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Quote by Buz

Does that mean you'll wear my "Say YES to the toe!" t-shirts if I print some up?


Of course.

I'll even slip into a pair of tight yoga pants for you. How's that?
I'm here for the cookies.

Sprite: "You goof. There aren't any cookies here."

Me: "Of course there are! Saga told me everyone comes here for cookie."

Sprite: "She said 'nookie', not cookie."

Quote by Saga
Nookie!


Why isn't that an option on your poll list?
Ahh! How did I miss this?!

Happy belated birthday!

I hope you had a lovely time.

Liz x
Quote by DirtyMindedMom
I'm sorry if this has already been a thing (I haven't read all 73 pages in the thread!), but I think it would be great if there was a Pre-Friend Request Message feature.

I mention in my bio that I'm unable to do any chatting, and that I'm uninterested in role playing. I then get multiple friend request each day telling me how much they look forward to chatting with me and getting into some role play with me. Ugh. I don't want to be a bitch and just ignore them or not accept them as a friend, so I find myself constantly explaining in direct PMs about my no chat situation.

It might not completely eliminate the problem, but I would love for there to be the option to have a customized little message pop up when someone clicks on my "Ask to be a Friend" link where I can emphasis that I'm not a chatter so that no one ends up disappointed. I also notice that 93.4% of the women here stress in their bio that they are not interested in friending men, so a pop-up message that addresses this would probably be useful for them as well. I realize that if they aren't reading someone's bio, that they may just blow by the pre-friend message, but it could save everyone a lot of fiddling around.


This seems largely redundant to me. The people who send you those sorts of Friend Requests clearly can't be bothered to read through your profile - what difference will a pop-up box make?

I would have thought that most people who do this are friend collectors, and aren't going to be deterred by a secondary reminder of what your bio already states. They'll just try their look. If they were seriously interested in getting to know you, they'd have read your profile first.

I Googled it.

Are you sure those are women?
Quote by HeraTeleia

Crimey, a great deal of my readers seem to think that my stories are nonfiction (true) as-is. Do as Liz says, if you really want to slap that "true story" label onto your work.


Woah, hang on a minute! You telling me you didn't really zero-gravity gangbang that team of astronauts on the international space station?!

Quote by wantyourpussy
not sure if im posting this in the right place. if not please move it
ok ive been here on lush for afew years now reading and chatting, the thing I was wondering could we have a true story section where people can upload true events ???
just a idea


Any 'true' story that you could write will fit into one of our existing categories. Authors are welcome to place small footnotes on submissions. They could add one which simply said, 'This is a true story'.

Besides, how would readers know whether or not it was bullshit (read: fictional)?
Bought you cookies.

Want a beer?

The football's on.

Bieber got shot.
My crap writing never lives to see the dawn. I wait until it is sound asleep in bed, unable to fight back as I tie it's hands and feet with black nylon cord. It struggles fiercely, bucking and kicking as I drag it down the stairs and bundle it into the trunk of my car. Every time I make that drive deep into the woods in the middle of the night, it takes a little bit longer.

I haul it out, bound and gagged, never able to escape it's fate. It's dragged roughly through the sparse foliage, and over the dank, mossy ground until we reach a small clearing in the trees. It watches me closely as I take my time digging a hole. Every glimmer of the cold moonlight that reflects off the head of the shovel, gleams in it's terrified eyes. It knows what's going to happen, it's happened before. Many times.

I watch the last remnants of hope fade from it's face, before slowly contorting into a sorrowful realisation of truth. It's going to die tonight, and nothing it can do can stop that. It lies down without a struggle as the cold, wet earth is piled onto of it's shivering form one shovel at a time, until only one desperate eye remains uncovered.

"Why do you make me do this to you?" I scream, my voice breaking as it echoes through the deserted night. "I gave you everything."

Those were the last words it ever heard.
Quote by allcan
It is easy for you to say don't panic or nothing to worry about. So, I guess. It had been 36 hours and I haven't heard a singe word from the site owner.
I had my cards compromised and I had received that suspicious mail from the site. I don't think it could all be a coincidence. Even if it is, I don't know. I am still worried. It was my money. I need to speak with site owner.

My threads get moved and locked, other one was deleted by moderators and I am being told not to post new threads by one other moderators. I am being treated as if I am guilty of some crime.


Let's try this one more time, nice and slow: Stop posting multiple threads in the forum about this issue. The next time you do so I will suspend your account. Do we understand each other?

You have said nothing until now about your 'cards being compromised'. If that is the case, I strongly recommend you speak to your credit card company about the matter. You need to take it up with them.

Your behaviour is starting to represent that of an internet troll. If I were Nicola, I wouldn't want to speak to you either.

Calm down.
Quote by stephanie

When 'Black-Boxing' (and I don't mean in a Foreman Vs Ali way...) I always keep two pages open. In the first, the boxes automatically delete as I reply. In the second they remain, so I can refer back to the outlandish lies I've told in previous postings... (Like the time I stormed the Lybian Embassy when I was with the SAS....)

xx Steph


You lying bastard! I liked that about you.

(Wasn't it the Iranian Embassy?)
Quote by allcan
@LiZ
I haven't purchased any premium or gold membership or whatever it is and yet I have been mailed for the expiry of the same on the very second day of my joining the site.
It is the thing what is bothering me.


I don't think this is anything to worry about.

As one of our other moderators explained above, "Maybe you have the same username as a member who deleted their account and was also a premium member whose membership would have expired on August 7th, hence you got the email."

I think this is the most likely explanation for you receiving that email message. You haven't supplied any credit card information to the site, so therefore it's impossible for you to have been charged anything.

Don't panic. Our technical guy is looking into this for you.
Quote by allcan
My threads are getting deleted, I have been told by this LiZ person "do not post any new threads"
Why my threads are going locked? Why I am being treated in this why? please


Hi, I'm Liz. How are you?

I think one thread should be sufficient to keep track of your issue. How many would you like to use?
Quote by paul_moadib
Lush chews up a lot of bandwidth.

It would be good to have an optional setting which will filter large gifs etc from being downloaded/viewed when viewing any profile or forum.


Depending on what browser you are using, there are loads of extensions available which allow you to block images from loading. They also provide you with a small navigation bar icon so you can toggle the option on and off as you browse between sites.

I don't know if they allow you to set image size limits and/or specific file types, but maybe try one of these?
Quote by Dani
The largest number of women I've been with at one time (when it was all women) was about 50-60. It was a sorority rush party. I wasn't pledging, but I went with a friend who was invited but also didn't pledge.


Did you get naked? Well, didya?!

I'm not saying.
Here's another one: www.securityslags.com

I found one of mine on there, one of Buz's, not had an extensive search around though.

Domain Name: SECURITYSLAGS.COM
Registry Domain ID: _DOMAIN_COM-VRSN
Registrar WHOIS Server: whois.domain.com
Registrar URL: www.domain.com
Updated Date: 2014-02-23 06:41:12
Creation Date: 2014-02-23T06:41:12Z
Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2015-02-23 11:41:12
Registrar: Domain.com, LLC
Registrar IANA ID: 886
Registrar Abuse Contact Email:
Registrar Abuse Contact Phone: +1.6027165396
Reseller: iPage
Reseller:
Reseller: +1.8774724399
Domain Status:
Registry Registrant ID:
Registrant Name: David Rietman
Registrant Organization: David Rietman
Registrant Street: 19 Bell Yard
Registrant City: Dereham
Registrant State/Province: NA
Registrant Postal Code: NR19 2EJ
Registrant Country: GB
Registrant Phone: +1.1362699120
Registrant Phone Ext:
Registrant Fax:
Registrant Fax Ext:
Registrant Email:

Registry Admin ID:
Admin Name: David Rietman
Admin Organization: David Rietman
Admin Street: 19 Bell Yard
Admin City: Dereham
Admin State/Province: NA
Admin Postal Code: NR19 2EJ
Admin Country: GB
Admin Phone: +1.1362699120
Admin Phone Ext:
Admin Fax:
Admin Fax Ext:
Admin Email:
Registry Tech ID:
Tech Name: Eric White
Tech Organization: iPage Hosting
Tech Street: 10 Corporate Dr., Suite 300
Tech City: Burlington
Tech State/Province: MA
Tech Postal Code: 01803
Tech Country: US
Tech Phone: +1.8774724399
Tech Phone Ext:
Tech Fax: +1.7812726550
Tech Fax Ext:
Tech Email:
Name Server: NS2.IPAGE.COM
Name Server: NS1.IPAGE.COM
DNSSEC: Unsigned
URL of the ICANN WHOIS Data Problem Reporting System: http://wdprs.internic.net/
>>> Last update of WHOIS database: 2014-02-23 06:41:12 <<<

Registration Service Provider:
iPage,
+1.8774724399
This company may be contacted for domain login/passwords,
DNS/Nameserver changes, and general domain support questions.

Information Updated: Wed, 6 Aug 2014 15:02:37 UTC
Dunno what mine's about. Maybe 'cause I have red hair?

'Seductress' makes me sound like a big flirt, and I don't flirt with anyone.

Weird.

Dani: "That's a joke, right?"

Me: "Whaddya mean?"

Dani: "You flirt with everyone! You're the biggest tart on the mod team."

Me: "Ahem." *points at Clum*

Dani: "Okay, second biggest."

Due to a small technical glitch the other day, some stories appear now to have duplicate comments posted on them.

If you have a story like this, or if you were the commenter, please post a link below and we will tidy them up for you.

Liz
Quote by Mysteria27
Hi:

A few people have tried to comment on my new poem and said the system is not allowing them too.

Is something wrong with this?

Please advise,
Mysteria


Thanks for reporting this in. I have tried to leave a comment on your poem myself and don't appear to be able to.

I have passed this to Gav.

Liz
Quote by daddysweetheart

it worked.

but I left a comment this morning on a poem, and there's 11 of the same comments from my tablet and I can't delete any of them.


I'm liaising with Gav about getting these cleaned up for you.

Liz
Quote by gav

Note
If anyone finds any page that contains insecure items (where the padlock in your address bar doesn't show its secure) then please let me know. You will be rewarded with a handsome bounty.


I take it this does not include profile pages which give you the old, '...this page includes other resources which are not secure...'?
Quote by Verbal
Does a 4000 word story need to be broken into sections? I saw in the FAQ that 10,000 words would definitely be broken into sections. Is that the dividing line? Under 10,000 can stay as one unbroken story?

Thanks, Mods. You are clearly the unsung heroes of this site.


Anything under 10,000 words is fine as a single submission.

Liz