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What do you win for 4th place?

Fourth place wins the use of a nice Canadian boytoy for 48 hours. Talk about motivation!

My potential entry is at 2100 words. I think that means its twice as good as needed. 🤣

Good luck everyone!

Hey all, vodka cran please. My Comp story is at 2100 words. I'm not sure if I'm going to carve it up or just submit as a regular story. I think the word count is more challenging at 1000, i may do a rewrite that drops everything not sex. More likely I just won't finish it.

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can we set it around Kwanza instead? what about Hannuka? Winter Solstice? Saturnalia?

Why don't you just write a story about that nice Canadian boy you met at the North Pole? Fucker will write itself. 😊

I'll nope out of a story if it has too many spelling or grammatical errors, if the sex (or other) descriptions are weak or lack detail. Also the story has to flow, if a story jumps around for no apparent reason i won't finish it.

Large denomination bearer bonds.

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i heard that they just pull names out of a hat... pretty sure it's no more than a rumor, tho

Now I'm rolling my eyes...

Evening all, Grey Goose and whatever evil substance you call orange juice please. I don't mind shoveling snow but so far we've only had a dusting. We're supposed to get 2 feet of snow in the next 24 hours but I predict the storm will miss my house, probably due to my angelic nature.

I like Kimmi's idea of the Non-Writers Club lol.

100 likes in 24 hrs? I don't think I have that many in grand total. Think I gotta go read something...

Any cheesecake left?

Congrats to the winners. I was really impressed with the storylines. Shout out to all who entered, always a challenge writing for a Comp.🍺

Jen is hot.

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Not that I have an interest in this, but what time are competition winners usually announced on awards day? 🤣

Part of the fun is the anticipation of results.

Morning all, chai for me please. Seeker, I need to get something done too, I haven't published anything in a couple of years. I just need to finish one.

Those strawberries look delicious. Perfect for date night. Or whatever you call it.

Happy Friday everyone!

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thought about it? some of us have actually done it. not saying who.

I doubt we can underestimate what you are capable of...

James! How could you!?

Feed the raccoons hot dogs. They will forget the battering ram.

Hope things get to normal quickly Sprite! Don't worry Canadian rescue party on their way.

Assuming the Reprobates follow through on the MAGA platform I’d expect the following:

1)      Government institutions will be weakened and paralyzed therefore slow to react to the ensuing chaos

2)      Global trade will be in an uproar which is guaranteed to drive other nations to align with China for trade purposes, accelerating the ‘Silk Road’ and China’s worldwide influence

3)      Russia will be handed a piece of Ukraine; thus emboldened Putin will go after more

4)      The expected Intelligence chief has been described as a Russian asset

5)      The expected head of defence has zero military experience at a command level

Sounds like a bad movie plot where everyone in the theater knows the plot except the characters.

We Canadians are prepared. All exports of orange dye will be stopped forthwith and good luck building houses without our lumber. Though I guess there will be lots of houses after those millions are deported. As for all those metals and minerals we sell to US military/industrial complex we’ll just keep it in the ground.

Cannoli!!!!!!!!!! I'll be out back scarfing these down. I may share assuming I get the appropriate offer. Muskoka coffee please with a little cinnamon. This just reminded me I have a pretty good Muskoka story.

Of course I'm kind; kind of degenerate. Happy Tuesday all!

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Now, if you had said, "Could you make me a Snowball" we might have been in business!

One Advocaat Snowball, as ordered.

Sorry but I gotta know: Is Danielle's drink supposed to be yellow?

..i dunno...we're just getting our first flakes of snow today and well, its not yellow...

I'll have a Grey Goose with freshly squeezed red grapefruit juice please. I was gonna order a Polar Bear but who knows what that may have started.

Who is ERB? (I know I'll be embarrassed.) All this dinosaur talk got me thinking about being a kid. I was into dinosaurs too but by far my number one thing was NASA and space missions. I still have a bunch of NASA stuff from Apollo missions including a wire photo of the Apollo 11 first moon landing.

I can't remember when I read HG Wells but that was the first time travel story i remember. You should definitely do a lost world and/or time travel story! With dinosaurs. and i just learned about dinos and non-dinos i never heard of. Lush is very educational.

I 'acquired' 3 dinosaurs once kind of by accident...long story...😇

A witch, an ape and a bear walk into a bar.

Bartender: "What'll you have?"

Ape: "Cristal for the witch. 2 whiskey and a beer in a thimble."

Bartender: "Beer in a thimble?"

Ape (reaching into his pocket, pulls out tiny figure): "Hey Jim, tell the bartender about that time we called the witch an ugly old hag."

lol i know, pretty bad. Round on me (Ping's tab.) Coffee please, have to stay sober. Gotta fix some stuff.

I don't drink wine really but a nice champagne is a fav.

People think Canada's weather is bad? We just get a bit of snow and a few chilly days. Hoping the best for y'all. I'll have and recommend hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps, its quite medicinal.

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Sadly, the Ethics Committee won't release the report describing his "improper relationships with women." The Ethic Committee chair was quoted as saying he's being demonized for being an "effective therapist with innovative techniques."

🤣 Comedians must be soiling themselves with glee. So Gaetz is out. Was it all a smokescreen so the next crappy choice doesn't seem so bad by comparison with Gaetz to be rewarded with some plum assignment?

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I've been watching a show about beavers. Apparently the average beaver can devour up to six inches of wood per hour.

I'd like an Irish coffee please, bar tender

D x

So clever!

James: please put Ms X's coffee on my tab.

Rumoured that Hannibal Lecter in the running for FBI Director...

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Sent by God to save America

'Don't drink the koolaid'

I'm guessing one of the first questions that will come up in the Oval Office in Jan 2024 is gonna be " So, this crypto thing, how do I hide my money so no one can find it?"

I'm working on a Comp story that is unlikely to meet the deadline and currently reads more like a crime story than a 'whodunnit.' My problem is I have quickie sex, masturbation, lesbian sex and straight sex all in approximately equal amounts and I'm not sure what category it should go into. The way the story is going we may yet see the appearance of further categories.

Any suggestions? I'm leaning to Straight Sex and figure I can fill in the gaps with tags only the story isn't really focused on straight sex.

Thoughts?

Note for Mods: promise not to drop a 10,000 word epic on you two minutes before midnight.

Hey all, coffee please.

Did you know that polar bear fur isn't white? Their fur is actually transparent and the white is a trick of light caused by the transparent fur. I don't mean to imply that James is transparent or not transparent. Too early for trivia? I'll go sit quietly in the corner.

The more stories I read in the Comp the more I realize y'all have criminal minds. You've all thought about this before, haven't you? 🤣

Some great stories so far and I'm just getting started. Really compelling plots and plenty of sexual sizzle!

Hi everyone. phew, there's a remarkable number of drunks in here given the early hour. I may have misunderstood the site title.

I am working furiously on my Comp entry, now at a stellar 794 words. I suspect this will be yet another missed Comp. There should be a Comp for unfinished Comp stories.

Hope everyone is enjoying the weekend!

Solo - Eddie van Halen Eruption. I bought this home on vinyl and had no idea it was on the album. Then it was what the FUCK was THAT!!!!?

Riff - Layla - Duane Allman

I had a giant plate of mashed potatoes loaded with bacon, cheese and garlic butter. Fine cuisine is overrated.