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Quote by crazydiamond
Did you really believe they were celebate? I'm happy it's porn and not ... i won't say, but I know what the christian brothers get up to where I grew up.


Nah, course not.
The local priest where I live has just emigrated all of a sudden. Shot off to Australia with his family.
Just found out recently, through the grapevine, that it was because he had been having an affair with the wife of a parishioner. Her husband found out about it because she left her email open on her laptop.
Secret rendezvous in hotels, nude pictures - all sorts!
What makes it worse, they're only a young couple, 18 month old kid and he married them!
The husband gave him an ultimatum - pack up and leave the country or...
Stumbled across a very interesting article today (link below)

It has come to light that some priests and cardinals over in Vatican City are having the time of their lives at the moment, but not ministering to the sick and needy, nope.
Downloading some quite eye-watering media!

Quote by TorrentFreak.com
...But just when the whole exercise was beginning to fall a bit flat, we spotted some downloads to get pulses racing. It seems that while Vatican dwellers aren’t all that interested in Hollywood movies, they do enjoy adult related celluloid.

In the interests of science we researched each of the titles (including the curiously named RS77_Episode 01) and discovered that downloaders in the Vatican have one or two unusual ‘niche’ interests. We won’t link to our discoveries here, but feel free to do your own ‘research’ using the titles shown above. There isn’t a commandment that covers these films directly, but some might argue there should be.




Now, being 'helpful Lizzy' I of course had to find out for you fine folk of Lush what some of this debauchery actually was.
Let's see now, we have some kinky lesbian fun (I'm all for that), some teenage BDSM slave workshops, hardcore Russian slave punishment...

-- No.14 translates to: BDSM slave punishment in the dark basement workshop fetter teen games.avi
-- The so called 'RS77_Episode 01' mentioned in the article is actually: Russian Slaves 77 Episode 01

TORRENTFREAK ARTICLE LINK

Your thoughts?
She stole that puppy from an 8 year old girl who lives down the road. Puppy Thief!
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Mine is symbolic of true love—it's fizzy; it's ginger; it's phenomenal. But also addiction and how it can make you feel trapped, as though inside an aluminium can.

When I see Liz's avatar, I imagine she loves fun and has a very sensual side, but she holds back a little, possibly afraid. Of what, I don't know. Maybe Irn Bru...


Funniest post I have read for a while! Love it.

You sir, have earned yourself a tray of Irn Bru cupcakes.
Congratulations!



UPDATE: Should probably have put something in there about Sandrine's AV (my brain has turned to mush this morning, sorry).
This says to me: A woman and a man, a loving couple. Two halves to make a whole. The Ying and Yang of attraction
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Hi...and what about the avatar above you?...


Hey Boom smile
Well, there is a classic case of not reading the thread title properly. Oops!

Syd's AV says to me: There is a guy deep in thought. An artistic man (love the lighting in that shot, I'm a photographer myself) deep in contemplation.

Your AV says to me: Here is a cautious chap. Willing to expose just enough of himself to show that he is a friendly guy.

How about that?
I used to have a photo of me as my avatar but when I saw this one I just couldn't resist.
If we're friends and you can see my photos you'll understand why I like this image - pretty much sums me up I think.
Fun loving red-head with a sense of humour
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the problem i have with this is simply this - while i don't define myself by my sexuality, a lot of other people do. i have seen too many people referred to as the gay guy, the gay couple, the lesbian, the , the fag, as if that's all they are. i'm just a girl in love with another girl. it goes both ways. i am so much more than just a lesbian and if people are overly proud of it, perhaps it's because they feel they have to be, they have to be a little bit in your face to make a point such as; yeah, i'm gay, and guess what? i'm still a good person. accept me as who i am, not despite of who i am.


One statement can sum it up so perfectly.
You've got a couple of hours left for a flutter on the ponies
My one and only gamble for the year - family tradition.
Best of luck!

L x



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Anybody else get that special tingle when he speaks all technical?




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The boss heard the clink clink from my bulging pockets as I tried to leave work


Quote by crazydiamond
Ha! I just signed in and was greeted by "What you've missed on Lush" and a lovely little list of bits and pieces! I love it! Nice one


Me too!
It looks fantastic, well done guys

Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice has topped a list of teachers' favourite books, compiled by the Times Educational Supplement (TES).
An online survey asked 500 teachers to name their favourite titles.
Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird was second and the Harry Potter series third - but the top 100 also included picture books like The Gruffalo.
The list "is a masterpiece of erudition and entertainment", according to TES editor Gerard Kelly.

THE TOP 20

1. Pride and Prejudice: Jane Austen
2. To Kill a Mockingbird: Harper Lee
3. Harry Potter series: JK Rowling
4. Wuthering Heights: Emily Bronte
5. Jane Eyre: Charlotte Bronte
6. Nineteen Eighty-Four: George Orwell
7. The Lord of the Rings series: JRR Tolkien
8. The Book Thief: Markus Zusak
9. The Hobbit: JRR Tolkien
10. The Great Gatsby: F Scott Fitzgerald
11.. The Kite Runner: Khaled Hosseini
12. The Hunger Games series: Suzanne Collins
13. The Time Traveler's Wife: Audrey Niffenegger
14. The Chronicles of Narnia series CS Lewis
15. Of Mice and Men: John Steinbeck
16. Birdsong: Sebastian Faulks
17. His Dark Materials series: Philip Pullman
18. The Gruffalo: Julia Donaldson+ Axel Scheffler
19. The Catcher in the Rye: JD Salinger
20. Life of Pi: Yann Martel

What book would you recommend to a school or college student?
What book would you recommend to a friend?


H. G. Wells, Charles Dickens, Jules Verne? Fire away!

- Sat in a lounge at Schiphol airport
- On a broken down coach at a petrol station in Poland
- At a Steel Panther gig
- My grandmothers house

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When you gotta write, you gotta write!


This
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I would have thought 'an ecstasy' of erotic writers would be most apt.


I like 'ecstasy'
Anybody else wonder what score Fifty Shades would have if submitted to Lush?
I will always vote and comment when I read a story.
As a writer, feedback is important because it is the only way you can gain a realistic impression of your work and know what you need to do to improve.
I read hundreds of stories on Lush before I joined and really wish I had done it sooner.
As and when the mood takes make, which seems to be a lot recently.
Perhaps something to do with an erotic literature website I've heard about, Lush something or other?
I probably average 3-4 but if I'm in a particularly naughty mood I can go all day.
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