"If the Reavers take the ship, they'll us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order..."
Gina Torres, as Zoe Washburn (Firefly)
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MrNudiePants
Over 90 days ago
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These shoes were posted here a long time ago, and I always thought they were cool as hell.
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Maybe everybody else already knows this, but I just figured it out not long ago. I hate saving things to a physical device, and then carrying that physical device around with me, just so I can access it if I want to. There are always little compatibility issues that come up, and then maybe I want to write something but I don't have my flash drive... If I'm ever writing a short story to be submitted on a website somewhere, I use my account to store it online. I just start a new email to myself, write my story as the text of the message, and save it as a draft. I can access it from anywhere, from anyone's computer, and work on it any time I have a yen to. The same thing works for photos I may want to edit, as well.
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The Stig?
lol - i love you for that! i'm American and i get it! i love top gear! it's SO much fun and i don't even care much for cars!
Okay - ONE time in my life where I can say, "I gotta watch more T.V."
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I can't stand the idea of e-books, either. I want a real book, with words on paper that some politically-correct entity can't come and edit a few years down the line.
Back on the original topic, I'd imagine the titles in a book vending machine would be the same mass-appeal books you would fine at a drug store or bus station book shelf, so I can't imagine that I'd be buying them. That said, I'm fine with the idea. Anything that keeps the publishing industry chugging along is fine with me. Heck, at this point, anything that helps keep ANY industry in business is a good thing.
Back on the original topic, I'd imagine the titles in a book vending machine would be the same mass-appeal books you would fine at a drug store or bus station book shelf, so I can't imagine that I'd be buying them. That said, I'm fine with the idea. Anything that keeps the publishing industry chugging along is fine with me. Heck, at this point, anything that helps keep ANY industry in business is a good thing.
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I like the shows. They make the Mrs go, "What in the world are you watching...?" 
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33. I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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-Don"t prick your meat and allow the juice to run out...
Always good advice, even when NOT cooking.
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Nice lookin car, I'd Hit It?
Sorry, Charlie. I don't think anybody has EVER called a Chevy Celebrity wagon sexy...
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I'm glad your Mom is all right. You've got every reason for concern. The scammers are so talented these days they can even run their scams from prison. I know a guy, who knows a guy, who told me of a guy so intelligent and talented on the phone that he could basically talk his way through just about any situation. To prove it, this inmate bet a corrections officer that he could get the officer's home address, SSN, and at least one credit card number, using just the jail telephone and his wit. Some twenty minutes later, the inmate won his bet. His prize? He had his telephone privileges revoked, except for a small list of numbers which the officers had to dial for him. he wasn't even allowed to use the regulat phone. They would hand him the handset through a window, and dial the numbers themselves. Somehow I doubt that stopped him for long.
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I don't watch a whole lot of professionally produced porn. It's just too scripted and unreal for my taste. You can tell that it's all about the money (shot). Most of what I watch is amateur porn, produced just for the fun of making it. I guess because of that, I don't mind condom use in a porno. Condoms are an unfortunate part of life, and I like reality over play-acting. Especially the horrible play-acting that comes with most professionally-produced porn these days. For those who do produce porn, though, I think it would be easy to choose between them. Just make ten condom-free movies, and ten similar movies (with similar actors and actions) where condoms are used. Then see which ones sell best. I would imagine if there's a group of clientele that like to watch movies where condoms are used, and a group of actors that prefer working with condoms, you could easily match the two and produce condom-oriented movies for that market, while still producing condom-free movies for the rest of the market.
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This is SO cool! i had no idea it was even in the works. Great, now i have to write TWICE as much.
This is AWESOME! Now I'll have twice as much cool stuff to read!
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His house, his dog, he shoulda cleaned the shit up after the dog did it, he didn't want it tracked into his loverly house. Now shut the fuck up about the shit already and git me another beer. And where's my sammich, dammit?
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Well, judging from the way they handle my calls every time I need technical support, I'm hardly surprised...
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"Please have 'em out." 
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Fence company sign asks women to bare their breasts as they pass a fictitious breast inspection stop
By Barbara Hijek October 6, 2010 06:51 AM
The Hercules Fence company's claim to notoriety has little to do with fences, but rather the messages it posts on a roadside sign.
And this week's message is a doozy: During Breast Cancer Awareness Month, while many businesses are awash in pink ribbons and encouraging slogans, the 58-year-old business has taken the opposite tack. The company posted on its sign a message to women that a breast inspection site is 20 feet ahead, and encourages them to display their breasts as they pass by, reports the Ocala Star Banner.
The company manager says the owner decides each Friday to post a message that stays up for the week, complaints or not, according to the Star Banner.
And those messages can be of-FENCE-ive: During the past few years those messages have included jokes about dead handicapped people — just a short distance from a school that serves handicapped children; jokes about killing ex-wives during Domestic Violence Awareness Month; and a notation about President Obama moving into the White House from the ghetto, reports the Star Banner.
Angie DeNoia, a breast cancer survivor who lives in Ocala, said she hopes the store’s owner never has an encounter with cancer.
“Let’s hope your daughter will never be told she has breast cancer, or cancer anywhere on her body,” DeNoia told the Star Banner. “You have cancer and let’s see if you laugh about it.”
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Fence company sign asks women to bare their breasts as they pass a fictitious breast inspection stop
By Barbara Hijek October 6, 2010 06:51 AM
The Hercules Fence company's claim to notoriety has little to do with fences, but rather the messages it posts on a roadside sign.
And this week's message is a doozy: During Breast Cancer Awareness Month, while many businesses are awash in pink ribbons and encouraging slogans, the 58-year-old business has taken the opposite tack. The company posted on its sign a message to women that a breast inspection site is 20 feet ahead, and encourages them to display their breasts as they pass by, reports the Ocala Star Banner.
The company manager says the owner decides each Friday to post a message that stays up for the week, complaints or not, according to the Star Banner.
And those messages can be of-FENCE-ive: During the past few years those messages have included jokes about dead handicapped people — just a short distance from a school that serves handicapped children; jokes about killing ex-wives during Domestic Violence Awareness Month; and a notation about President Obama moving into the White House from the ghetto, reports the Star Banner.
Angie DeNoia, a breast cancer survivor who lives in Ocala, said she hopes the store’s owner never has an encounter with cancer.
“Let’s hope your daughter will never be told she has breast cancer, or cancer anywhere on her body,” DeNoia told the Star Banner. “You have cancer and let’s see if you laugh about it.”
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Inigo Montoya, as played by Mandy Pantinkin.
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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Are you someone who can cum multiple times during a love/fuck session.
For the record: Yes, I can cum multiple times during a love/fuck session.
If, by "several times" you mean "five or six times".
And when you say "during a love/fuck session", you mean "over the course of a hot and horny weekend."
No problem.
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I suppose it's the only way to ever find out which truly DID come first, the chicken or the egg...
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I'm not sure what Honeybee is getting at here, I don't have any bad habits in the bathroom. I am constantly having to reposition the toilet seat so that when I miss the bowl I only hit the floor or bowl. Why do women insist on putting it back down again? Don't you all know that squatting over the toilet bowl is great for maintaining healthy thighs?
Same with the sink, what's the point of putting the soap in some silly little dish? You only have to take it out and put it back in the sink to use it, and then you've got an extra dish to clean in spring when you do the rest of the bathroom. As a big plus, leave a little water in the sink with the soap and it will have a nice slimy texture when you next come to use it.
Don't even get me started on the toilet paper! One sheet is plenty for all but the messiest of situations, why do women use about 2 rolls of the stuff to do a wee? (Tip of the week for those on a low income, put a pair of scissors by the toilet roll and with some practice you can get by with half a sheet) (Hot tip No 2: stop eating anything that will make your stools softer, really hard pellets is the way to go, you won't need to wipe at all then!)
I love this thread I'm laughing so much here. So now I must start eating rabitt food then
And please - don't get me started on how often I have to unplug the sink. Is it my hair clogging it up? Hmmm. Do I LOOK like I have dark brown, fourteen-inch-long hair? Didn't think so.
And about that medicine cabinet you had me install? The one with all the doors and shelves, and the built-in lights? Why do we need a medicine cabinet in the first place? There ain't no medicine in there. I've only got two items in there. Deodorant, and cologne. Both of which I could do without if it wasn't for you ladies. But whenever I look in there, all the shelves are filled with stuff. Liquids, gaseous containers and solids as well. You've got the makings of a whole chemistry set in there. I guarantee most of it's flammable. I swear, if our bathroom were somebody's workplace, it would require HazMat stickers on just about every surface...
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My vote goes to LadyX for her inspired artistic brilliance in creating her own wallpaper....
I'm kind of in love with it... As always, she knows how to make a statement, and it always has impact!
As much as I hate to agree with Doll... Dammit she's right this time! (LOL)
P.S. The green face is my favorite. Although they all make a statement.
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I liked Dennis Leary when he was a stand-up. I thought his first couple movies were good, too. Now that he's such a big-fucking-star, I'm not such a fan.
