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lol fuzzy, I did and I did not know Lamar Hunt was involved; that explains everything.

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Hockey doesn't count. Only Murican sports, moose boy.

Canadians are north americans. Did you not pay attention to Bad Bunny at all? ❤️🤣 Coincidentally there are more 'americans' in South America than North America. Just sayin'...

Don't know why they call it "Super" Bowl. How can it be super when it doesn't even have hockey? 😊

The only thing I watched was Green Day who were great but I wistfully wished they would have eviscerated prezzy poopy-pants.

Pretty sure the NFL, Green Day and Bad Bunny all sent a subtle finger to the current administration. See the colours of the Green Day finale? They weren't red white and blue....

Can I get a chai please?

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If your blower is getting lonely, you can always send it here for a while.🙄 Because I've lost count of how many times we've had to clear our drive since the start of winter weather here in Southwestern Ontario. My banks are probably a meter and a half and that's only because I knocked the tops off multiple times to make more room. At least we are getting some sun now, though it's PDC (Pretty Danged Cold) still. Going up to a "balmy" -5 next week, though.

I actually bought my snowblower at an estate sale in the summer, $300 for a one year old $1000 machine. Maybe used 3 or 4 times, electric start. Keep your eyes peeled for a deal. I actually enjoy shovelling but that's a lot easier to say when I've only had to shovel a few inches maybe 4 or 5 times so far. You'll all hate me for this but I live on a cul de sac and one plow comes to clear the cul de sac then the regular plow comes but they don't dump much snow in my driveway because Plow #1 already plowed the snow away. Then the front end loader comes and clears the first 1/3 of my driveway to maintain clear access to a fire hydrant on my front lawn. Life is good!

Its a beautiful sunny day here so I'm going for a walk, next weekend is the local winter carnival with lots of good food, live music and beavertails! And girls in figureskating outfits!

Its a long list. Living with morals is like driving a car with the parking brake on.

Key to my front door. 😇

Its weird, everyone has been complaining about the weather but up north here we've had a good winter. A few minor snowfalls, a week of chilly temps and now its almost spring. I've only used my snowblower once.

I'm writing tons but finishing nothing. Just not satisfied with the quality. And | keep starting new stories that spin off whatever I'm working on. And my spanking story somehow ended up as a story about a cute fairy. I may have to cut back on the weed. Or not.

Coffee please, hope everyone has a great weekend!

Usually the ceiling.

I'm ruthless about erasing people from my life. If they aren't good people they're gone. So currently no back log.

Q: Do you have an ex you wish was back in your life?

Nah; if I see them often I'd have already sought to satisfy that lust.

Nothing. This week.

What I want is two medium pizzas, one pepperoni, one with 5 or 6 toppings with garlic dipping sauce. But I will actually hit up a food truck I can walk to that serves Filipino food and is much healthier. And has awesome, outstanding flavour.

Soothing

Most people peg me as 5 or 10 years younger.

🤣 Fond memories of Breaking the Law - I used to ride to school with a guy who's fav album was British Steel. He would crank it full blast and we would get wasted on the way to school every morning. The best part was we used to pick up 2 regular hitchhikers who were also holding. Shockingly I eventually quit school.

I'd like a coffee please.

No but I can dig the vibe.

What was the best show (theatre, concert) that you ever saw personally?

Frequently.

Has been under the influence of a drug ever caused you to have sex with someone that you never would sober?

Honestly I think I prefer subtle erotica versus something more explicit. If its well written the images conjured by the words can be particularly vivid.

I'm working on a couple of multi-chapter stories that are both based on true events. I just came to a sudden realization: the best thing about writing is you can change the ending 🤣

I also realized today (its after midnight here) is actually Wednesday making my immediately preceding post wishing everyone Happy Monday a bit late as it was in fact Tuesday afternoon. I may have a bit of a glow on.

As a fantasy its deliciously exciting but I have no desire to actually be filmed. I prefer to minimize any photographic or video evidence.

Maui. Its been about -30C here. (-20F for you heathens) Sprite: sorry to hear about your SF team, I had wrongly assumed you were rooting for the Seahawks. I was so happy for you when the Seattle guy ran the opening kickoff for a TD. (I probably shouldn't have brought up that detail.)

I've come to the realization I drive like a maniac. Was off to the bank today and saw a cop car on the opposite side of the road. Looked down at my speedometer, 40k/hr over the limit. Cop was busy. Horseshoe up my ass. Reminds of a similar story: Driving at excessive speed, engine whining and saw a cop with radar on a tripod facing the other direction. She heard my engine and turned but not the radar. I did slow a bit and as I went by she shook her finger at me and we exchanged a smile. Hilarious. In fairness I was near the end of a 400km drive and trying to make a dinner date. It took my nearly a YEAR to seduce that girl.

I drive much slower with passengers. Honest.

Happy Monday everyone!

🤣🤣🤣 OMFG The orange puffball actually accepted a second hand Nobel Peace prize. Possibly the lamest, cringiest thing he's done that wasn't actually criminal. What a fucking embarrassment to humans.

Absolutely pitiful.

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Takes you in storeroom #4. 🤣

Threesome! I call dibs!

But can we move it from storeroom #4 to Maui?

Hmmmm I might be one of those OTHER DRIVERS. I almost rear ended a guy at a stoplight a while ago, damn road was glare ice but I may have been doing approximately 30k/hr over the limit. Good thing I have studded tires, I managed to get around him. The look on his face as I approached was rather comical.

Our snow so far has been in a few minor storms, we only have about 18" on the ground. i need to write a snow sex story.

Trump is actually a reanimated corpse with really shitty AI.

Some great comments and ideas here!

Just wanted to add: EDIT! You have to invest the time and effort. And sometimes it doesn't take much change to really elevate a story.

Raise your hand if you've done this: written a complete story except for all the sex bits which you then add later. lol

Hey Kimmi Congrats on the 300! That's an incredible output!

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Steals all the chocolate cream filled for myself and hides in storeroom #4!

*places donut in strategic location

Hi all, I'll be in storeroom #4.

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But isn't the joy of writing and being read the real reason why we are here? That is what is so often said in response to those standing below the golden podiums, looking up and wondering. Or is it more truly the unspoken contest? Is further proof needed, just so everyone understands their place?

An excellent point and I don't necessarily disagree. I was thinking it more from a consistency perspective, there are numerous other cumulative counts for authorship and other badges so it just seems logical. If its interpreted as everyone understanding their place then no, its a bad idea. Personally I'd be quite happy if all I had was a single Author badge.

Thought it might be a nice feature if an author's profile included a cumulative count beside the appropriate badge similar to numerous other badges such as Author badge.