Hey everyone! You're all still up too! I'd like a coffee please. Anyone know where I can get some menudo?
I'm a big fan of the Doors hopefully someone will post Roadhouse Blues or Light My Fire both of which would seem most appropriate to this fine establishment. I'd do it myself but my motor skills are a wee bit impaired this morning.
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LYFBUZ
1 day ago
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Greetings fine patrons! I'd like a coffee please, I brought my own mug. * eyes mugs on counter dubiously *
I expect the next Comp will have a water theme and its about damn time too.
As for Mr Ping; his suggestion that 'Sprite is easy" is categorically false, a fact I can easily corroborate with the evidence of my significant injuries. Fortunately I was able to hobble across the border back to Canada and am now receiving free health care. Apparently I'm going to be featured in the New England Journal of Medicine, the doctors here being somewhat amazed at how far the pool noodle ended up in my ass.
I expect the next Comp will have a water theme and its about damn time too.
As for Mr Ping; his suggestion that 'Sprite is easy" is categorically false, a fact I can easily corroborate with the evidence of my significant injuries. Fortunately I was able to hobble across the border back to Canada and am now receiving free health care. Apparently I'm going to be featured in the New England Journal of Medicine, the doctors here being somewhat amazed at how far the pool noodle ended up in my ass.
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Quote by GraceW
Could we make that a pussy eating competition? The winner would be the woman (or man, I'm not sexist) whose partner is unable to move the longest. I'll volunteer to be a competitor. I volunteer sprite to be my partner.
Is that "unable to move the longest" during or afterwards? Nothing wrong with a cream donut.
I'd like a tequila please as my hair stylist refused to serve me one.
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Quote by Bluestars
The most common response having explained to the guys who want to know more is ‘oh I thought it meant you’re a squirter’
Doesn’t help being listed as ‘Fluid Female’ on the mobile site.
Interested if anyone else gets asked this and what fluid means to those of us who use it?
I'm not quite sure if I find the common response sad or funny. Hopefully the world will get more familiar with some of the newer terminology. To me it just means preferences change back and forth or are ever changing.
