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LYFBUZ
13 hours ago
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
I thought the men were dancing, turns out it's just the after-effects of the taser.

I got your book as well Jeff.

I'll be sitting quietly in the corner watching to see who Sprite tases next.

I'll have a gin and tonic with lime, please.

Cheers.



Thanx a lot Gillian, that WAS me dancing. The taser had no effect at all, I've built up quite a tolerance.
Quote by Verbal


(poke). *runs away*

If you don't get hot and bothered then I've lost my touch. smile Here's a dollar, just in case. If you find the story, um, satisfying, slide it into your g-string and consider it a tip.




I think things are really looking up here at Rumps! I'd like a vodka with red grapefruit juice please and can I change this $100 for a bunch of ones? What time does the show start?
I don't know what all the fuss is about, its not like it was a package of Bourbon Cremes.
Not so much when a woman is just wearing tight clothing but watching the appearance of a camel toe, her suffused vaginal lips pressing against her now soaking silk panties as you tease her with your fingers and urgent whispers of what you're going to do next, well, that's a whole other thing.
This happens to me occasionally, it's no big deal. I agree with Verbal, its usually flattering. Nothing has ever happened but I'd like to think I handle it with much more grace than the first time I was hit on.
I do like to share Bunny on occasion. I find it intensely arousing to watch her take another cock in her mouth. If you're lucky she'll share with you in one of her stories.
Good morning everyone! Weather here is great, high 80's and sunny, forecast is the same for the next week. I love summer. Think I'll join Bunny in a mimosa; seems just right for this morning.
Started working my way through the Comp entries, best of luck everyone.
Yeah, Thanx Mods! Aside from the enormous contribution to the site they're also a great group of people. Speaking from personal experience, they are always supportive and helpful and a huge reason I spend so much time here. Of course, I do have my favourite.
Hey everyone! A round of bourbon on my tab. There is a Jim Beam warehouse on fire in Kentucky with a potential loss of 6 million bottles of bourbon. Tragic.
Quote by seeker4
Depends on the workout. The more I am into the activity, the more I like it. An hour riding the trails on my real bike beats an hour on my stationary bike, for instance. Unfortunately, bike trails around here tend to turn into x-country ski trails for a non-insignificant part of the year and I'm not a skier.


You may want to try a fat tire bike for winter seeker although they require significantly more effort than a regular mountain bike. Some winter X-country trails allow fat bikes although in my experience most don't. I find x-country skiing is a perfect winter sport for bike enthusiasts although I prefer hockey.

As for me I love working out; the endorphin rush, the sense of accomplishment and overall health benefits. I actually get annoyed when I have to miss a workout. Having said that I'd rather be out biking, hiking or paddling; the workouts are also meant to enhance the sport-specific performance. I try to balance workouts with fairly intense physical sports activity. I pretty much despise doing cardio in the gym and nearly always do something outside.
Its just the AI telling you its time to write a story. Its a minor inconvenience; Lush is a great site. I get more down time at work and we spend millions on our IT systems.
Jen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A lovely woman and extremely talented writer. Congrats, well deserved for everything you do here and bring to the community.

LYFBUZ Salad: baby spinach, sliced cuke, plum tomatoes, baby carrots, peach slices, mandarin segments, blueberries and almonds.
A bottle of Cristal that we would share in a dark, quiet booth.
Quote by Liz
What?! I demand a recount! Jen awarded me "a points".



Congrats, DeviantSusie!


Jen did mention something about a consolation prize...
Morning everyone! Coffee for me please. Happy Canada Day!
Avatar Contest is now closed

The winner is: deviantsusie

deviantsusie: We'll be in touch re the Platinum membership.

Congratulations to our winner and everyone else who entered or supported the contest. Voting was close with a broad range in judge’s favourites. There were some truly amazing avatars and a winner was difficult to determine. There were a number of exceptional bribes and beautiful, meaningful posts too!
Each judge was asked to rank their 5 favs with 5 pts awarded for 1st fav, 4 pts for 2nd, etc. Interestingly deviantsusie was the only avatar that made all the judges top 5. Verbal was close behind.

Special thanx to Jen, curvygalore, browncoffee and MollyDoll for helping determine a winner. Extra special thanks to Nicola for donating the Platinum membership prize.

Happy Pride Month! Let’s not forget for the rest of the year.


Don’t forget to read, vote, score and comment on the Pride Story Competition!




This image was taken recently outside of the Stonewall Inn, NYC where a June 28, 1969 police raid became a catalyst for equal rights for those identifying as LGBTQ+. I like to think the individual in the pic was there in 1969 and now here he is, 50 years later, declining in years but knowing he was once a part of something so important. Sadly things are not yet equal. Regardless of your sexual identity please support equal rights for all. Love is love.
Quote by Bunny_W
Lyfbuz bullied me into writing a story for the contest, which I have just submitted. Once it's up, I'd be very grateful if people would read it? Thanks and I hope you're all having a wonderful morning. It's Canada Day weekend here, so one extra day to play! I feel like I should be doing something to help out so... *polishes the bar and the tables*


"Bullied"? That's a bit of an exaggeration; it was more 'graciously encouraged'. Speaking of helping out, Tawny and I need your assistance in the stockroom. You did write a terrific story though.
Morning/afternoon everyone!!!

I'd like a coffee with a lilwhipp on top please.
I brought my own cup * eyes bar china and glasses dubiously *


Quote by lilwhipp
music makes my soul sing


Sing me your endless melody