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LYFBUZ
6 hours ago
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Quote by Verbal


Okay, that was pretty funny. Good luck with the little orange dude.

Thanks for the set-up and the donuts Fuzzy!

Welcome to the bar, sr. Stay away from that chick with the taser. She's really quite insane.

As requested by Fuzzy, here is a picture of my new baby. I love her so.



Köffee please!


Nice Verbal. I love my cordless mower. Had it for almost 10 years and it looks brand new and runs perfect. Best mower I ever had.

Drinks on me, I'll have a diet Coke, I have to drive later.
Tried one once, I bit her a bit too aggressively and she flew out the window.
Quote by GraceW


When do we eat, and are we eating lasagna or Nicola?


I'll eat Sprite; Grace, you can have Nicola and the lasagna.
Good morning ladies. * tips hat *
Coffee for me please and a brownie. I'll just take a seat on one of those dusty thrones. They look sadly empty.
Coffee please. Hope everyone is having a great weekend!

I've never had any problems with cats in my yard but i do get the occasional bad dog owner. I borrow Sprite's taser for that.
Quote by Bunny_W
I'm comfortable with any and all. How much you paying? lol


Pretty sure we can work something out.
Close, I also have spurs on.

Person below: shorts and a loose cotton top
Congrats Chris, appreciate all your hard work and especially your generous and thoughtful comments on stories. Cheers!
Pretty sure Veronica43 is a cam girl or a Russian proxy intent on influencing the next US presidential election. Possibly both.
Morning all. Coffee for me please. With a shot of Bailey's. Good luck to everyone in the Comp. Not sure if I'll enter. I have the kernel of an idea but it seems kinda corny.
Yes, a few times. The other guy started it.

Have you ever been on a cycling vacation?
90 degrees, low humidity, SW breeze, bright blue sky, temperatures will drop significantly for bed time. Pretty much the same forecast for the week too.
Quote by Jen
Afternoon, folks. Well, it's afternoon in Singapore. I'll be leaving this godforsaken land of sweat and humidity shortly for blessedly cool and rainy Scotland, but for now I'll have a beer.

I verified this comp story a couple of days ago and it's really good. Some tentacle sex for those who like that. But it's a new author and he could use some love to make sure he gets over the 10 votes mark. Thanks in advance. See y'all on the other, cooler side.

J x

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/monster-sex/-praise-him-.aspx


"godforsaken land of sweat and humidity"? You in Singapore or at Sprite's house?

Coffee for me please.

Wondering if its time to install a metal detector at the entrance? Lot of weapons showing up in here. I totally fixed Taser Tart's taser. Now it just continually vibrates at random levels. Probably won't see our little blonde dynamo for a few days...
Quote by sprite


it's never been cool. in fact, it's still not cool. lol


We can get tasers in Canada too ya know.

Vodka and tonic for me and drinks for all please.
My apologies everyone, I see I have neglected my drink-buying responsibilities. Drinks on me today, all day. (I'll fiddle the receipts later.)

I love brownies. I wonder if Tawny would like one?

Happy Birthday Grace!

Just a coffee for me. I have stuff to do.
How did this happen? Did Sprite “accidentally” taser her own sexy ass?

Very surprised to get this badge, definitely humbling and embarrassing especially since I’m such an introvert. Really.
Feels kinda trippy too with so many good people saying nice things. Anyway, thanks to everyone for the kind words, those who put me up for this and Sprite of course. Never saw myself as an awesome Lushie; I make a few smartass forum posts, stir up trouble and only have a few stories posted. Seems a bit meagre compared to the contributions of so many of you.

So, like you, I’m left wondering: ‘What? Lyfbuz?‘

Except I know the real reason for this award: Sprite has a madly intense crush on me. It’s a little uncomfortable at times but mostly I like it. Actually I love it.



Love that dress too Jen. Do we get to tie her to a flagpole?
Quote by lilwhipp


Works even better if you use "lilwhipp"

E.g. I was playing with my bubbles and lilwhipp.
Howdy all. I'd like a vodka tonic with lime please Mr Rumps.

I'm up for the BBQ at Milik & Simmie's. I won't be needing a brat thank you, I already have one. She is sizzling hot though.

Ping, I wouldn't be too worried about being invited back to your friend's; they did invite you this time. Surely they know all about you...

Losing your work sucks. I have my Autosave set for 5 minutes but regularly find new and inventive ways to fuck up.

Ten straight hours of meetings and conference calls today. Best I have another vodka.

PS I really think Sprite should be cut off. She's showing signs of serious inebriation. Being a nice Canadian boy I am resisting the urge to take her out to the dumpster hot tub in her current condition. But I'm weakening.
Spank with my hand on the softer parts. For the ass I Start with my hand then switch to a paddle. I have a nice collection of custom made paddles that leave a word imprinted on the naughty girl's ass. Immensely satisfying to see the word "SLUT" imprinted on her sexy ass.
#7
#15 for banana bread

Just for the record I prefer peaches over bananas.
Actually yes. On my cock. I wrap it in a spiral pattern with electrical tape so it gets tanned like a barber shop pole. For some reason this seems to encourage swirling motions by women during blowjobs. How do I stay hard during my tanning sessions? Easy. I think of Sprite. Naked.
Masturbation for me is more an occasional thing when Bunny is not home. Usually she fulfills all my needs and then some. I love watching her make herself cum.
I would like a lemonade please, in honour of browncoffee's recent reappearance.

I can't believe Sprite didn't mention the new table dancing sensation.