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LYFBUZ
2 days ago
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Quote by sprite

ya'll get holiday time? what's that like? at the moment, i am living vicariously through you

FYI I do have an opening up at the castle. Extremely generous vacation "package." Perhaps you'd like to apply? And i promise it will still be vicarious. In fact the vicar stops by regularly for spiritual renewal.

I'm working on a spanking story. Its proving a bit challenging given I, of course, know nothing about spanking. 😇

So many things to decide....

Quote by Seeker4

Only on Lush could you find marshmallow willies in a bar.😏

Good evening. Hot chocolate but no marshmallows. Just a generous dollop of rum.

I dunno, I've been in several kinda shady bars and have seen a few strange things made of marshmallows. Not to mention dick-shaped straws, pussy shaped plates and of course glasses with strippers on them that 'lose' their clothes to reveal a nude as you finish your drink. Which is a pretty funny idea to get guys to drink faster. You know those dirty little hole in the wall places or bars in bad neighbourhoods surrounded by adult themed retail stores and low end massage parlors. In other words, places just like Rumps.

btw I think I counted 73 Comp entries as of this morning and I've only managed to read about 10-12 so far. The quality so far is really high but lots of Rumps regulars in there so that makes sense.

Xmas is pretty close. I might need to start shopping soon.

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She's cute, but I'm wondering how she uses that eleventh finger. 😉 I sometimes have to crop my images very carefully to hide an extra appendage.

I was so busy looking at her face i didn't even notice the finger, really liked this one.

I was working in Nightcafe earlier trying to make a woman skinnier and nothing worked though I only tried about 5 or 6 prompt edits. I'll have to play around more to find the right wording. Based on what I see in the thread and on stories AI is capable of producing some really decent results. I'll for sure keep using it because its easy to manipulate and you don't have to worry about copyright.

Keep it quiet. I don't share info about gf's with anyone, i just find it unseemly.

Quote by sprite

just a little heads up for everyone here. the comp is closing on Dec 24th. get your submissions in. we are discussing closing down the queue from the 25th to Jan 5th to give the mods a breather and a chance to enjoy the holidays. it's pretty much going to happen. so make sure you get your stories in before then. or, if you want to be nice to us, wait for january. thanks! this is not official yet, and yes, i am very good to all of you, so feel free to appreciate me lol xxx

Great idea the Mods deserve a break, especially that pretty blonde one.

Oops forgot the pic, this is the first one. The girl is almost dead on, so is the room but I was trying to get a more ancient looking doorway. I think AI interprets "ancient" as Roman or Greek.

The Surrender Door | Lush Stories

My Comp entry is in, link above. Not that creative or original but I sorta felt I should at least write something.

It will be under Hardcore although the 'hard' is relatively light. It seemed the best fit.

and holy eff, there is a huge number of entries

I don't like to read Comp entries before I post mine, always afraid I'll accidentally steal from someone. I'll be reading your comp entries over the next few days.

Very useful thread! In my case I'd say I'm increasing my effort partly because I'm trying AI but also because i rarely spent more than a few minutes on art.

I tried Nightcafe for my first AI venture into cover art today and tried 2 totally different images. One came out OK (took maybe 15 minutes total including edits), it was pretty simple. The second turned out awesome except it had one glaring error that ruined it. Couldn't fix that mofo in about 30 minutes of various edit experiments. For a first crack I'm reasonably satisfied with results though.

For anyone intimidated by creating AI images rest assured I am FAR from knowledgeable on the software and certainly no graphic artist. Its actually easy enough to use.

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Come on, Lyf! You can do it! yes Just pull the (butt) plug, and submit! 🤣😎

Great. Now I'm distracted by the butt plug. 1495 words and I even put together an AI cover image. It still fucking sucks....but I realized this is my first completed story since Dec 2024 so I'm just gonna get it in.

Does this happen to you folks? I have over 100 stories almost done but I always start a new one instead of finishing the almost complete stories.

Editing my entry, so far I have gone from 1583 words to 1596. And I still hate 1501 words of what's left.

Hi all! Round on me (Ping's tab.) I'll have a coffee, busy day ahead. So I have 1583 words for my Comp entry which would be great because editing out 83 words isn't that hard. Problem is I hate 1501 of the words. 🤣

I sorta liked my idea then thought it was too obvious and now I kinda hate my story and find it really boring. We'll see, I've had other disasters turn out OK. Maybe it just needs a butt plug.

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I had a girl, recently, who randomly messaged me and asked for coins. Nothing offered in return. When I said no, she asked who not? And she msged me again a few days later. I assume she did this to a lot of people. I wonder if she ever got any? It was very strange.

This happened to me too, looking for coins for a membership. She seemed to think it would help get her stories approved instead of rejected. Maybe its just me but there seems to be a lot more of this type of thing these days.

If we walked backwards long enough would we get younger?

Morning all, coffee please. I had a story for the comp but the premise was so obvious I ditched it. Not sure if I'll get another done. We got a bit of snow here too but that was fun because I got to use my new snowblower. Most of the bad weather was south of me. I used to live in England too.

Once i hit submit I don't go back but I always find an error or wording problem somewhere after it gets published. I edit pretty heavily but get to a point where i don't find the problems anymore. I haven't gone back and fixed anything so far.

Bacon/chicken sacchettini with a rose sauce and fresh parm/reggiano. Handful of green grapes.

I have a pretty well equipped home gym, i just decided to buy a piece of equipment per year instead of a gym membership.

What is your favourite physical activity excluding sex?

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Sorry, ominonicromiumcon badgers, but yeah, got a new one on its way. Micro-micro. Stories will need to be exactly 1.5 words long. should be up sometime in October.

Why can't you just behave yourself instead of constantly stirring up trouble? You should model your behaviours on those of that lovely Jen woman, she is so sexy and elegant. Clever too!

Yes, often when I was younger. We had a drive-in here until recently that did occasional nostalgia nights but it too is now closed.

HYE had sex on a watercraft?

I nearly always shop alone; I hate shopping so get it done as quickly as possible. Having anyone else along slows me down.

Can you sail a sailboat?

Morning all, coffee for me please. We had our first dusting of snow last night but its already melted. I blame Sprite for cursing me for mentioning snow to me yesterday. I'm kind of pleased to hear Tennessee is colder than Canada though; sorry David!

To me its not really winter until it hits -20C.

Speaking of Led Zep I just learned the main riff for Kashmir last night. I must have hammered it out for about 30 minutes straight. Has fucking crunch!

Great question. Sunrise by the tiniest margin because it starts a new day but sunset for love and romance.

Gas fireplace or natural wood fireplace?