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LYFBUZ
17 hours ago
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Quote by Jen


*Holds spoon out like a weapon*

Don't make me come over there ;)


I'll share with you sexy Jen. Do you prefer soft or hard?




Moring all, a Limoncello for Ping on my tab. A little shot of Bailey's in seeker's tea. Trust me, Bailey's goes with everything.
Lots of yard work today but i need some nematodes and the local hardware store has none in stock which means a trip into town. Maybe later. I'm a bit distracted at the moment.
Quote by seeker4
Ape bring banana goodies. Fried bananas. Banana bread. Banana cake. Banana splits. You like bananas, right?







Bananas! Fried with Cointreau! Thank you seeker!
Quote by lilwhipp
i scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. hope you enjoy!




I LOVE ice cream. Am I supposed to share with the other judges?
Quote by lilwhipp
help yourself!




Mmmmmmm cherries! Rumour has it that several of the judges are especially skilled at tying cherry stems into intricate knots with their tongues. I promise to investigate further.
Morning all. Wonder if anyone has ever given Ping a timeout? Maybe Golden State could give him one; they seem to think they have extras.

9AM. Close enough; I'll have champagne please.
Quote by Lauradj
I made white chocolate blondies earlier if anyone would like some.

I've only gone and fucking done it. I pulled something out of thin air. I just submitted my comp entry. What a turn that was, to go from not thinking I'd have one, to pumping it out and submitting. A new one for me, it's in the gay male category.


You can make blondes? I won't be greedy, just one please.

Morning all, coffee for me please.
Quote by nicola


I love this.

I've gifted you a gold membership for brightening up my day.


Such a beautiful gesture and beautiful post by TheGreekGoddess. Some amazing people here, starting with Nicola.
Quote by lilwhipp
yummy breakfast or brunch





Mmmmmm three delicious choices. Your point total continues to increase.
Baked potatoes with Heinz beans and HP sauce. Sounds basic but its quick and easy.
Not the toothbrush. Its just wrong. Of course a gentleman always has spare toothbrushes handy.
Quote by Buz
I'll have Jack and Coke on ice, and Her Royal Spriteness served up in a tub of chocolate pudding and whipped cream on her head.



I'll have whatever Buz is having please. On Ping's credit card.
Quote by Jen


You spelled 'cock' wrongly again

*Awards myself 2 points for my hilarious wit*


Does she tell you EVERYTHING?

Lyf awards Jen 1000 pts.
Quote by curvygalore


I did. smile But I saved a piece for you and put 2 tablespoons of turmeric on it... ?


That seems a bit meanspirited, you do know I always share my cake with Sprite right?
Quote by TheGreekGoddess


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There you go. Without pineapple.

Oh, and, I've also made souvlaki and gyros if everyone is interested. Just like the-deli-that-my-mum-used-to-buy-it-from-and-claim-that-she-made-it used to make it.



Pizza AND gyros! Pass the tzatziki please!

1000 pts!
Quote by TheGreekGoddess


I don't get any points for my cake? sad


I didn't see no cake. Curvy must have scarfed the lot.
Quote by TheGreekGoddess


So you are sticking with that whole “nice Canadian Boy” agenda? ?


Agenda? Its who I am.
Lyfbuz awards 30,538 pts to lilwhipp, the going rate for cookies.
Quote by curvygalore
Morning all! Looks like it was a fun time in here last night judging by all the empties!

I'll just get BB going before I clear the tables. There's a pot of fresh tea on the counter for Tonya, BB is bubbling away so coffee is up. I found some brownies in the freezer and have even put then on a plate.

The mugs are washed and they can dry while pick up the glasses. Lyfbuz do you really need a separate glass for each ginger and line and another for vodka? I counted 38 glasses on your table! *tuts*

Tea, coffee, fine lickers anyone?


Morning curvy. Just need the ginger on the side. Of those 38 empties 36 belong to Sprite. She's having difficulty understanding her mad, mad passion and deep unconditional love of a certain sweet innocent Lyfbuz. Don't worry, once she accepts her feelings all will be well. Coffee to go for me please.
Quote by sprite


if you have to get up to pee and it's cold, it's nice to be pre-dressed. smile


You get dressed to pee? That's totally fucked up. Tell me more.
I've never understood the purpose of putting on clothes to go to bed. As gift wrapping? For sure, then again not all gifts require unwrapping.