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LYFBUZ
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you are such a liar. don't even try - no one believes you.

Deducts 500 pts from sprite for attempting to mislead contestants. Think that brings her score down to about -1900 pts. * smug grin *
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LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
I'd like a ginger and lime too, ginger on the side with my vodka tonic, please.

Not much of a fan of Canadian beer but at least its not American 'beer.'
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LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Reminder list of Judges: LYFBUZ(nice Canadian boy), Jen(strumpet), browncoffee(pretends to be sweet but is a seething cauldron of passion), curvygalore(very spicy) & MollyDoll(naughty beyond your imagination)

May the bribery continue. It's anybody's to win.
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LYFBUZ
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Quote by lilwhipp
bribes may come and bribes may go.
but points are worth way more than dough
and sending me points makes me
bribe like a ho





enjoy judges


500 pts for lilwhipp for posting a pic of her blonde twin
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LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Quote by sprite


i'll show you a slippery slope, tart. just come into the back room with me... ;) {}{}


I'm a judge.
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LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Quote by Saucymh
I love Candy's avi


Makes me think about flavours.

Love Saucy's avi too, beautifully understated.
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LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
I have it on good authority that I am an IJIT. No I haven't forgotten Ms Sprite.
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LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Morning everyone. Sounds like everyone's enjoying the summer. I'll have a peach flavoured iced tea please. Ok, with a wee splash of peach schnapps.
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LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
normally I would leap at the chance but I'm awaiting a dirty little briber.
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LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Lyf awards lilwhipp 3000 pts for 3 outrageously suggestive propositions
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LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
69 entries to date and some amazing avs!

I'll post a listing later in the month so entrants can check to make sure they have not been missed.

A few entries don't meet Rule 1: Your Avatar must be Pride/Rainbow themed Plenty of time left to change that avatar!
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LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Quote by GraceW


sprite is not a judge? So I spanked her for nothing?

I am no artist. Fortunately, Mr Reubens very kindly repainted Venus at a Mirror.



Don't worry Grace, spanking Sprite is never wasted. She's very naughty.
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LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
No one should watch porn, it leads to degenerate behaviour and is very unheal... OMFG! Are those TENTACLES? * shakes with excitement * This is so fucking HOTTTTT!!!
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LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
There's also gags with a penis shape, ropes can be used, or get really creative and hold something like a pingpong ball with your lips while you are being teased. Safety first!
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LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Quote by sprite


i'll sum it up for you. everyone has a miserable fucking life and then they fucking die. the end. i went to see the movie in the theatre, cause Doll told me i had to. only time she's ever steered me wrong.


Pfft! Its a love story, does Marius not hook up with Cosette in the end?

Verbal: take LJ and bring lots of hankies.

Just an ice water for me please; alcohol tends to lead to my misbehaviour.
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LYFBUZ
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Quote by Ping


You and Tonya... There is no free lunch.


Nice going Ping. I'll never be able to drink Red Bull again.

Thanx for the drink Tonya, I'm sure this will influence judging.
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LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Noll loses 25 pts for stereotyping
Awards 100 pts to Clum for embodying the spirit of the contest
Deducts 25 pts from Bunny W for dyeing her pet rabbit.
Deducts 500 pts from apptobebad for besmirching the contest with a Trump silhouette
Deducts 100 pts from trinket for being a pain in the ass
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LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Quote by trinket
Can I change my entry to this one please? You must’ve known I was going to ask. ? I promise I won’t change it again. ?



I added a rule 3) i) to accommodate those who can't make up their mind so yes entrants can change their avatars. The avatar in place on June 28 will be used for judging.
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LYFBUZ
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Quote by clum
If I enter and win, can I donate the membership to someone else?


Yes you can Clum!
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Quote by sprite


for fucks sake. not sure why everyone decided to abuse me today! *stomps off and goes find someplace with actual nice people* cretin.


Welcome to Canada beautiful!
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LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Quote by Verbal


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Awards Verbal 50 bonus points under the JGCAIN-Serious Moonlight double secret special exclusion rule. Awards additional 25 pts for putting up with Sprite.
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LYFBUZ
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Quote by sprite


we actually dock points for exclamation point use!!!!


Docks Sprite 50 pts for impersonating a judge
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LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Coffee for me please. Hope everyone's having a good day.
Verbal I feel your pain re the Mets, I'm a nominal Blue Jays fan. Its been an ugly season so far.
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LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Update
Judges: Lyfbuz, Jen, browncoffee, curvygalore & MollyDoll. I understand all are susceptible to bribery.

Lyf awards Sprite 101 points for resisting Jen’s outrageous advances
Awards lilwhipp 101 points for offering best bribe to date
Awards Liz 200 pts for being so helpful to others, bans seeker so he doesn’t win and Lyf steps in to mix Liz’s cocktails wearing only a bowtie.
Deducts 208 pts from Vanessa26 for attempting to bribe Jen but not Lyfbuz
Deducts 69 pts from Jen (strumpet!) for flirting with Sprite.
Beffer: I have no authority to award badges, if I did I would award you a “Shameless” badge. Deducts 100 pts for being a shameless hussy. Sends PM re availability for weekend retreat.

Lyf spanks the judging panel to ensure they take their responsibilities seriously.

Don’t forget the Story Comp folks!

For the record this wasn't exactly my idea, more of a collective consciousness thing including Nicola, Jen & Sprite.
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