have very different interests than mine I would consider that a plus as I'm likely to find them interesting and might learn about something new.
I avoid chatrooms like the plague, not my scene at all and the few times I've ventured in to a public room I've found people (yeah mostly men) incredibly rude and obnoxious. I get enough of that shit in real life thanx.
Troublemaker
Quote by noll
I didn't bring up religion in that thread. But I admit that you and I had a short discussion related to religion. Those posts were actually still in some way related to the subject of mass shootings in the US. That soon ended when SilverGlaze entered and made it about my contributions to other threads. From then on is the discussion that I, like Jack, think that got the thread locked. And I can only admit that I took part in that discussion. Like you took part in our discussion before that. So feel free if you want to claim that you took part in the discussion that got the thread locked.
Perhaps Sprite wants to elaborate a bit more on her decision.
I don't see any need for elaboration. I'm very confident the kinds of exchanges that occurred in the locked thread are a major annoyance to the vast majority of members. Its too bad the Think Tank isn't more about rational debate than trading barbs and insults.
Troublemaker
You may already be doing this but you could start with EP's and RRs although you would still need to winnow through them to your specific interests or length. Judging by your fav stories and who you are following looks like you have found some of the top Lush writers. My suggestion would be to follow more authors, if you are looking for the best writers check out results from Comps, ask around or check out who your friends are following. I wouldn't put too much stock in scores especially at a 4 or above. I have a few stories at or near a 5 average and they are certainly not of the same quality as the work by the best writers here. There is always the Flash category. If you like an author check out there page for more work or watch for links on the initial story that will take you to another story by that same author.
How long of a story do you find 'too long'?
You may want to check out this thread for a bunch of authors who others like
https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postst38242_Who-is-YOUR-favorite-author-on-Lush.aspx
How long of a story do you find 'too long'?
You may want to check out this thread for a bunch of authors who others like
https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postst38242_Who-is-YOUR-favorite-author-on-Lush.aspx
Troublemaker
I'm not sure I splurge much as I tend to shop deals but I do occasionally get carried away. I don't like shopping for clothes for myself so I typically buy tons of stuff at once e.g. 10 dress shirts if the price is right. Most people would think I spend money on weird stuff that strikes me in the moment. I bought a very pricey bicycle although it was on sale but significantly over my budget. I once bought a guitar I didn't need in Woodstock NY because well hey it was Woodstock (yes I know the festival was actually held some distance away.) I spend money like water on vacations and occasionally splurge on the women I love. I tend to buy quality.
I do splurge on ice cream. I don't care what it costs, if its top quality I buy it.
I do splurge on ice cream. I don't care what it costs, if its top quality I buy it.
Troublemaker
Good morning everyone! Coffee for me please! I'm really looking forward to a full day of office tedium and can't wait to get to work. If that wasn't already exciting and interesting enough I work in an office building filled with women whom I intend to outrageously flirt with. Might be helpful if the Rumplators could start me up a bail fund. Just in case.
Troublemaker
Coffee for me please. Speaking of, the lovely browncoffee has a new story up. (About time too.) As you may have expected its brilliant. Hope everyone has a safe weekend. Up here in the North its a long weekend. Traditionally we Canadians spend the weekend making offerings to the Sun God and finishing all those jobs we put off because the weather was too nice. of course if the weather is nice (and it is) said jobs will be put off until Thanksgiving.
Troublemaker
Quote by Buz
And quit wasting money on diet plans to lose weight, when it's simple - just burn more calories than you take in.
People always overthink all this or go to great lengths and expense seeking an easy way to achieve it.
Yep.
And ignore the calorie counters on machines at the gym. They're all over-inflated bullshit.
Troublemaker
The wetness or tightness definitely differs. Other than that I find most women are very similar although I would categorize them loosely into 3 groups, where the differences have more to do with other factors; experience, enthusiasm, emotional attachment, adventurous, etc. The 3 groups would be very average, good and great. Not a criticism of women in any way, its often compatibility or the guy's technique. Milik makes an interesting point about women who have had children. I agree although I think its because they are less inhibited after giving birth. Be curious to hear what women have to say about that.
Troublemaker
My personal preference are stories about 3000 words or less but if the story is well written the length becomes immaterial. I don't have a lot of time to read so shorter stories are more appealing. If you are breaking a 9000 word story into 3 separate chapters that would definitely work for me. If your slow burn is good I'll enjoy it as much as the actual sex itself. A good Flash that's sex from the word go is great but I like stories that develop naturally and build the characters.
Troublemaker
Quote by CuriousAnnie
Well as soon as you mentioned competition and lawn mower porn ideas ... The grass was always greener on the other side of the fence, thought Buz-cut, as he spied his newly married neighbour edging, edging her herbaceous borders to be clear. He was still Black and Deckered that his wife had trimmed his sails, smoked his grass, and run off with the Victor, the Victor lawn mower salesman, leaving him with nothing to ride on and only shears to keep the lawn tidy. John Deered him about a Bad Boy and when he gazed at her lying on the longing grass dressed in a blade of material running up her bum, he Hayter-ed to admit it but John had a point ....
Now I must run, duty calls
I see you've met Ping. Wanna share a cannoli?