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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156
0 miles · Sydney
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"I have good news and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
"What do you want first?"
The patient thought and said, "the bad news."
The doctor said solemnly, "you have three weeks to live."
"Oh, shit!" exclaimed the patient, "then what the hell's the good
news?"
The doctor smiled. "See that pretty blond nurse over there with the
long legs and the big tits - In about an hour or so, I will be
fucking her brains out!"
"What do you want first?"
The patient thought and said, "the bad news."
The doctor said solemnly, "you have three weeks to live."
"Oh, shit!" exclaimed the patient, "then what the hell's the good
news?"
The doctor smiled. "See that pretty blond nurse over there with the
long legs and the big tits - In about an hour or so, I will be
fucking her brains out!"
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A knockout young lady decided that she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73-year-old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed.
When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his 12-inch erection, and he was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose plugs. Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, "What are those for?"
The old man replied, "There are just two things I can't stand - The sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber!"
When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his 12-inch erection, and he was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose plugs. Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, "What are those for?"
The old man replied, "There are just two things I can't stand - The sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber!"
