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Liz
Over 90 days ago
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Lesbian Female, 32
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Happy Birthday! smile

Hope you have a great time. x

Quote by MadMartigan
How do we define met?


Go on gut instinct smile

- Was he in Bladerunner?
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Yes I'm on a cucumber kick. I love cucumber during the hotter months. Anyhoo, here's a cucumber margarita:



Salt, for rimming the glass
Ice
2 1/2 ounces Cucumber-Infused Tequila
1 ounce fresh lime juice
1 ounce simple syrup (see Note)
1 cucumber slice, for garnish


Wet the rim of an old-fashioned or margarita glass and dip it in salt. Let stand until dry. Fill the glass with ice.
Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add the Cucumber-Infused Tequila, lime juice and simple syrup and shake until well chilled. Strain the cocktail into the rimmed glass and garnish with the cucumber slice.

NOTE
To make simple syrup, combine equal parts sugar and water in a small saucepan and bring to a boil; stir until the sugar dissolves. Let the syrup cool.


This looks delicious!
Gentlemen - Do you shave with a cut throat razor?





If you're a straight razor guy, tell us why:

- Does it give a better shave?
- Does it reduced the cost of shaving?
- Is it because it's more environmentally friendly?
- Do you find it meditative?
- Does it make you feel like a bad ass?


Share your shaving habits:

- How do you prep your face?
- What products do you use?
- What are your favourite brands?
- Have you ever let a woman shave you?
Who is the most famous person you have ever met?


Mine would have to be the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge (William & Kate).


Quote by Poppet


I honestly don't think you're missing anything. And I don't think she was serious. *giggles* She is a great writer, but I doubt it still. smile




*giggles*

In all seriousness, it takes two to tango smile
There is no point trying to seduce someone into a little 'naughty talk' if they're really not into it, or feel uncomfortable doing it.
And it's not all 'ooh's' and 'ahh's' - it's a slow build-up, a graphic description of your most intimate desires and risqué fantasies. What you would like to do to them and what you would like them to do to you. It's an interactive story that evolves as it's told and leads... wherever you want it to.

*Straddles Poppet's hips and nuzzles my firm bottom into your lap. Presses my lips to yours in a delectable press of warm, soft flesh as I slowly hook my fingers underneath your t-shirt. Ever so slowly, I peel the delicate material up exposing inch by inch your sensitive, smooth torso and the swell of your delicious breasts...*

See?

I won't tell you what I did to her nipples
Quote by Saz_94
Hi everyone, any tips you can give when writing a story for the first time? Thanks, Saz.


Have a good read through the A to Z of acceptable story content before you start writing and familiarise yourself with the rules of the site:

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst22383_An-A-to-Z-Guide-for-Lush-Stories-Authors.aspx

The rest of the Essential Reading forum is an excellent resource for anyone who might not be 100% sure about formatting dialogue correctly or the finer points of punctuation. Even some of the story mods still refer back to these guides from time to time, lol.

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_topics32_Essential-Reading.aspx

Other than that, just have fun smile

Good luck with your writing!

Liz
To one of the nicest people on Lush smile

Happy Birthday, Gorgeous! xx




Quote by Poppet
Anyone who has ever seen me in the chat rooms, forums or elsewhere knows I am a big flirt. It just comes naturally for me; I don’t even know I’m doing it half the time.

When it comes to ‘cyber’ I don’t get anything from it. Sure, it is fun to talk about sex, and even act out what you’d do. I like the ‘role play’ aspect of it. IF (and that’s a big if) the person on the other end knows what the hell he/she knows what they’re doing.

I don’t masturbate whilst doing it. I’m like others, the TV will be on, or I’ll even be in the forums or something. I just don’t get that kind of pleasure from cyber. No matter how ‘good’ they are at it. Even some of the best writers here wouldn't be enough.

I like sounds, and hearing the person. I think there is something highly erotic about voice. So, when I have the need to ‘cyber’, it’s through voice.

I think Dancing_Doll and Liz said it best, and can relate most to what they said.




Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


So it was all a lie?!?!


Shh!

Don't tell everyone, Miss Flashypants.
Anyone who knows me quite well on here would tell you I'm a bit of a flirt. Oh okay, I'm a massive flirt!

I enjoy the fun aspect of some playful teasing, what you might call the virtual equivalent of light foreplay.
I regularly sneak up on unsuspecting friends and squeeze their bottom

Taking that one step further with someone is something that very few people have interested me enough to try.

I like intelligent, funny girls with a good sense of humour and an imaginative naughty side; and no, I don't 'fake it'.
What is the point?

How boring would it be to sit there watching TV whilst your typing on your laptop:

"Oh, fuck! Baby, just like that. Swirl your tongue..."

Quote by Mazza


Okay, I'm totally thinking of going the gay way here... JUST to see if it's any different




Here's the thing, patience is a virtue, sometimes you don't want to rush these things.
I'd be quite happy to lie there and relax for half an hour whilst my girlfriend licked and teased me senseless. The real cunnilingus masters know just when to slow it down; when one more solitary lick or nibble will tip you over the edge.
They rock you back and forth on the very edge of sexual cataclysm until you can't think straight; until you're begging to cum.

"Oh fuck! Baby, please!"

Know what I mean? smile
Losing the italic formatting for all of the dialogue is also a good move as we try to encourage authors to use it for emphasis instead.
The capitalisation of whole words in dialogue not only looks a bit out of place but can be distracting when used to excess.

Example:

"Oh, John, your cock is FUCKING HUGE!"

Changed to

"Oh, John, your cock is fucking huge!"

I think this is a much better approach smile
I believe it is a cult.
An institution of easily-trusting individuals initially founded on the far-fetched beliefs of a science fiction writer. I believe that they only applied for status as a 'religious organisation' for the sole purpose of appearing respectable and gaining the tax benefits of being classified as such.
There is a reason why a number of European countries have denied this status to The Church of Scientology.

From the man himself, L. Ron Hubbard - "I’d like to start a religion. That’s where the money is."
Quote by crazydiamond
Well all that is clear as mud.

I'm no newbie and I'm a bit lost.

Care to expand on what and what not etc.


http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst31625_NakedJuliacom--Please-stop-spamming.aspx

It's a site that promises nude photo's of an ex-girlfriend if you spam out a link to all your friends for them to click on.
The more visits, the more pics.
It's a load of rubbish but people keep spamming the links around Lush in PM's for some reason.
Quote by Hotstuff


It has been brought to the attention of Nicola and as far as I know the Mods also
theplayer is not the only one that is being stalked by this sicko. He has done this to me and another friend, who has deleted, because of him for over a year now. He deactivates as soon as he spreads his slanderous remarks. We all inform the right people as soon as we see him. They have blocked over 50 of his IP addresses but always manages to get new ones. He's from Australia and now has managed to get IP addresses here in the states.

As a Mod, you should be able to remove the remarks on theplayers stories, they have nothing to do with the story or the writing..its malicious and nasty.


They have been.

I spoke to a site admin about an hour ago who did this. Other than removing the comments, deleting the account and blocking the IP I'm not sure what else you feel can be done to prevent this.

I certainly don't think that allowing users to remove whatever comments they wish to from their stories is the way to go - I'm sure you can see why.

The pleasures of internet trolls I'm afraid; sorry.
Quote by theplayer


Really? Go look at what my stalker has done to my stories and then tell me it's not a good Idea. And how many of my readers opinions are tainted by the time a moderator removes it? If users are so petty and don't know the difference between "This is absolute shit" instead of nasty personal attacks, then there's something wrong with them, too. This asshole has been doing this for months.


Question: Have you actually sent this issue into the site admin?

I can ask one of them right now and find out.

I find it hard to believe that this would have continued 'for months' had they been made aware of it. Users who routinely cause these sorts of issues are dealt with in a swift manner.

Edit: My apologies if this sounded unduly abrupt. I was not made aware that the 'stalker' you were referring to was a repeat offender who had already been dealt with previously.
We do our best to jump on this stuff ASAP as soon as we are notified.
For those of you that are not aware, a user asked recently if they were ok to start a thread on here calling out people with 'fake' profiles/photos.
The answer was 'No, please don't.'

There is no need to make waves.
Consider what Lush actually is to a lot of the people that use the site. It's a fantasy world.
Somewhere they can be who they want to be and escape from their everyday selves. Some people choose to do this with an alternate persona complete with pictures.

The more savvy of us know when we look a profile whether it looks legit or not. If you don't agree with those people that upload a photo or two of someone else they found online, then just leave them be.

My
I like some light bondage and spanking.
This is a fairly recent thing for me but it is seriously good fun smile

Note: Please do not turn this into another 'thread to be avoided'. It would be nice to keep it on topic for the OP.
Thank you.
Quote by JDOre
I recently friended someone who has their hidden pictures labeled as them but are actually someone semi famous. I posted on those pics the real person's name and they dropped me as a friend. I was just going to let it go, I don't like drama. Is this the right thing to do?


Sometimes discretion is the way to go.
Not everyone on Lush is who they claim to be; I'm not sure how getting unfriended by someone after you 'outed' them came as a surprise though.
Quote by AriOli101
Hey,

Beware of pervs, men posing as women and some very aggressive behaviour.

Or that might just be because I'm a woman.

Anyway, welcome to Lush!

Ari xx


Please report anything like this to the site admin through the Contact Us page.
Quote by SereneProdigy
Greetings to all,

I just joined LushStories, the only place on earth submerged in naughty sex, free of STDs.

Wish me luck.

All the best,

SereneProdigy


Welcome to Lush!
Wanted
Pretty in Pink

Who is going with this one? -> The Bone Collector

Quote by Magical_felix
High School Musical 3




You sure it's not Lord of the Rings?