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Quote by Jester2725
I accidently went into "ghost" mode and I see the ghost icon in the top left of my screen. But how do I get out of it?


Settings menu (from cog symbol on top red bar) > Online Status > 'Who can see you?'
Quote by LASARDaddy

The lesson for all should be to, "BACK THE FUCKING THING UP" to something besides main memory. I mostly use an IPad now (love this fricking thing for it's convenience) but I'm getting the high end IBM pad. The options for file save are an order of magnitude better. It's a real pain in a very soft spot on this.

I've looked at scrivener but I prefer Word, another reason to go back to IBM. On the IPad I use Textilus. It's in the APP store and it's free to start. The purchased version has a couple enhancements but it basically works under any IOS system. I never liked Macs because of the case sensitivity. That started because of file name lengths but that problem went away 20 years ago and it's still there. You can write a book in the file name now. Well, almost.


Very true. You won't find a bigger advocate for backing up your work than I. I actually wrote an extensive forum guide about it a while ago.

All of my files are sync'd across three separate cloud storage services. Redundancy! The issue was actually using a writing app that only runs on a single OS platform, unlike Word. Google Docs was very good, and more than sufficient for the job, but I still think the pros outweigh the cons for Scrivener.
Quote by BraveBitch

that means they also have worked on my story which was published a couple of months ago, but now it got rejected seven times, and I asked 'WHY?'


Don't you think it would be nice to submit your work, and have it verified without having to volley it back and forth with the story mods several times first?

Perhaps you should view this as an opportunity to learn about the aspects of grammar that the moderating team keep explaining and fixing for you. After publishing six hundred stories, that seems like a fairly sensible idea.

There really isn't that much to it.
Joke all you want, but I'm seriously pissed off about my Mac right now.



I write all of my stories in Scrivener, so even the Chromebook which I have been lent as a temporary replacement can't run it. I've got to try and find a way to copy my comp story out of a proprietary format I can't open, and into a Google Doc so I can carry on with it.

A lesson for all of you who use a platform specific writing app!

At least I have a few more weeks.

*sighs*
Who could turn down the opportunity to watch "Big Boob Banana Bazooka Babes #34"?
Quote by vines
Yeah it was explained. They didn't like the title. I read some of his stuff. He is okay. I wouldn't call great but that's just me. Apparently to you he is a great writer and that's all that matters. Keep reading and enjoying his stories. I have message in my box. And they are not the same person. The that declined a story because of the title was female.. I just found it ood that he would decline my story to the site yet want to read more of my stories.


We don't have a female story mod called Buz.

And we don't reject stories because we don't like them. If they're within the guidelines and of a sufficiently readable quality, that's all we ask.
Quote by vines
I had a story declined because the person that read it didn't like the title. I'm not bsing you. I had one Editors not give me any reason for why the story was declined. But said they liked the story and would like to read other stories of mine. And his name-o was B-u-z-z. I in so many words told Buzz he would not be able to write like me no matter how of my stories he read. I've had some some odd experiences with trying to post things. I told my dad about that and he urged me to stop giving away stories for free. I took his advice.




If a mod returned a story to you and their only issue was the title, then it would have been something that either broke our guidelines or was grossly inappropriate. It also would have been explained to you in the rejection.
The particular mod you are referring to is a wonderful writer, and a recipient of multiple EP awards. I'm quite sure he considers the fact that he doesn't write like you to be a blessing.

Your delusions of grandeur are comic gold to read, but how about leaving other authors out of it?
Quote by vines
Yeah I know. Its called transion. I do it so well. Not something easily done. Normally I would have written as such:
She just stood there and looked at it; her lips water at the sight of this plump and tasty looking thing, her eyes widens in anticipation."
It is a technique I made up. I called it the transitional sentence. But people don't like it when I use ";" on this site.
So what you are telling me is either way I am going to get criticized so I might as well use the ;


I think it's actually called poor grammar.

"her eyes widens in anticipation."

I think you'll find this should be either, "her eyes widened in anticipation", or, "her eyes widen in anticipation" depending on the tense.



(Is 'transion' even a word? Did you mean 'transition'?)
Quote by vines
She just stood there and looked at it. Her lips water at the sight of this plump and tasty looking thing. Her eyes widens in anticipation. The weird feeling in her stomach reminds her why she is here. She's had this feeling before,many times, but never like this. I mean it's just so big; she can't help but want it, so she grabs it and puts it in her mouth. The flavor runs down her throat and she can't help but think: man, that's one tasty drum-stick.
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See how I used the word stood? Just comes down to how you use it.


http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postsm1328422_Use-of-proper-verb-tense.aspx
Knives and pepper spray... you lot would be locked up in the UK

Cop: "Right, hands behind your back. You're under arrest."

Me: "What!? You've got to be joking. Why?"

Cop: "Carrying a concealed weapon."

Me: "A concealed weapon? It's a fucking spork!"

Cop: "Still sharp."

Me: "It's attached to a goddamn salad pot! I've only just bought it from Tesco!"

Cop: "Yeah but... you could still scratch someone with it."

Me: "Yeah, and I could kick you in the balls, too. Want to confiscate my shoes?"



Disclaimer: Not a factual account. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
Quote by dpw
Begats?


Archaic verb. Past tense of 'beget'.

Def: To procreate or generate. To cause; produce as an effect.

I feel it should probably read, "Good poetry begets poetry" or "Good poetry begat poetry".
Quote by Dirty_D

Yea, Im changing up my pattern. (the guy who chased me down freaked me out a bit honestly ("I know you work out a lot. I see you running here all the time" what?!) Plus I always carry a(well maintained) knife in a sheath in my bra.


Can you run with a pump action shotgun? Not sure how heavy they are, but I reckon that would be a pretty good deterrent.
Quote by sprite


Clare at it as revenge for you eating her Mars bar biggrin


I'll have my revenge. I've hidden her bag of pick-n-mix from the cinema the other night

Saw Godzilla, wasn't great.

Saw him in the movie, too.

RAWR!
Quote by LASARDaddy
Sorry, I am a nerd engineer and this is what I did for 35 years. I designed weapons systems then became a digital simulation expert. I never did believe in analog.


You're like the Tony Stark of Lush

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Supernatural isn't really my thing, but Sci-Fi could be interesting...

*dons thinking cap*

Quote by stephanie

Hang on...

If you are REALLY a supernatural being, and if you have wings, (unless they are on a panty-liner) I'm guessing that you ARE, I don't think you should be allowed enter. It's unfair. Like if I was a real vampire...

xx Steph

Nicola: "It's nearly Dawn, Steve..."

Me: "I know, I'm leaving..."


Well there was that one time that we broke into your office after you'd gone missing for three days. You were sleeping on your desk, cradling an empty bottle of Johnnie Walker and a bright pink thong. Remember when we opened the blinds?

I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING!

Wicked Witch of the West you are not, my dear.

Nicola: "Ha! I remember that. Brilliant."

Steph: "I've got my eye on you, ginger bus-stop ..."

If you're on a mac, the first thing I would check is the Firefox addons. Toolbar and adware extensions sometimes sneakily install themselves in there.

Failing that, test with another browser as per OMKN's suggestion.

Let us know smile
Quote by VanGogh


For the record, I don't appreciate the insinuation that I am lying.

1. Simply Sweets email is NOT in my email box.
2. My story was NOT showing while I was logged off EXCEPT on my page and in the MILF category.
3. The time stamps on my story show that you could see the story from my page or the MILF category BUT NOT from the main page.
4. Wow, I wonder if that happened to you, how you'd like that result.

Thanks for the comment about the highest number of views but my POINT was, where did my story go??

Everyone who publishes here has the opportunity for the maximum number of views by way of the first page. I feel VERY slighted ..... I don't know what happened - and I don't like that it even happened. No one should have this happen with a re-verification .... goodness. It's just not fair when we all would like our stories to reach maximum viewers .... and quite frankly, regardless of the amount of view the story has from my page / the MILF category, it would have been viewable by MANY more.

sigh



I'm not sure how you would like the moderating team to proceed with an issue that:

A - Is apparently no longer an issue.
B - To the best of our knowledge has never been reported by anyone else before.
C - We can't prove ever happened.

The fact remains that no one has intentionally deleted your PM, which is what I believe you were insinuating. Furthermore, your story comments do not prove that your story was only visible via your profile page or the story category page. What they do prove is that the story was visible to other users - that's all.

I think you're making a mountain out of a molehill with this.
Quote by VanGogh

Thank you Liz for whatever you did when you checked.

Let me assure you, my story was not on the front page after re-submitting it. I just checked my emails now (to verify the time I received the second approval) and .... the email from "Simply Sweet" is no longer in my inbox. Wonder why??

I resubmitted my story after removing the word "Of" in the first paragraph. It took about 2 hours to get the re-verification email from Simply Sweet. When I checked my page, it was showing, but it was not on the main page of Lush. I thought it would take a bit, but ..... when I checked 3 hours later it still was not showing. Approximately 5 hours after my last checking, it was not on the front page or on page two, yet it showed on my page and in the MILF category of stories.

So where was my ghost story for approximately 8 hours???

I signed in shortly before submitting the OP here, and the story showed up. I logged off, and it was NOT there.

You may think my story was showing, but I can tell you, it was not. I do not think it is anywhere FAIR that my story was a ghost for 8 hours and then when you did your magic it is now on the second page.

Every other writer/author here would complain that this is wrong.

Also, as I stated in my OP ... because I could not see my story logged off, I didn't know where it was. When I logged on, because I have a few categories "blocked" .... what I saw was my story between "Michelle's sexual awakening" by RobertL and "Alone he stands" by LittleRed.

Honestly .... this is not right. Every story gets it shot at being on the front page for X amount of hours. Mine, did not get the full value of being on the first page.

Based on what I saw yesterday, my story should have been on page on until pretty close to the time I posted my OP.

I am NOT happy with this.


A few points I believe need clarifying:

1 - No moderator of this website is able to delete private messages from a user's account. Even if we had the ability to do so, that would be an invasion of privacy and grossly inappropriate. That you would insinuate that we would or could in order to discredit your account of a phantom story is ridiculous and insulting. You know better.

2 - I haven't done anything to your story, magic or otherwise, nor has any other moderator. It is either verified, or it isn't.

3 - If your story was 'missing' for eight hours, surely the time stamps on your story's comments would support that fact. I don't believe that is the case. Evidently, other people could see it and comment on it. The reason you were, for a time, unable to see it when signed out remains a mystery.

4 - We do not have the ability to manually move your story back to page one, assuming that is what you are asking for here. The site is coded so that stories are automatically displayed chronologically based on a display date.

I'm not actually sure what the problem is now, at the time of writing this post your story has the highest number of votes on page one and two. I'd be pretty happy with that.
On second thought... the reason your story was not visible for a period of time was the fact that you resubmitted it with some edits.

Stories that are awaiting re-approval are not visible on the site until the changes are verified by a moderator. When they are re-approved, the story will slot back into the story list on the front page in the correct position based on its published time and date.

Your story re-approval, from submission to verification, took approx one hour based on the log.
Quote by VanGogh
I submitted my story "The Secretary and The Student" on May 11 around 5pm. I did a small edit and it was resubmitted. No problem with that.

First thing, when I am not logged on, my story is not showing on page 2. It should be between "Michelle's sexual awakening" by RobertL and "Alone he stands" by LittleRed .... when I log on, it is there. What is going on with this???

Secondly, two comments on my story have been "undefined" .... what is that???

Anyone else finding that their story is not showing on the pages when logged off?


I just had a look at this on my account and it appears fine on page two whether I'm logged in or not.

It actually sits in between 'Michelle's Sexuality Re-awakened, Ch 1' and 'Mark And The Busty Djinn' on my screen.



Can't imagine why it would disappear on yours when you're not logged in. Have you tried checking the site from a different web browser, or clearing down your cache?

Failing that, maybe a PM to Gav.

Re: the 'undefined' comments - I believe that was down to a bit of a server blip the other day.
Quote by seeker4
Just had a weird one. I changed the email address on my account last week. Most of my Lush notifications (PM notices, forgot password messages, etc.) are going to the new address. However, this morning a thread watch notification went to the old address. Are there other places where an email address is stored besides the one in Personal Details or was this just a fluke? (PS. I'm putting a watch on this thread so we'll see where notices from it go).


I reckon you might have earned yourself a Bug Slayer badge with this one, kitty cat.

I wonder if the site remembers the email address on your account when you set a forum thread to send you alerts, instead of checking what email address you currently have set. That would explain you still receiving emails on your old address after changing your settings.

I'd send a copy of this to Gav, see what he says.

Liz x
Quote by Haineko
Lilith vs Ursula

Does this title catch your attention? It's for the new competition and a good title is eluding me.


It's interesting. I think I'd probably go with 'versus' as opposed to the abbreviated version though.
Quote by BraveBitch
I have this story which was published under a category which no longer exist on Lush, I edited it and changed it title and contents but forgot to edit the tags. I have submitted it and now I can't edit the tags. What should I do before moderators find my story violating some new terms and conditions?
Can I just go to 'My Stories' and delete it and then resubmit again?


I've returned the story to you from the queue.

Please edit and resubmit.

Liz