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Liz
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Female, 31
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You have to sit there and read my whole autobiography, completely naked, except for a Dirty Doll shirt. When the frozen lollipop melts completely, then you get to keep the tee. PS. You know I get to put the lolly where I want to.


Deal
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This is why I make the big bucks, Liz.

Now available for $19.95 at the Lush Store.


What's it gonna take for me to get my own 'Doll T-shirt'?

*please say something filthy!*

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Woot! Work it, girl!

Don't forget to check out her profile, guys. There's nothing better than a hot SummerJones on a hot summer day. smile


Got yourself a PR powerhouse there, Summer

What a testimonial!

Draw me a big smiley face on one? Pleeeeeeeeease!


One of the first things that we notice when we see a person are his/her eyes and in fact, eyes are amongst the primary features that attract us towards an individual. Even in case of eyes, the aspect that first comes into notice is the eye colour. Eye colour is basically a polygenic trait of an individual. It is determined by the amount and type of pigments present in the iris of the eyes.

Most Common Eye Colours

Brown
The eye colour that can be described as the most common amongst human beings is brown, with the exception of countries around the Baltic Sea. It is the result of the presence of large amounts of melanin (eumelanin) within the iris stroma. People who have very dark brown irises might give the appearance of having black eyes.

Hazel
Another common eye colour is hazel. Hazel eyes are the result of a combination of a Rayleigh scattering and a modest amount of melanin in the front border layer of the iris. Hazel eye colour has also been defined as the medium-colour between light brown and dark green. Hazel is common amongst people in America and Europe, while rare in African, Middle Eastern and Asian people.

Gray
Gray eye colour is considered to be a darker shade of blue (like blue-green). This eye colour is related to low melanin in the iris and is related to scant pigmentation throughout the body (like pale skin, light hair, etc). Gray eyes have been found to reveal small amounts of yellow and brown colour in the iris. European people, belonging to countries like Russia, Finland and the Baltic States, often have gray eyes, while those in Southeast Asia rarely have this eye colour. Gray eyes might seem to change between the shades of blue, green and gray, mainly because of the lighting changes.

Blue
Blue eyes are quite common amongst people, especially those born in Germany, Netherlands, Iceland, Austria, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Finland, and Estonia. The reason behind this eye colour is low amounts of melanin within the iris stroma. In Central Asia and Middle East, blue eyes are pretty rare. Since the production of melanin generally increases during the first few years of life, the blue eyes of some babies might darken as they get older.

Rarest Eye Colours

Amber
Amber eyes can be defined as the ones having a strong yellowish/golden and russet/coppery tint. The reason behind amber eyes is the deposition of ‘lipochrome’, the yellow pigment, in the iris. It is a very rare eye colour and also known as ‘wolf eyes’, since amber eye colour is very common in wolves.

Green
Green eye colour is amongst the rarest eye colour, with only 1-2% of the world's population born with green eyes. The reason for green eye colour is the production of moderate amounts of melanin. People born in Northern Europe and Nordic countries (like Iceland, Sweden, Denmark, Finland, Norway, Germany, and Netherlands) usually have green eyes.

Violet
Violet eyes are mainly seen in albinos. In effect, the eyes of some albinos appear to be violet because of the mixing of red and blue reflections. Violet eyes are either a form of blue eyes or a mutation.

Red
Red is probably the rarest eye colour amongst the human population of the world. It is mainly seen in case of albinos and is the result of either large quantities of the ‘normally scarce’ red areas in the eyes or a small leakage of blood into the iris.
A user on China’s microblogging site Sina Weibo has invented “hairy stockings” as a way for young girls to fend off perverts. It’s hard to tell if these are real or imagined but given that some people in China have been putting dogs in pantyhose, these might just be the former.




What do you reckon girls?

I started off as the 'good girl' of music.
My mum wanted me to play the violin, which I did for a few years and eventually got my grade five (not sure if the grading system is universal or a UK thing).

THEN...

I was corrupted by rock music (thanks Dad!).
I've been playing both acoustic and electric guitar for about 4 years now. I have a really nice tutor, an elderly chap named Chris who looks exactly like Mr. Magoo!



So now I spend my free time, when I'm not writing, being a rock chick! \m/



I have been known to lick my guitar...
Quote by nicola

Who'd have thought erotica would be so popular?


Can I have a corner office?

Julius Caesar was stabbed 23 times
William Shakespeare was born and died on April 23
There are 23 letters in the Latin alphabet
Congratulations, Nicola!
You have put a lot of time and hard work into this site, it really shows.

I'm going to share a true story with you.
This is probably the most angry I have ever been in my life and it still make me want to punch someone to this day.

I went to France a couple of years ago on a family holiday and we visited a funfair we had seen advertised that was on at a local, seaside town.
It was your typical 'travelling funfair' consisting of a few rides, some bumper cars and the obligatory doughnut and candy floss stalls.
On the way back to the car, we passed a whole load of caravans and motorhomes in the car park. They obviously belonged to the carnival folk who operated the fair.

Outside one of the motorhomes was a steel pen about six foot square with the sides being about 2 foot high. Inside, leashed to a dog kennel was a little golden labrador puppy (I have one of these called Alfie, so you'll understand how fucking enraged I got in a minute).
It was only about four months old and was yapping away for a bit of attention. Just as we pass, the door swings open and out steps a scabby looking man with what looks like a whip in his hands. He was a big, gruff looking bloke - easily 6 foot tall.
He stepped into the cage... fuck this bit makes me angry... and he started whipping this puppy with a Cat o' nine tails! If you don't know what that is, Google it.
The poor little thing was cowering in a corner, whimpering.

I don't give a shit who you are, I was in there like a shot. I ripped it out of his hand and starting giving him the most foul-mouthed, incensed, hate-filled rant I have ever given anyone. He likely didn't understand a word, but I think he got the message.
I took that whip with me, much to his astonishment, and threw it in the bin when we got back to where we were staying.
I wish I had taken the dog too.

The reason I mention this story - I saw a lad of about 17 today kick his own dog.
My girlfriend tried to hold me back but if there is one thing I will never abide, it's animal cruelty. He got a similar treatment and I've honestly never seen anyone look so embarrassed. There were loads of people watching.

This shit gives me murderous thoughts
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How about making the CHAT featiure WORK... it's poor at best, and tends to disconnect at will. Other than that, I think the site is fine.


If it were that poor, I am sure that Gav would be inundated with messages about it.
Something like:

Hi Gav,

Sorry to bother you, I know you're a busy guy.
I was wondering if you could take a look at something for me please.
I've been having some trouble with the Private Chat feature on the site. It seems to keep disconnecting.
Do you think this might be site related, or might it be my connection?
Appreciate your time.

Many thanks,

LustyRose4U


You know, something like that...

I might also direct your attention here:

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_topics44_Lush-Help-Desk.aspx

Feel free to post a polite query on the Help Desk section of the forum for advice on technical issues.
Where do you masturbate?

Wherever takes my fancy.

Where have you masturbated?

Now THAT is a question!

BORING

- My house
- Friends house
- Car, Bus, Coach, Train
- College
- Library
- The park
- The beach

INTERESTING

- Plane
- Tank (That's actually quite a funny story)
- Cross-channel ferry
- The Louvre
- Eiffel Tower
- Palace of Versailles
- Hemp Museum in Amsterdam
- Disney World, Florida
- Borneo
- In a thunderstorm, Corfu

All true.

All of my gym sessions are exactly like this!



Probably the sexiest music video ever btw
I like it. Reminds me of a Fallen Angel.
If you want to post the name of the story I can have a look for you smile
Quote by Dancing_Doll
Yes. Sometimes female strangers will say it too. Whether it's coming from a guy or a girl, a compliment with no ulterior motives always feels more genuine and makes you appreciate it more.


"Wow! You are gorgeous!"

*walks off*
Quote by nicola
Darn, you beat me to the post, probably because his birthday isn't until the 14th June, and you're a day early. You cheddars...

Happy birthday Gav, I'm not doing what I did the last one, your wife STILL hasn't forgiven me.



Time zones n' stuff

*giggles*


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GAV! HOPE YOU HAVE A WICKED DAY. LIZ x

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I'm not even going to allow my fucking fine, tattooed ass reply to that bit. I'll for a smoke instead...



Love it.
The two of you just out of the shower; all warm, fresh and relaxed.
Cuddling up on some crisp cotton sheets and trailing kisses, licks and nibbles over each others smooth, fragrant bodies.
Then, your partner decides to take the initiative and nuzzle between your legs; teasing and pleasing you as only they know how.
A deliciously naughty thought enters their brain and you being to feel their tongue flick softly against your bottom.
Circling and stroking slowly as you arch your back and let out soft moans of pleasure and encouragement.
It's new, it's forbidden, it's... it's... oh so good!
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Come on guys! That's all a load of bull crap.

Hotrod, what you need to do is to let your girl (prey) know just how hard you are going to cyberfuck them. What's always worked for me is to stick your dick in their ear, so they can hear where you're coming from.

Rock on brother!


This made me giggle
Hi Daisy,

My personal preference is a good, old fashioned bear-hug.

Example:



However! Your arm will go numb at some point. So...

The crook of the neck is the best bet:



Hope this helps.

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be happy to teach you some other words, btw, if you're curious ;)