It's amazing how one man creates so much sound and fury while being personally so shallow and inarticulate. Trump the man has never concerned me as much as the industries of adulation and hatred, both out of all proportion to anything he's actually done, that have led to this terrible day. Thank God he survived, which is not to say I hope he becomes president again.

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Are we allowed multiple entries?

Some genres on Lush positively encourage multiple entries as I understand it😉

I'm holding my nose and giving "Watersports" a go. Seriously, no interest, no idea why it attracts people. But I'm six genres from omnium so I kind of have to😒 I'll do my best to make it work!

I've resurrected an idea I had a long time ago for the contest. It's about as silly as it gets, but I'm having fun writing it!

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Yeah, I'm gonna have to say no on the whole play/script thing. We've had too many folk in the past use it as a workaround to have proper formatting.

If someone wants to start lushscreenplays.com, go for it

OK, thanks!

Wow, interesting theme! One question, if I may? Would script format be acceptable? Some basic stage directions and the rest as dialogue? Or does it have to be a prose story?

A buttock caressed did everything for Gemma. How intimate! Just kisses left my naughty, overweight partner quiet. Rubbing skin titulated, unmistakably. Vagina was x-rayed. "You're zestful!"

Waiting for the next competition to be announced to be honest!

In Spanish, I would say of Donald Trump Vs. Joe Biden, "Son dos nalgas de la mismo culo".

You may translate that comment and make of it what you will.

Yes! And you can read all about it here in my sexual autobiography!

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/true/what-happened-when-i-caught-someone-watching-me-fuck

I've posted here before, only Mr MC1982 and my best girl friend know. But this weekend, I was careless and my notebook briefly fell into the wrong hands! My secret nearly came out!

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In my humble opinion, the Omnium Badge is meant to stretch one’s writing chops. That means that some categories are going to be out of a writer’s comfort zone. I struggled with several of the categories, but gave them my best shot. I found creative ways to address the genres that weren't my thing. Readers were kind and encouraging.

My best personal example is the Water Sports category. NOT my thing! But I did a lil research and found a way to write a story that met the criteria.

I guess my point is, if you want the badge badly enough, you give every category your best effort. And if that genre isn't your forte, that's okay. You try and then you go back to writing what you truly feel is your niche.

Poetry doesn't have to be sophisticated or long to be of interest to readers. My best advice is to read some poetry by other Lush authors for inspiration.

Just my thoughts on a Monday morning. 😘

As a writer working on omnium now, can I second the objection to watersports? I got around by making it a story within a story... The really was a fantasy. But watersports? Ewwww! I'm holding my nose and doing a very silly entry that I hope will be OK. I do find I only write hot stories in scenarios I find hot and you can usually tell when my heart isn't in it🙄

I think I've just found the next entry to my sexual autobiography😊 🤣

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/true/the-sluttiest-thing-ive-done

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/true/do-i-really-enjoy-giving-blowjobs

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/true/of-blushes-blowjobs-and-broken-beds-2

I'm trying to bring my North Korea trilogy to a satisfactory conclusion. I know how I want it to end, but just can't seem to get it right 🙄

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cuckold/adieu-dear-leader

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/wife-lovers/the-most-important-penis-in-the-world

You called this one absolutey right imho. Congratulations, WW, Kat and the thespian!

I have, and I recently made a Lush out of the memory! https://www.lushstories.com/stories/true/an-hour-in-the-shower-with-mc1982-2

It depends what you want out of it. If you want to be the next JK Rowling, that is never going to happen with erotica. But if, like me, you just enjoy writing, find ideas easily and produce stories quickly, erotica is great fun.

Judging success by a combination of views, likes and my own opinion, it turn out that https://www.lushstories.com/stories/threesomes/blanca-dani-and-jaime, a tale of a married couple inviting another into their bed, is my best story on Lush!

Wow this is proving harder than I thought, I'll be back with an offering soon🤣

Thank you so much! A lovely surprise to start my week!🙂 And congrats to the other placers. Thank you for organising this fun contest, Kimmi and family!

I would suggest you don't need a specific list of things to cram in, just make sure you live each day to the full🙂

“My husband died,” she told me on our date. 

Undressing, Ludmila trembled like a flower shaken by the wind.

Initially, I was too distracted by her shapely breasts to notice the number 43578 tattooed, in green, on her forearm.

First base yes. No further.

Did you, or would you, ever consider joining the military?

A love of reading

What was the last piece of really good news you had?

Ufff wow what a question! Once, as I was wheeled into surgery.

What are you proudest of in your life?

Just the one these days!

How many different countries have you visited?

No man I've ever known has admitted to me that they put on a bra and panties. I can't be certain guys I've known haven't behind closed doors, but I highly doubt it. If they did, it would not impress me.

I'm trying for omnium by the end of the year. They have a badge called "Prolific Writer" which tells you you have done two thirds of the genres, I think. Get that, then count the remaining ones would be my suggestion.

They haven't asked me to write: But 2bespanked kindly immortalised me and Mr.MC1982 for literary posterity recently!

You know, if we're going to keep writing for Lush Stories from this desert island, we're going to need some material...