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LYFBUZ
16 hours ago
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Quote by lilwhipp
“The kiss and the bite are such close cousins.” —Heinrich von Kleist


Bite me - LYFBUZ
Quote by sprite


Have I won yet?


Hush you. Pretty sure you already won the grand prize.
DEADLINE to enter is today, June 28, 2019 at 9PM PST. See original post for contest rules. Good luck everyone!
Quote by _Zelda_
I hope I'm still in time to participate in this? Please please please? I like Lush so far and I can never afford a membership.
It's ok though as long as I'm in time to at least be considered now.

I don't know Nicola, Jen, or Sprite, but if looking up at you, smacking your ass, while biting your butt, or licking between your breasts will help me?
Then I warn you that your butt and your nipples won't be all I'm biting and circling my tongue into. giggles

Hmmm. Something is wrong with the site maybe? I clicked my settings but it only shows an error, whatever a "general error" means, some others are having the same problem they tell me, so I can't get to my settings, my mail, or anything to change my avatar, but this is my entry below if it is ok?
It is within the required correct avatar size. I read about that.

It's the first GIF image I've ever made. I used EZGIF.com
I'm sure there are others much better than my quick offering, I only found out about this just today, but I'm glad to participate and meet other people maybe, if that is part of it.
I really want a Lush membership. Maybe I can get one later if I don't win anything. :-)
I have a couple of stories I should finish writing anyway.

Oh No, it's not working, gawd. Hmmm, the link?
YAAAY it works now. :-)


Hi Zelda: Ideally you will be able to load your image as an avatar today but given there were some tech issues yesterday I'm sure the judges will take this into account.
Quote by Green_Man


Is there any way to give all the points "to all the girls I've loved before... who've traveled in and out my door?"



That's kind of how Lyf's so called "randomizer" works.

On a more serious note, seeing some great avatars and a number of posts have featured either a beautiful Pride image, message or both which is super cool to see.

For anyone wondering why some versions of the Pride flag have 8 coloured stripes instead of 6 it's because the original version, circa 1978? had 8 colours:





I can think of a few things I could go for rather than 1000 pages.
Quote by Jen


*Shrugs and copyrights Moose Foof and the Rainbow Boy*



Lyf more cleverly trademarks the names Moose Boy, Rainbow Foof, Moose Foof, Rainbow Boy, & Jen. Tried to trademark "Sprite" but apparently that's some beverage full of sugar bubbles. So I trademarked "Dirty Sprite."

Morning everyone, I'll have a coffee please.

Hope everyone has a great day today especially those celebrating special occasions like Tonya.
Welcome back Mr Rumps! No, no have a seat, I'll fetch my own coffee. Hope all went well. Morning to the rest of...cupcakes! That looks like a bribe in the Pride avatar contest. I better confiscate the lot. We don't want the judges being tempted.
Probably get better advice from women who have lived your situation. I used to be exceedingly shy and still am to a degree; one of the things that helped me is public speaking. You may find it gives you more confidence to initiate a conversation or be more comfortable in group settings. You could try Toastmasters or local college to learn more about public speaking; both should provide you with tips and tricks you can use in everyday situations. As for reading signals I'm pretty clueless myself but things tend to work out. Hang in there Sam, you sound like someone with a good heart. Another good heart will find yours.
Quote by moon03
Am I too late for the show? Will you please count me in?


You're in! Lovely avatar too!
Quote by seeker4


Meaning, of course, you never actually played hockey. If you had, you'd have a bent nose and at least half a dozen missing teeth.


Not an unreasonable conclusion; I have a scar on my chin, one over my eye, one bridge, 3 caps and bad knees. But I'm still pretty, oh so pretty!



lol Grace. While I will certainly accede to Jen's wishes out of respect; a wee headbutt doesn't scare nice Canadian boys. Our national sport is hockey, fighting is allowed during the game, all the players carry dangerous sticks and they wear two blades. I do have a nice face though.


Quote by Jen
I think that Jen chick should win. She's fine AF ??

Take me off that list, please. Happy to be on the judging side


I'll be needing a substantial bribe to remove your entry. You are fine AF though.
Contest Update:

Below is a listing of entrants to date based on the fact they have posted in this thread. Some avatars may not qualify if they do not meet the Pride/rainbow theme. See OP for Rules. Apologies if I spelt a name wrong. If I have missed you in the listing send me a PM and I'll double check. Listed in approximate order of posting:

seeker4
Verbal
sprite
WannabeWordsmith
Bria_xoxo
noll
nicola
AmeliaLeigh
tams_back_yay
vanessa26
farmerroger
Romantic_Cameo
curvygalore
Green_Man
AAnna
browncoffee
Andy37
Wild_Irish_Rose
calx86
Beffer
RunningWoman
midnight900
ladyblue69
trinket
Ardentmale
TrinityX
FirstBlush
WellMadeMale
MollyDoll
lilwhipp
TonyaL
pixie72
Joylicks
PointBreak
GabrielSweet
Ping
NymphWriter
IMPURETHOUGHTS
simplyjohn
Master_Jonathan
Lilly
Belthazor
RuNe
Burning_desire
fuzzy1954
Liz
Devils_Desire
elude
DeanRodman
kiteares
EroticCurves
Jasmine_x
Curious_Nicole
clum
Bunny_W
Lucky_lildragonfly
apptobebad
Soleil_Rouge
AylaJ
Buz
SpeedyC
sweet_as_candy
Saga
GraceW
Andy37
MyWildfire
adele
LK213
Romantic_Cameo
StillUndecided
elizabethblack
Saucymh
DarkSide
TheGreekGoddess
Dr_Lush
Gillianleeeza
deviantsusie
etairay
Janicet
CuriousAnnie
Katherine
InThisMoment
Morning all, Bring Buz another cold one, same for me, its a hot day here too. Hope everyone's Pride stories are coming along, promise I'll read and vote on those who have entered! After my beer.
Sprite's lavender panties. They feel kinda nice actually. They were pretty damp though.
Quote by lilwhipp
is this the pride LYFhouse?




Beautiful pic Ms Whipp. As far as I know they are not naming buildings after me. Yet. Calculating bonus points.
Quote by GraceW


Lovely offering but what's that little pink button thing at the top for?
Hey all! I think an iced tea would be just the thing. Gonna be a beautiful weekend, getting in some vacation days too. I love summer!
The bribery is reaching a level of pure excellence. With our latest booty from Master Jonathan the judges had one heck of a time. My fellow judges all looked absolutely stunning festooned with jewelry and nothing else. After then spreading flower petals all over the bedroom I was anticipating quite a night filled with debauchery. It didn't take long to devour Susie's cake; I'm hoping it has some secret ingredient to encourage deviant behaviour. As a Nice Canadian Boy I'm quite interested in what may next ensue. Anybody want a chocolate?



Love is love.
Quote by Bria_xoxo
Changed mine ~ like this one better maybe because I took Aylaj’s bribe and I’m not even a judge ?



The bribes have been excellent to date and I'm sure the judges will be duly influenced. Just to confirm: Bria stole the weed intended as a gift from AylaJ to the judges? She stole the judges weed???? That's going to require one HECK of an explanation.
I know nothing about the "alleged" exchange of favours between judges, entrants, spectators and/or any combination thereof.
Quote by Liz
Working on adding some new smilies.


Great job. Would you like some ice cream?

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